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Clips from BoJack Horseman (2014) - Comedy (S01E01)

"I was more than just a worthless screw-up."
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"Fool me once, fool me twice,"
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"fool me chicken soup with rice."
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"They call it "the rock opera business.""
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"you can keep all your stuff in the living room closet."
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"- Thanks, BoJack, for everything. - This, I will get rid of."
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"you've been taking on Mr. Peanutbutter? It's gibberish!"
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"Have you just been mashing keys this whole time?"
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"It's a... it's a work in progress."
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"What's really going on here?"
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"Look, I've been following you two around for the"
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"last couple weeks, and I think it's pretty obvious"
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"- You should be with me. - No, I've dated you."
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"Sure, you're smart and sophisticated and cool,"
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"but you're also mean."
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"What's your article on Mr. Peanutbutter called?"
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"- I knew it! - Come on!"
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"Like you're not gonna tear BoJack apart in your book."
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"I'm not "tearing him apart.""
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"I'm writing a nuanced portrait of a complicated man."
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"Well, then, we might be doing different things."
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"He's kind and he's generous and he's loyal."
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"to be a Zelda but you're so obviously a Zoe."
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"You can live your happy Zelda life in this happy Zelda town"
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"but I know you, and this isn't you."
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"Mr. Peanutbutter's a Zelda."
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"Yeah, I bought this earlier, and I'd like to return it."
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"I don't know where the receipt went."
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"I remember you. You came in yesterday."
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"No problem."
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"We're Zoes, Diane."
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"We're cynical and we're sad and we're mean."
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"Thanks for your help, character actress Margo Martindale."
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"I don't know what you're talking about. This never happened."
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"and when it does, I want you to call me."
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"I like that guy."
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"♪ Back in the '90s ♪"
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"♪ I was in a very famous TV show ♪"
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"- ♪ I'm BoJack the horse ♪ - ♪ BoJack ♪"
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"♪ BoJack the horse ♪"
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"♪ Don't act like you don't know ♪"
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"Boxer versus raptor."
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"♪ Na na na na na na na na ♪"
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"Felt like that flew over your heads. Did you get that?"
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"You've got some good material, you really do."
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"and it's the responsibility of big shots like me"
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"will go down in the locker room of the Houston Rockets."
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"Hey, BoJack, settle a bet."
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"Wayne's writing an article about me for BuzzFeed."
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"You're funny."
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"Why don't I keep the knife, Zo-bo?"
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"and eventually, he internalizes it."
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"The system works."
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"I don't have a job, I don't have any prospects."
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""Slaves." Just say "slaves.""
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"Liverpool had unique access to all aspects of American culture,"
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"Let's skip that one for a minute."
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"I mean, didn't you have anyone who helped you"
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"I am his own personal Mother Teresa."
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"Wait, is this going to be like that time"
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"Her name is Diane, and your name is Diane."
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"Okay, less yakking, more snacking."
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"I'm really glad you think that."
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"- to our next rehearsal. - Who in the what Van?"
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"Wow, Todd, are you sure we're ready for that?"
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"Hey, you said yourself the train is moving,"
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"All right, gang, when Virgil Van Cleef gets here, look alive."
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"are not jokes, so, you know, look out."
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"I just wanted to make sure he had everything he needs"
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"Oh, hey, Diane, I got you something."
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"Keep all that in mind as you give it up for Todd."
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"And another autograph,"
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"- of your social. - Okay."
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"Okay, here we go. Song time."
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"- Thank you. - Good night."
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"Wait!"
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"for the high-flying world of rock opera"
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"And you shut yours, Van Cleef, or I will buck it shut."
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"No, it's not the video game's fault. I blew it."
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"Hey, no. Hold on to that."
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"Why don't you just put it in the living room closet?"
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"to everyone that you shouldn't be with Mr. Peanutbutter."
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"Don't label me. You don't know who I am."
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"People don't change, Diane, not really."
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"I don't feel good about what we did here, BoJack."
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"There's a darkness inside you,"
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"♪ Or I'm more man than a horse ♪"
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"BuzzFeed? What'll they think of next?"
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"It's "tomato," "to-mah-to.""
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"- Right here? - And the last four digits"
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"No, of course you don't. Maybe Todd's worse off today,"
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"For a second, I actually convinced myself"
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"- What the... - Don't look at those!"
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"and he's loving, but you and me, we're Zoes."
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"Oh, no. Why'd I ask that?"
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"- Did you work on the song? - Huh?"
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"Oh, God!"
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"What am I supposed to do, okay?"
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"Well, I was talking to Wayne."
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"I got Princess Carolyn to invite Virgil Van Cleef"
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"Well, I feel like..."
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"Diane's writing a book about you,"
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"- Ha! Classic Zoe. - I still don't know what that means."
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"the cave back to her, and then establish Newtopia"
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"But if you just listen..."
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"You know what your problem is? You're trying"
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"♪ And I'm trying to hold on to my past ♪"
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"- Tough but fair. - Ahem."
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"I thought he was ready. He seemed ready."
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"♪ I guess I'll just try ♪"
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"Mr. Peanutbutter is nice to me!"
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"♪ BoJack ♪"
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"between an animated GIF of a cat falling asleep"
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"- So which one are you, BoJack? - I think I'm... above this."
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"but then instead of ice skating, you left me at home"
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"Gloria Steinem, one of the leading lights of modern feminism."
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"♪ It's been so long ♪"
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"Oh, you like that."
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"♪ I don't think I'm gonna last ♪"
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"Yeah, you're right. This was stupid."
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