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Clips from BoJack Horseman (2014) - Comedy (S01E01)

""Fool me once, shame on me, but fool me twice..."
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"I do believe that is the expression."
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"Ooh, hold on. I gotta take this."
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"to be charmed to death right now."
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"So how long have you been dating Mr. Peanutbutter?"
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"Is it serious? I'm only asking for the article."
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"Diane, Diane, Diane, Diane!"
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"- Do you know what today is? - Sunday?"
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"It's "burritos as big as your head" day at El Taco Loco!"
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"We gotta go right now!"
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"I thought we were going to see the Diane Arbus show"
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"at LACMA today. You know I love Diane Arbus."
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"I see what's happening here."
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"That's not what's happening."
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"I can go to the Arbus show with you, Diane."
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"- What? - I've actually been meaning to go myself."
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"Oh, man, you guys are perfect for each other."
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"Why did you ever break up?"
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"Here's your steak."
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"- Uh, sorry. - Mm-hmm."
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"You mean to tell me that for a full year you were on the run"
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"I just thought you were a dumb freeloader"
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"who ate all my food and played video games all day."
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"- There was this one game, Decapathon. - I remember that game."
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"They said they wanted someone hipper,"
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"but the part ended up going to Robert Downey."
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"That game basically destroyed my life."
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"I flunked out of school, my girlfriend left me."
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"I mean, I didn't stop playing"
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"- I'm a total screw-up. - You're not a screw-up anymore, Todd."
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"You're about to have a hit rock opera on your hands."
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"- from the last 20 years. - Okay."
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"He had a piece of all of them."
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"but if you think we're not ready, I mean, I'll listen to you."
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"We have some very delicate pictures you might"
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"have an interest in not getting into the wrong hands."
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"I am very happy with my current"
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"- long distance provider, thank you. - What?"
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"This could be Todd's big break,"
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"even if they're not funny, but also, be careful,"
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"because a lot of things you might think are jokes"
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"- That was not a joke. - That was not a real laugh."
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"for the big BuzzFeed cover story."
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"Eh, "tomato," "tomato.""
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"You say, "tomato," "to-mah-to," I say, "tomato," "tomato.""
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"That's where the Arbus exhibit is heading next."
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"Gentlemen, dazzle me."
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"What you're about to see is rough, very rough."
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"Right now, it's set mostly in space, but we're not married to that."
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"Todd is neither a singer nor a trained musician."
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"In fact, he never even graduated high school,"
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"Okay, so we start in 1887"
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"♪ No they couldn-n-n-n't make u-u-u-us ♪"
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"- It needs a third act showstopper. - I had the same note."
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"- All right! - Whoo!"
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"We were supposed to mount a J.C. Superstar revival"
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"next month, but of course, Andrew Lloyd Webber"
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"has to be a real hot penis about everything."
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"Oh, Andy. Fool me once, shame on you,"
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"but teach a man to fool me,"
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"Marvelous! We'll schedule an investor showcase posthaste."
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"In the meantime, libations!"
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"Ah!"
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"Yeah, Todd really rose to the occasion, didn't he?"
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"- I was talking about you. - Ah, well, it was nothing."
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"I mean, if this thing's a hit, I could finally move out."
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"Oh, uh, you're gonna move out?"
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"You won't have to yell, "Hey, Todd, clean up your shit!""
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"Or, "Todd, what was the name of that guy from Perfect Strangers?"
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"Not Bronson Pinchot, but the other one?""
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"Good, that's great. That's great and good."
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"So good, so great."
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"And as you can see, progress has been swift."
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"For tomorrow's investor showcase,"
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"This is all just happening so fast."
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"I don't... I don't think Todd is ready for this."
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"Don't make this about me. I've seen what happens"
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"It's not your fault."
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"You're right. In these heady times,"
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"- That third act showstopper... - Ha!"
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"... and then we'll be fully financed!"
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"Todd can do it! Todd can do anything!"
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"- Can I get your autograph? - Yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"and initial here, here, here, and here."
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"So I think the big third act number Virgil wants"
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"'Scuse me, young man."
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"Can you hand me that Ronnie Milsap cassingle"
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"If it's in there, that's the price."
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"Todd, this is no time for a relapse."
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"Look, okay, I'll buy it now, but I won't play it"
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"- Whoa! - All sales are final."
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"Okay, let's see here."
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"I wonder if it still smells the same."
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"Or should I just play one game now,"
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"We both know that if you play that game tonight,"
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"you'll never leave this couch!"
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"Oh, come on, Decapathon."
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"Oh."
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"Wake up! It's the morning!"
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"Damn it, Todd, the investor showcase is in half an hour."
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"Pull yourself together, man!"
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"Well, I'm awfully sorry to have wasted your time."
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"I don't think our man is going to show."
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"Good God, what's happened?"
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"He looks like he was up all night playing some sort of"
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"videographic game. He's in no condition to debut a song."
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"Give the kid a chance, Van Cleef."
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"♪ And a... uh, little room to, uh, roam ♪"
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"♪ And on this planet It's our home ♪"
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"♪ In space ♪"
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"Rock opera? More like "schlock flop-era.""
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"a rare lapse in taste and judgment."
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"I apologize for wasting your time with this talentless imp."
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"Hey, Van Cleef, Todd may not be ready"
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"or the larger world outside of my living room couch,"
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"I don't see how that's relevant."
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"but you're worse off in the long run, because you're"
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"gonna die alone and unloved, you pompous, affected asshole!"
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"- I could still beg for a second chance. - Shut your mouth, Todd."
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"Suck a dick, dumb shits!"
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