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Clips from NewsRadio - Who's the Boss: Part 2 (S04E04)

"[ Matthew ] Also previously on News Radio."
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"[ Sighs ] So heads, I'll be boss. Tails, you be boss."
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"Don't give it away. Oh. Okay, sorry."
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"So neither of you wanna be boss. That it?"
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"Give me the coin. All right."
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"[ Clears Throat ] Heads, Dave's boss."
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"Now that's some spooky--"
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"Maybe, uh-- Maybe I didn't make this clear."
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"I gotta go."
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"Okay. All in favor?"
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"it wouldn't be fair if I got it without having to run a campaign."
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"So where is it going to be?"
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"I'm sure you fellas will find one you both like."
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"Yeah. It's a good-sized place."
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"Yeah, it's a nice place, you know?"
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"[ Dave ] Doesn't anyone find this just a little bit silly?"
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"Matthew, you do not have an opponent. Yeah. Right."
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"I really want the job."
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"What does she take us for, idiots?""
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"I think I'd like to just make a campaign promise,"
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"Oh, actually, I have a question for Lisa Miller."
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"[ Jimmy ] Yeah."
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"Me too. Capital idea."
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"it would be completely inappropriate for me to answer that question."
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"Bill, I could also answer those questions,"
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"- Query. - Recognized."
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"- Lisa? - I'm against it."
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"[ Coughs ]"
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"it is time for a new voice in floor fire-marshaling, and that voice is me."
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"Where do you stand on the issues?"
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"Okay. Good question. Good question."
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"to accidentally shoot off in your face."
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"- Eat it! - What is wrong with you two?"
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"Hey. What's up, Jack?"
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"Sal doesn't need to know about this. Come on. It'd break his heart."
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"He helped raise us when we were kids, you know, and kept us in line."
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"This meeting has to be top secret. I don't want Lisa to find out about it."
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"Then why are we having it in her office?"
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"I'm voting for you this afternoon, okay?"
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"Oh, okay. I mean, Lisa's a really good boss."
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"Really? Yeah, yeah, really."
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"What the hell does that mean? Lisa. Oh, hey. How are you?"
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"Good. Cool. You look great. That's a cool top."
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"Have you managed to calm down the fabulous, fighting Garrelli brothers?"
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"Oh. Well, my brothers used to fight a lot worse than that."
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"Well, you have been fired."
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"Because, Dave, you're the-- you're the master campaigner."
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"Okay. Here's a slogan for you. Yeah, good."
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"Joe, hug your brother. Do I have to?"
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"Oh! What did you do that for? He was making a move on me."
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"No. No, he wasn't. He was trying to hug you."
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"You saw it coming this time. You felt my power though, right?"
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"Ah. Okay."
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"Yeah. You know what I mean? With the quiet, spontaneous outpouring of support--"
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"What's Bill want?"
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"What a lovely family reunion."
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"- No. Nothin'. - No mega-wedgies?"
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"In an office where people are workin'. What would Dad think? Or Mom?"
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"He's right. Look at us. How'd this happen to us?"
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"Now come over here and get your medicine."
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"I think you've been doing a great job the last few months."
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"Thank you. I hope you win."
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"Oh, come on, Matthew! Just pick a horse!"
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"Wait, wait, wait. All right. Everybody ready?"
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"Jim, I think at a moment like this, it makes sense to pause and consider--"
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"All right, here we go. All righty."
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"And the last one is for Lisa."
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"The people have spoken. Dave, come on."
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"I think it's customary to make a concession speech."
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"well, ladies and gentlemen, I guess I-I just want to say, uh--"
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"What happened?"
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"I demand a recount. Okay."
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"[ Gasps ]"
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"What? Yes!"
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"Well, the results speak for themselves. See, Lisa is the boss everyone likes."
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"In fact, there was no real way to choose between the two of you."
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"Beth voted against you because Lisa gets fewer phone calls and doesn't like coffee."
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"It sort of feels like I'm starting over from square one."
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"Sorry, but there's a little fistfight out there,"
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"It's Dave Nelson, but thanks."
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"[ Dave Sighs ]"
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"You another one of Joe's brothers?"
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"[ Matthew ] Previously onNews Radio."
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"Mine too. Mm-hmm."
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"We could flip for it."
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"Okay. What do you say? All right?"
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"[ Beth ] Matthew, don't. What?"
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"Um, well, no, sir. It's not-- Spare me."
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"So-- Well, it's not like I hate being boss."
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"I do. Well, so do I."
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"[ Clears Throat ]"
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"I'd go ahead and let you guys vote to see which one of 'em should be your boss."
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"Why don't you just flip a coin?"
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"'Cause that would be silly."
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"It would be insulting for them to take it so lightly..."
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"since they both want the job so badly, right?"
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"- Right? - Do I ever."
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"Could I see the candidates over here for just-- just one second? Thanks a lot."
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"I don't want to see either one of you lose this thing intentionally."
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"Kids, kids, kids, kids, kids, kids! It's important, all right?"
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"It is important for these people to think that you actually wanna lead them."
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"I mean, can you imagine what panic there would be in this country..."
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"if people actually knew that Bill Clinton doesn't wanna be president?"
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"He doesn't?"
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"I guess we will hold the election this afternoon."
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"What do you mean, both elections?"
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"Today's the day we were gonna have the floor fire-marshal elections."
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"It's a new policy from the super."
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"Every floor has to select a fire marshal in case of an emergency."
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"Okay. All opposed? Great. Congratulations, Matthew."
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"Hold on. Dude, it's a terrible job."
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"It doesn't pay anything. Yeah."
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"[ Matthew ] Objection. Overruled."
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"See, as much as I want this job, it just--"
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"Matthew, nobody's running against you."
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"- Hey, Russ, you made it. - Hey, what's up? Of course I made it."
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"Bill, this is my brother Russ. Russ, Bill. Hey, Russ."
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"Ah-da-da-da-da. I can answer the question."
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"Fine. Go ahead."
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"A party, yeah, but I don't know about the surprise part."
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