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Clips from NewsRadio - Who's the Boss: Part 2 (S04E04)

"I do."
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"There's this little Greek place my buddy runs, and--"
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"We are definitely not going there. Why not?"
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"First of all, because "A," your buddy is an idiot."
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"Well, there are lots of restaurants in the city."
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"Yeah, I guess we could keep lookin'."
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"Well, good luck, fellas."
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"I don't know. Ah, on second thought,"
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"maybe that Greek place isn't such a bad idea."
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"And I know you were hoping we could do it in a gay bar, but what are you gonna do?"
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"Well, I for one look forward to the opportunity to debate my opponent."
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"Let's go ahead and start this great debate with Dave and Lisa."
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"Great. Let's hear it."
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"You know what? I-I think I know what you're all thinking."
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"You're all thinking,"
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""Vote for Lisa Miller over Mr. Dave Nelson?"
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""The living legend?"
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"And I wish I had an answer to that. I really do."
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"Uh, yes. Um, actually, rather than a rebuttal,"
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"one that I assure you I intend to keep."
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"I think it's a waste of money, and I think we're all tired of them."
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"Am I right? All right. So remember, a vote for Dave..."
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"is a vote for no more free sodas in the break room..."
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"for as long as you work here."
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"Intriguing. An intriguing policy."
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"Could you stand, please?"
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"Lisa, if you were a tree,"
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"how would you change WNYX?"
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"Well, my feeling is that there is absolutely nothing wrong with this station..."
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"that could not be fixed by locking all the bathrooms..."
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"and attaching the key to a large, heavy, plastic crate I will keep in my office."
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"- I have a two-part question, Jim, if I may? - Yes, Bill."
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"And two: What does Lisa feel like naked?"
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"This is for both candidates."
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"Uh, as a prospective news director,"
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"well, then I can answer that question and any others you might have..."
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"in almost pornographic detail."
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"Good answer. Good answer."
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"but with an insider's perspective, if you catch my drift."
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"But only if I lost. Which--"
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"I don't wanna do."
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"Where do you stand on the issue of things breaking and of fixing said things?"
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"I see. I got a follow-up question."
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"[ Jimmy ] Yeah. Dude, don't embarrass me."
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"Dude, it's a serious question. Fine."
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"This one's also for the girl."
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"Any thoughts?"
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"Okay. Why don't we get to the main event? The great fire-marshal debates."
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"Where-- Okay, where's everybody going?"
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"Okay. That's fine. Okay."
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"My fellow WNYX-icans,"
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"This question is for Matthew."
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"First of all, fire extinguishers should not be so easy..."
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"All right. You've got my vote."
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"And thirdly, get rid of the smoking area."
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"Oh, Mr. James, my brother Jack. Jack, Mr. James."
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"Wait. Who-Who-Who's Sal?"
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"Sal's our older brother."
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"Sal's a great man. Taught us about family."
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"but should rather embrace each other."
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"- Shut up! [ Coughing ] - Excuse me."
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"I don't know! I don't know. I just panicked."
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"But you're a great boss. I am behind you 100%, Dave."
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"And I don't wanna get your hopes up too high,"
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"but I know that there's a lot of people around here who feel the same way that I do."
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"Really? Well, that's-- Wait. Cool it. Five-O. Cool it. Five-0."
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"Thanks. I'll see you out at the conference table, or whatever."
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"- What was that about? - Nothing."
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"Dave, can I pick your brains about some of my campaign slogans?"
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"Nope. Okay. Hey, how about this one?"
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""Matthew Brock-- He knows about fire, 'cause he's been fired.""
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"How about this one? Ready? "Sex!"
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"Okay, now that I got your attention, vote for Matthew Brock.""
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"Matthew, why are you asking me about slogans for fire marshal?"
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"- Uh-huh. - And between me and you, you got my vote."
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"Well, thank you. Thank you. You know, actually, I think I have a pretty good shot--"
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"- Let me run this past you. - Yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"How about this? "You may as well vote for me,"
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"- Too wordy. - Really?"
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"Dave, you gotta remember that me and you..."
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"are a lot "intelligenter" than the common man. Oh!"
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"Attention, everyone. I would like to announce my latest triumph."
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"I like to call it "Peace in the Garrelli Family.""
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"Yes."
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"Actually, I was making a move on him."
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"Two for flinching. Ow!"
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"even though I get the feeling you don't really want the job."
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"Really? How do you know that? One knows these things."
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"Juan who?"
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"Not Juan-- one. Me."
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"I only wish you wanted the job half as badly as we want you to have it."
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"Well, you know what, Bill? To be honest,"
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"Yeah, I have that effect on people."
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"No, not-not just you, Bill. A lot of people."
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"And it's just reminded me of why I love this job in the first place."
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"Same here."
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"Matthew!"
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"What?"
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"Bill, what?"
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"I don't-- Bill's funny."
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"What's the matter with you?"
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"- I'm gonna win. - What makes you think that?"
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"I always win, Dave. They're gonna make me boss forever."
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"I have reason to believe that I have rather a commanding lead at this point."
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"The boys are fightin', huh?"
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"[ Shouting, Indistinct ] Get off!"
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"Oh, no. Sal."
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"No. Then what are you doin' with Jack's underwear?"
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"I don't know. We gotta-- We gotta talk about a lot of things."
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"[ Chuckles ] The time for talkin' is over."
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"I just want you to know that however this turns out,"
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"Well, if the voting does go the other way and I win-- Which I hope you do."
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"'Cause I don't wanna be boss. I know."
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"Good. But I probably am gonna win."
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"Look, I'm having enough trouble just picking between Dave and Lisa, okay?"
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"Okay, okay, okay. I know, I know, I know."
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"No, it doesn't. Everybody ready to count 'em up?"
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"First one is for... Lisa."
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"And we got a third one for Lisa."
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"Yeah. Uh, okay. Uh,"
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