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Clips from 30 Rock - Cooter (S02E02)

"What are you in charge of exactly?"
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"It's a bit of Homeland Security... We still have that?"
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"It's making me sick to my stomach."
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"Exactly! It's all wrong."
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""Goregasm... colon... The Legend of Dong-Slayer.""
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"to be the only one who cares about your job"
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"when everybody else around is goofing off"
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"Why don't I cross off the days like people in the movies?"
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"Thank you, Cerie."
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"Peanut farmer."
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"Did you get my memo about the Olympic applications"
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"fighting the crowds, smelling the hot garbage"
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"Hey. Y-You must be Jack Donaghy."
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"I couldn't disagree with you more."
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"they've completely forgotten we're here."
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"I'm glad to hear it."
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"I don't like to think of this President as a lame duck."
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"The, uh, ceiling appears to be leaking."
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"Do you need a pen?"
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"You don't have pens. The roof is leaking."
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"I know, I'm not drunk, either, but we'll manage."
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"Mother!"
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"I don't know why I even came up here."
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"Boy, I am really going a little crazy."
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"But, Jenna, you're not doing good acting."
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"I don't need another Judi Dench situation."
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"These avatars need to be able to do anything to each other."
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"Touch my knees."
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"Sexy. Yes. Touch my knees-butt."
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"Ohh."
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"Ah. Whoa."
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"Ohhh. Wonderful, wonderful."
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"This time, let's record."
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"Hey, Jack, it's Liz."
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"Our first order of business..."
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"I'd support it if instead of dam,"
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"We need pens."
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"Excuse me?"
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"But... we have a chance to make this country great again."
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"I had to put on my jeans by myself."
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"I'm sorry, Miss Maroney."
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"I'm trying to finish this application for Beijing."
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"Oh. It's pretty muffled in there."
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"You'll never get that application done in time,"
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"Donny's right."
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"The personal essay is way harder than I thought"
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"Not even a back-door brag?"
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"What's a back-door brag?"
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"to watch 'American Idol,' because I have perfect pitch.""
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"'cause there's a water bug on my channel changer."
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"I'm going to teach you the same thing."
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"I haven't felt this energized at work"
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"Cool phone."
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"What? He's not out of the coma, but he spoke."
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"Jackie Boy."
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"No! No way."
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"What do you want to do that for?"
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"I just received a very important phone call."
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"I have to get back to New York."
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"Actually I can."
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"The head of GE serves his country."
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"Yes! How can you tell?"
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"Why not like this, Liz?"
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"I need a couple light bulbs changed."
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"How could you have slept with Dennis?"
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"Oh, so you're the only person in the world"
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"I must really want a kid."
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"And while you're there, try to get me some Adderall."
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"I'm trapped here. I can't believe this."
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"Cooter, look at this place."
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"Every day."
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"They're caps, nothing but caps!"
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"and Berger because he saw me eating a hamburger one time."
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"But if they're not taking resignations,"
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"We have to work together to get fired."
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"It wasn't even a hamburger. It was a sandwich."
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"I don't have to explain myself to you."
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"Look, I told my mom I got a job, so I've been coming here"
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"junior year in high school... You're pregnant!"
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"Yeah, I know what "prenatal" means."
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"at the same hospital I was born at on Coney Island, all right?"
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"we're gonna name him Morpheus like that guy in "The Matrix.""
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"and I would love to honor her."
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"Get out of my apartment!"
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"Don't talk to me like that."
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"Your boobs are gonna get bigger."
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"You must have been such a pretty monkey."
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"He's involved in charity work."
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"You needed me, Miss Maroney?"
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"He knows the importance of physical fitness."
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"I mean, he can lift almost 100 pounds!"
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"Mind, body, spirit?"
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"To be all that you can do?"
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"Miss Maroney, thank you!"
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"Oh, Kenneth, someone was looking for you."
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"Whatever we come up with has got to be wasteful,"
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"In 1994, the Pentagon explored the possibility"
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"It doesn't say."
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"This is exactly what we're looking for."
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"Like eating a burrito before sex."
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"But where would we get the money?"
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"But I want you to be the first to play it."
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"Tell me what you think."
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"No one."
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"And you're not gonna make it."
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"He knows! Oh, God, call me, Jack!"
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"Look out!"
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"C.C."
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"I did certain things for you in bed that you were going to reciprocate."
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"with Dennis Duffy's baby."
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"Ahh, in a way, it's what I wanted."
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"Yeah. It's gonna be fine."
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"What? Kenneth just did a flip into the elevator."
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"Even with all this Dennis stuff,"
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"That's my doctor."
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"Lemon, how are you?"
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"Oh, that explains your hair's thickness and shine."
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"I want to adopt."
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"The Duffy men use those like ATMs."
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"Then, Lemon, I want to assist you."
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