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Clips from South Park - A Very Crappy Christmas (S04E04)

"What's a hard p?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"We wish you a merry Christmas,"
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"Dude, Jewish people don't celebrate Christmas."
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"Dreidel dreidel dreidel,"
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"Heheheheh, Chanukah sucks."
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"Don't call me fat, buttfucker."
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"You guys, knock it off! We have to record this!"
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"Dude, that was awesome."
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"The script. It's sweet."
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"That's not in the script They do this all the time."
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"Well, it should be in the script."
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"So, all we gotta do, is put the right mouth on,"
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"Easy."
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"Yeah. So what's the first syllable?"
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"Okay. So we put little "woo" mouths on all our heads."
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"And then we shoot that for one frame."
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"That's one twenty-fourth of a second of our movie already shot!"
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"Now, the next mouth."
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"Okay, where are the E-mouths?"
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"Okay. "Woo" mouths again?"
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"Aw, Jesus Christ!"
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"If people in this town don't start shopping again, we're all gonna be out of jobs next year."
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"It's alright, we've got a clean-up crew coming."
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"Oh. Mr. Hanky, it's you. How wonderful."
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"My family and I are here to get the drive-in ready for the biig movie."
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"Perfect!"
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"Hi there, Mr. Important Political Person."
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"You wanna bet me I won't take off my clothes and run naked through this parkin' lot?"
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"I didn't start it! He was looking at my breasts!"
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"They're not real, you know."
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"Don't you say that!"
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"Uhhh, we'll just leave you to your cleanup."
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"Okay! Boy, oh boy, this place suuure needs a lot of work."
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"We can fix it up, Dad."
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"Good job, Amber. Now this place is starting to look Christmasy"
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"Cartman!"
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"Well, I'm sorry! I have a cold!"
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"That took us half an hour to set up, fatass!"
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"Alright! You know what? I have been here TOO LONG!"
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"I'm sick of making this stupid cartoon, and we're never goin' to finish it anyways!"
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"Screw you guys, I'm goin' home!"
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"We can't do it without him, Kyle. We've already animated him in it!"
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"We'll dub his voice over."
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"Kyle, it's hopeless."
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"and we still have Jesus' and Santa's voices to record, and we don't even have a third act."
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"Dude, it would take a miracle to finish this thing!"
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"Now, don't go saying that. There's always hope."
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"Miracles happen most every day."
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"To people like you, and me."
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"Unless you help make it to be."
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"We'll do what's necessary, 'cause"
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"Even a miracle needs a hand!"
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"- You love- - We love"
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"Get help from our next-door neighbor, 'cause"
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"You could do Cartman's voice, can't you?"
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""Hey, you guys! Seriouslih! I'm so fat! Help me out over hmyah!""
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"Cartman: I say we help Santa Claus!"
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"Oh, you're just saying that because he brings you candy."
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"- You wish - We wish"
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"- You sit - We sit."
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"Citizens of South Park,"
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"the Colorado Film Commission is pleased to present to you"
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"a work by some of our very own South Park children."
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"Thank you, thank you."
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"What are you talkin' about, "quit"? Huh! I don't remember that."
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"you will all feel the mighty glow of the Christmas spirit once again. Boys?"
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"Okay, Mr. Hankey!"
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"O-kay!"
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"We wish you a merry Christmas--"
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"Hey! Wait a minute!"
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"Aren't you Jewish, Kyle?"
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"What?"
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"Dreidel dreidel dreidel -"
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"Eehhhh, pretty!"
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"Oh, that's Christmas for ya."
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"Uhuh, just hang on folks. We seem to be having some technical difficulties"
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"Well, thanks a lot, kids. Great idea you had there."
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"We want our three hundred bucks back!"
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"All that work!"
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"Boys, I uh, I'm s-, I'm sorry."
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"Sure. Sh-sure, Mr. Hankey."
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"It's my fault. All my fault. I got everyone's hopes up."
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"But Dad, we can fix the projector."
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"Aw, that was just a stupid song, Cornwallis!"
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"I was jus' tryin' to get you to stop your bitchin'"
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"Because you showed me that I have the power and the strength to do anything I want."
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"I wanna die."
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"They did it! They got it working!"
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"Mom! They got it working!"
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"What's that? They got your father's penis workin' again?"
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"Christmas still is about one very important thing."
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"No not ham!"
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"Heheh, we could make you say whatever we wanted."
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"What?"
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"Presents."
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"Don't you see, Kyle?"
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"My God, they're right!"
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"Commercialism. Becuase it's what makes our country work!"
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"They're starting to understand, Johnson."
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"They're starting to understand."
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"we almost fogot it's buying things that makes our economy thrive."
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"Hey, the shops are still open. We still have time to shop."
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"Kids, that cartoon was fabulous."
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"Are you kidding? I think we'd rather stab ourselves in the head."
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"Yeah. Let's just go home and open our presents."
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"Wow! Count me in!"
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"Yeah! I'll be a Jew too."
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"Dreidel dreidel dreidel"
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"I made you out of clay"
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"Dreidel dreidel dreidel"
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"Nobody seems to have the Christmas spirit."
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"Come. You have to meet the little nuggets, too. Kids! This is our son, Cornwallis."
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"Hoowwdy Ho!"
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"My mom"s barely bought me any presents so far."
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"And if you want, you can help them."
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"Weh-hell, it's a Chrstmas party!"
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"All we need is three hundred dollars for our budget."
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"Okay!"
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"Autumn, you're drunk."
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