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Clips from BoJack Horseman (2014) - Comedy (S01E01)

"Pretty cool, eh, BoJack?"
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"How could you think that that's the same?"
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"My book will be in libraries for hundreds of years."
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"Your BuzzFeed article will be crammed"
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"and a list of fun facts about Legally Blonde."
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"Well, are you familiar with Mr. Peanutbutter's House?"
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"Do you mean his sitcom that coincidentally"
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"Not the exact same. Mr. Peanutbutter's House"
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"featured a pair of twins, Zoe and Zelda."
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"Zelda was the sunny, fun-loving extrovert."
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"Whereas Zoe was the smart, cynical introvert."
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"consumption of refined sugar at a time when obesity rates are sky high."
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"Plus, Halloween costumes are a gateway to casual racism."
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"Now, was the show's acting ham-fisted and the writing moronic?"
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"- N-n-no? - Yes, but the Zoe/Zelda paradigm rang true."
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"I believe everyone's either a Zoe or a Zelda."
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"For example, Nixon was a Zoe and Kennedy, a Zelda."
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"Al Gore, Zoe. George W. Bush, total Zelda."
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"It's R2-D2 and C-3PO, Zooey and Emily Deschanel."
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"So Zooey's a Zoe?"
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"No, Zooey's a Zelda. Emily's the Zoe."
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"Well, I think I'm a Zelda."
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"Or maybe you're the third kind of person,"
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"whose only function is to drain the energy and life force"
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"I probably won't ever finish the rock opera I'm working on."
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"Since when are you working on a rock opera?"
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"and the gripping psychodrama of a thriller"
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"with plenty of heart and more than a little humor."
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"I call it Newtopia Rising, Book 1:"
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"- The Search for a New Utopia. - Book 1?"
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"You've got me thinking sequel here."
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"♪ Traveling on a spaceship ♪"
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"- I'm in. - I'm out."
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"♪ So far away from home ♪"
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"♪ To find a new and better place ♪"
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"♪ A planet rich with loam ♪"
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"♪ We learned a lot And had some laughs ♪"
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"♪ But they couldn't make us slaves ♪"
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"♪ No! No, they couldn't make us slaves ♪"
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"♪ No! ♪ ♪ No, they could-n-n-n't ♪"
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"♪ Make u-u-u-us ♪"
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"♪ One, two ♪"
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"♪ Sla-a-a-a-a-a-aves ♪"
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"worse than a hundred September 11ths."
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"- Well, guess I'll give up forever. - That's the spirit."
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"Now, you have to understand that as a port city,"
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"especially Blues music and its unruly nephew, Rock and Roll."
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"I thought this story was about running into Paul McCartney"
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"It is. I thought you would appreciate some context."
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"- Tell me about Todd. - Todd? What's to tell?"
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"Five years ago, he found his way into"
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"one of my house parties and never left."
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"I've asked him to get a job, I've asked him to move out."
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"With a little encouragement, I'll bet he could really flourish."
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"- when you were just starting out? - Um, actually, no."
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"Todd clearly thinks the world of you."
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"Look, I get that helping other people is not your thing, but..."
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"What? I let Todd live rent-free in my stately manse."
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"or just because you're terrified of being alone?"
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"I would love to be alone. That is all I want."
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"Mmm... if that were really true,"
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"I don't think you'd be clipping Todd's wings all the time."
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"What? That's unbelievable."
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"- Todd! - What? Clean up my shit?"
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"Yes, but also, I would like to..."
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"help you with your dumb-ass rock opera."
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"- What? - I am... supporting you."
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"No. I... think you have great depth of untapped"
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"potential and I wish to mentor you in your... art."
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"and I got really excited about the ice skating,"
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"- No. - Then hooray!"
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"Let's dig in. Where to start?"
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"Okay, well, the headline is, I hate it."
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"The premise is bad and the execution is also bad."
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"That said, I don't see why we can't make something really great here."
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"Okay, thank you. I'll work on that."
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"- Are you close? - No!"
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"- Now? - You're not even inside of me."
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"Oh, God!"
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"Okay, so you know in the second act closer when the"
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"seekers of Newtopia are in the Turbidians' dungeon"
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"and they learn their ship"
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"- has been destroyed? - No."
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"Well, what if we move that to the fourth act?"
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"I hear the note. Let me see what I can do."
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"♪ And that's why this planet ♪"
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"- So? - How can I put this?"
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"Imagine if the Holocaust happened"
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"every four years like the Olympics."
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"I would rather that happened than your rock opera."
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"In fact, none of your notes have been notes."
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"I feel like you're not even listening."
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"Yeah, well, you know what? Maybe I would listen"
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"if the Turbidians had some reason"
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"to enter the Cave of Swollen Dreams that"
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"didn't break the pact they made in act one"
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"- with Queen Darneesa. - You have been listening."
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"This just doesn't make sense."
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"The Turbidians are a loyal people."
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"They... they wouldn't betray their queen. Unless..."
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"They were working for Queen Darneesa,"
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"who gave them a potion that would counteract"
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"the effects of the Elixir of Failed Remembrance"
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"so they could bring the secret knowledge from"
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"Well, don't just sit there! Get this down!"
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"- You like daddy's good stuff? - Not especially."
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"Okay, what if there isn't a robot army?"
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"♪ We'll make this our Newtopia-a-a ♪"
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"- # Up a fifth # - # Ah #"
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"- # Down a fifth # - # A-a-ah #"
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"That was great! This train is moving."
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"Let's take a break and get lunch."
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"- Wait, you want to get lunch with me? - Yeah, that's right."
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"Is this like the time you invited me to lunch,"
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"but then, when I got to the restaurant,"
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"you texted me to tell me you weren't coming"
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"because you were at a strip club "eating stripper" for lunch,"
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"- and also, it was my birthday? - No."
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"Then hooray!"
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"What's that old expression?"
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