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Clips from South Park - Titties and Dragons (S17E17)

"like, 10% better than the old Xbox."
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"[game stops]"
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"like...like this! We can just play with this!"
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"Everyone who wants to get PS4s, join with us."
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"let's ring in the holidays!"
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"- # Dangle softly # - # Soft wieners #"
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"Cartman, he's got everyone on Sony's side."
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"Sweetie, Bill Gates is on the phone for you."
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"Tell him everything's cool and I'll call him"
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"by thousands of waiting shoppers"
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"Go ahead and tell him, Cartman."
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"If you wanna game on a PS4, then I do too."
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"And you swear you'll be okay with that?"
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"that gets pissed off 'cause I'm in his garden all the time."
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"- Did Kyle know about this? - Dude, we're not gonna"
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"Now, just hold on a minute!"
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"[knocking] Stan?"
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"They're coming in through the roof!"
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"and Channel 9 News,"
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"In the tradition of our ancestors,"
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"Clyde?"
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"What the hell is this?"
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"Stan?"
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"to unlock the door to Red Robin"
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"I appreciate what you're trying to do, Kyle,"
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"Then let's finish it, you and me, right here."
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"Then let this be your last fight, Bill Gates."
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"And to you, my friend."
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"Kiss my fat vagina!"
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"is this year's hot item."
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"Our only shot at playing any next-gen console"
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"[speaking Japanese]"
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"You started as the Canadian minister of health,"
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"They're cold, they're starving,"
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"Red Robin has doors on the inside"
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"- Yes? - The Xbox fighters are here,"
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"Nobody saw that coming."
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"we all have a bigger problem now, and you know it."
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"Dude, shut the fuck up!"
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"Dude, I know you're pissed at me right now."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Go get your Xboxes."
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"Has anyone heard from Butters and Scott Malkinson?"
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"You don't understand."
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"[cheering]"
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"I mean, what are we gonna do, not play video games?"
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"Princess Kenny... [continues in Japanese]"
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"He defecated in a nice old man's garden."
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"[speaking Japanese] Princess Kenny!"
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"Hey, excuse me."
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"[all speaking Japanese]"
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"Oh, great. Go right on in."
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"# Wiener # # Wiener party #"
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"I let my friend get grounded."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, it is my honor"
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"at the South Park mall. Back to you, Tom."
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"A Blu-ray player. 96% off."
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"Not one more good person dies on my watch."
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"- At Red Robin. - That's right."
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"You gotta understand that I did it"
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"- That's right. - He's trying to make a point."
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""Come to the Red Robin wedding,"
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"Princess Kenny... sayonara!"
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"Soon we will all have our Playstation 4s."
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"Where the hell is Clyde? Clyde?"
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"Let's do this together, dude."
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"They just care about seamless multimedia connectivity."
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"[speaking Japanese] Sayonara!"
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"I gotta save them!"
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"# Wiener party # # Two wieners #"
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"and three months later, your wife queefed in your face."
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"We know a way inside the Red Robin."
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"that go right out into the mall."
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"I..."
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"- [speaking Japanese] - Huh?"
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"[speaking Japanese]"
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"So how do we take over Red Robin?"
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"[speaking Japanese]"
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"We were gonna use the Red Robin entrance too,"
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"[ominous music]"
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"[mysterious music]"
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"Hai. Princess Kenny ashisuto!"
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"Red Robin can be rented out for wedding parties."
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"He's not a Princess. He's a dude!"
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"but Butters and Scott won't be able to get their PS4s."
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"I think it's best that when the time comes"
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"If we all chip in, we can pay for the deposit"
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"He got the idea watching Game of Thrones."
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"Kyle thought of it."
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"that the Xbox is better for all of us."
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"You didn't?"
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"- Okay. - Okay?"
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"Just like the dragons and zombies in his novels,"
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"[dramatic, sweeping music]"
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"What had to be done so that we can"
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"Here we go, Tom."
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"[all yelling]"
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"But first, I'd like to share with you"
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"Get back! Get out of my way!"
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"What have you found out? The mall isn't open yet."
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"Rub it three times, and it has a surprise."
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"[flute music, rhythmic tambourine]"
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"[metal clinking]"
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"Good choice."
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"It never was."
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"- Yeah! - Yeah!"
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"Happy holidays, guys. What can you interest you in?"
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"# Nice and soft # # Flopping wieners #"
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"Go seek out George R.R. Martin for answers."
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"I don't like it, but I think it's the only choice we have."
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"since midnight on Thanksgiving."
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"[speaking Japanese]"
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""and we will all accept you as the princess you are."
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"who, uh, doesn't appear to have shown up yet"
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"Why don't you tell everyone what Prometheus was about"
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"so you can talk to him through the door."
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"Get out of here."
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"Stan, don't say that."
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"Get him out of here!"
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"Now, I don't know about you,"
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