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Clips from BoJack Horseman (2014) - Comedy (S01E01)

"1x04 - Zoes and Zeldas"
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"And he says... he says, "Why the long face?""
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"You get that? Long face. Horses have long faces."
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"I am a horse, my face is long. You get it, right?"
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"Good, good."
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"What about the Rock Hudson stuff?"
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"Uh, hey, guys, guys..."
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"But you gotta stop asking people if they get things."
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"Why are you giving me advice?"
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"You will surely go down in the annals of history"
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"- Are you a Zoe or a Zelda? - Don't know what that means."
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"Wayne's writing an article about me. We're the same!"
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"- Look at my pumpkin, Mr. Peanutbutter. - Pretty smile, Zelly-belly."
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"Aww..."
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"My pumpkin's throwing up because Halloween encourages excessive"
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"What a crazy world."
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"See? You say something to someone enough times,"
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"What?"
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"Basically, it's Tommy by way of Cirque du Soleil"
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"set in space, with heavy erotic overtones,"
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"- Loam? "Rich with loam?" - Yeah, it's a kind of soil."
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"On a spaceship?"
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"That was... and I don't say this lightly..."
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"I don't know what I was thinking."
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"in the bathroom at the Golden Globes."
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"Todd thinks the world of Pop-Tarts."
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"But do you let him stay here because you're kind"
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"That is insane!"
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"I-I don't understand. Oh, my God, are you dying?"
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"- Really? - Yes."
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"so you could go to the strip club"
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"and then you took the strippers ice skating?"
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"I hate everything about it."
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"It's an irredeemable jumble of shit."
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"- How 'bout now? - No!"
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"Did you get there?"
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"I have no idea what you're talking about, but that idea is terrible."
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"That's not really a note."
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"as a vassal state to the Craterman kingdom!"
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"Did you get there?"
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"fiddle-dee-dee.""
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"Erica, I don't have time"
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"Better question: How long does it take to write a BuzzFeed article?"
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"- I want to be thorough. - What?!"
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"Let's go ride in the car!"
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"- from the Russian mafia? - Well, a Russian mafia."
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"You should have seen me in high school."
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"I was up for Dr. Decapitator in the movie version."
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"- Junior? - If it was Junior,"
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"I would have said, "Junior.""
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"until my mom threw me out of the house."
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"Virgil Van Cleef is the biggest name in rock opera."
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"Okay, think of all the great rock operas"
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"Maybe it's about time I start listening."
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"Gotta take this. Hello?"
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"Hello? BoJack Horseman?"
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"so clap really hard and laugh at all the jokes,"
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"I hope you don't mind I brought Wayne along."
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"BuzzFeed is a website. There is no cover."
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"- Oh, plane tickets? - Yep, to San Francisco."
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"Oh, my God. Thanks, Mr. Peanutbutter."
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"It's a vomit pass at what might become a rock opera."
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"he told me in confidence."
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"with a young Emma Goldman."
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"♪ sla-a-a-a-a-aves ♪"
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"But in all, it's spellbinding."
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"Anyway, could this show be ready to debut in six weeks?"
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"Six weeks? Uh, damn. Yeah, I guess so."
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"- Popping, what? - This is great."
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"he can still find ways to surprise you."
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"Maybe the Zoe has a little Zelda in him after all."
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"Or, "Todd, why haven't you cleaned up your shit yet?""
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"- Just great, and also good. - Mm-hmm."
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"we'll have choreography and pyrotechnics for you."
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"Todd's not ready or you're not ready?"
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"when baby birds get pushed out of the nest too soon."
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"It's not... your... fault."
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"what Todd needs is an agent. Ha! Ha!"
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"- I just need you to deliver... - Hoo! Ha!"
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"- might be a big anthem that... - Whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy, buddy,"
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"I'm not gonna let you start on this until we stock up"
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"on snacks and Red Bull."
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"- in the 10-cent bin? - Sure thing, lady."
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"Oh, my God. Decapathon VII? This just came out."
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"Come on, Decapathon, come on."
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"Ugh! Why did the water have to come out of your mouth?"
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"♪ Loam, loam, loam ♪"
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"- Enough! - Clearly, Van Cleef has shown"
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"but you know what? He's a good friend."
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"Hey, maybe don't burn the bridge."
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"I guess there's a reason they don't call it "the rock opera fun.""
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"Guess I won't be needing this piece of junk anymore."
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"- Really? - In fact, from now on,"
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"- Those are private! - Are these the notes"
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"The working title is, "Nine Jokes From the '90s"
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"and pretend you're a happy Zelda,"
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"He's happy and he's carefree"
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"and you can bury it deep in burritos as big as your head,"
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"but someday soon, that darkness is gonna come out,"
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"♪ That I'm more horse than a man ♪"
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"And I say, "Hey, buddy, I can't help it.""
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"Keep this up, and the only thing we're gonna get"
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"is our money back!"
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"Okay, okay, it wasn't that funny."
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"Maybe you didn't get it."
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"- Hey, let me buy you a drink. - Get cancer, jerk wad."
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"The Gorbachev stuff, it's killer."
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"- But then who do I know if they got it? - They'll laugh."
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"Look, I've been doing stand-up for a year now,"
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"to always be looking out for the little guy."
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"- Let me buy you a drink. - Oh, I don't drink."
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"- BoJack Horseman. - Herb Kazazz."
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"Goddamn it, Todd, clean up your shit."
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"Not my problem. A better man than you once said, and I quote,"
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"to be looking out for big shots like me.""
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"Who said that?"
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"I don't know, Jesus, Ghandi, Malcolm-Jamal Warner."
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"Clean up your shit! Oh!"
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"- Who's Wayne? - I'm Wayne."
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"Fun fact: Wayne is also my ex-boyfriend."
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