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Clips from South Park - A Very Crappy Christmas (S04E04)

"Heee might not come if you're too close to the toilet bowl, Ike. Come sit by me."
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"Okay, good. You're all here."
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"What is this all about, Kyle?"
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"It's only three days until Christmas, you guys!"
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"I think it might be because Mr. Hankey hasn't come."
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"Hoowwddyy ho!"
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"I was weiting up for you and you didn't come, so I thought that-"
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"Family?"
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"Simon's not so smart. He was born with a peanut in his head."
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"A family! So THAT's why you haven't been able to spread Christmas cheer."
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"It sure has been tough. Nobody seems that into Christmas out there."
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"Well don't worry kids!"
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"Sure we'll help!"
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"Hey! You boys!"
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"Oh. And, boys, there's some crap on the sidewalk there. Watch out."
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"Not one toy. I guess this yeear, everyone's content to celebrate with candles and love."
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"We're just gonna have to face that the commercialism has been sucked out of Christmas."
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"believe in the whole Jesus thing anymore, you know?"
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"Oh yeah. Right in the balls, man. Right square in the balls."
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"- In South Park. - Oh really?"
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"How come everyone in cartoons has such big heads?"
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"And why is it that on Charlie Brown cartoons, everyone talks like this."
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"We can get everyone back into the Christmas spirit by making our very"
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"How hard can it be? Look at it."
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"and it can star us instead of these little round-headed guys!"
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"(Yeah, right! Awesome!)"
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"Mayor, some adorable children are here to see you."
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"Mayor! We have the solution to your problem."
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"We're gonna make a short animated Christmas card that everyone"
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"Johnson, cut them a check for three hundred dollars."
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"Oh, that's swell! Kids! Christmas is back on!"
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"Wha--Why do you, why do you have to say things like that in front of people?"
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"Well, I've gotta go start our animation. We've only got two days."
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"Huh, well, okay. Now, don't expect too much with the budget you gave me."
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"Hah, and uh, here's a little Jesus."
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"Heheh. Look, he made Stan all fat."
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"That's not me, that's you!"
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"What?!"
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"Huh, Butters, ma'am."
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"Whoa! Well, uhuh. Uh, no thanks, ma'am. Uh I, I'll get in trouble again."
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"Hey, that's alright, Cornwallis."
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"The boys' animated movie will being back the spirit of Christmas."
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"We're having a talk, honey."
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"I see the Nativity. There's angels, shepherds and sheep. But no poo."
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"But crap is everything."
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"And that's how the cycle happens, each and every day"
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"Just look at the green green grass and the birds up in the sky"
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"It fuses with their bodies and becomes poo again"
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"And it's eaten by the plankton, and becomes the fishes' meal."
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"Swims up near the shore and gets eaten alive"
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"You see, son? You're not an insignificant part of life. You are life."
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"I don't control what they do."
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"so, too, your giraffes and your humans do what they do without you even thinkin' about it."
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"Becomes the grass of tomorrow"
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"That's the Circle, the Circle of Poo!"
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"so we'd better just record what we have and figure out the ending later."
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"- Hold on. - We wish-"
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"Uh, mmm. Okay, and?"
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"Hey! Wait a minute!"
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"- What? - Aren't you Jewish, Kyle?"
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"Well, yes, I think so."
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"Dreidel dreidel dreidel--"
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"Don't you oppress me, fat boy."
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"Check it out, dude. The camera shoots one frame at a time."
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"according to what syllable they're pronouncing at that frame."
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"Uh, W, We wish you a Merry Christmas"
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"Kickass!"
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"Uuhh, E. W-EE wish you a Merry Christmas."
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"12."
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"Oh, big secret! Everyone can tell they're made of silicorn!"
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"Oh, look! A homeless person."
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"There. That's better."
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"Fine! We'll do it with out you!"
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"We've only got 20 seconds of animation done,"
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"You pray, and I'll plan"
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"- And I'll labor. - Tralala"
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"- You sit- - We sit."
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"- And I'll stand. - Tralalalala"
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"Even a miracle needs a hand!"
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""Awgh! I'm so fat!""
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"Nuh, you've gotta sound fatter."
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"Cool! Now let's try the script!"
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"Stan: I don't know what to do, dude. Who should we help?"
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"Let's all try to help a little, 'cause"
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"Even a miracle -"
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"Cartman, what the hell are you doing here?! You quit!"
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"We know tha after you see this darling short film,"
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"We wish you a merry Christmas,"
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"We wish you a merry Christmas,"
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"What?"
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"Yeah, I think so."
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"Dude, Jewish people don't celebrate Christmas!"
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"You're supposed to sing Chanukah songs!"
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"Boring. - Stupid."
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"It's completely destroyed! There's nothn' I can do!"
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"Now everyone is more disenfranchised with Christmas than ever."
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"I guess we might as well go home now."
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"Aw, it's too late for that, son. Everyone' gone home."
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"And I don't know nothin' about projectors."
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"I'm just a stupid piece of crap."
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"Dad, you taught me an important lesson: That crap is the cycle of everything."
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"You made me believe in myself, Dad!"
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"You're the smartest piece of crap since Albert Poodinger! Come on!"
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"You have blemished the meaning of Christmas for the last time, Kringle!"
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"Christmas is for giving!"
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"it doesn't matter if you're Christian or Jewish or Atheist or Hindu."
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"Presents."
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"Christmas is about presents. If we all buy presents, everyone benefits. M'kay?"
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"You did it, Mr. Hankey. You brought back the spirit of Christmas!"
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"No, you did it, boys!"
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"Aw, hell, we all did it!"
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"How would you like to have your own show and make 100 more of them?"
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"Hey man, if you're Jewish you get presents for eight days."
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"He's gonna be here any minute, Ike."
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"Oooh nooo, poopies."
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"It's getting late, boys. Why don't you come on up to bed."
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"Just let us stay up a little longer, mom."
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"Mr. Hankey's gotta show up. He always does."
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"Alright, bubbe. Oh, and boys? Happy Chanukah."
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"Go away!"
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