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Clips from South Park - Titties and Dragons (S17E17)

"[dramatic music]"
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"of our young, hot lives-- Black Friday."
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"You can't die! Everybody really likes you!"
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"This is gonna be a fucking bloodbath, Tom."
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"# Wiener, wiener, wiener #"
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"# Wiener, wiener #"
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"# Alongside yet another #"
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"# Wiener #"
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"# Flopping wieners, flopping wieners #"
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"[speaking Japanese]"
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"Oh?"
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"Princess Kenny... [continues in Japanese]"
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"[speaking Japanese]"
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"Ahh!"
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"We can't stop him. But what does he do"
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"in a little bit."
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"let Kenny be a Princess in the first place."
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"# #"
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"and as you can see behind me,"
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"Joining me now is Rick Tellmore"
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"Yes, yes, that's right. We had to eat him."
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"What is it you're hoping to get"
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"Now, some people might say"
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"What would you say to them?"
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"# My son got ate and he tasted good #"
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"No doubt Christmas is alive and well"
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"All right, guys, here's the deal."
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"The key to us being the first ones inside"
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"is taking over the Red Robin before Black Friday starts."
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"and they say they want to switch sides."
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"What?"
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"All right."
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"This is very difficult! You guys win, all right?"
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"We still think the Xbox is a superior machine,"
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"against those thousands of other shoppers."
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"I think we'll take our chances on our own."
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"and we figured out how."
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"to have a wedding party there. Hey, that could work."
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"is by teaming up."
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"Console wars... [continues in Japanese]"
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"Xbox...Sony PS4... [continues in Japanese]"
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"[continues in Japanese]"
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"Eh?"
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"Princess Kenny... [continues in Japanese]"
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"[speaking Japanese]"
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"about the wedding. Yeah, sure, what about it?"
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"The first people inside are gonna have to take on"
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"Well, yeah, I guess that makes sense,"
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"This is all about you and me getting Playstations."
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"The rest are simply there to help us get--"
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"They're gonna betray you at the Red Robin wedding."
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"- Who is that? - He's just this old crazy guy"
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"He talked about it in my garden"
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"and then go get all the Xboxes."
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"That's why he wants you to stay back from the doors."
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"betray you--come on. Did you see Prometheus?"
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"- Did Kyle know about this? - [sighs]"
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"Stan! Dude, hold on."
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"Xbox One is fucking sweet, dude."
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"I'll shit in your fucking garden!"
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"Go fuck yourself!"
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"Well, the wait is over, and Black Friday's finally here."
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"That's right, Tom. Mall officials have said"
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"he is on his way."
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"the fastest way back to Colorado isn't on horseback."
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"that is unmatched by any other mode of transportation."
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"What's that?"
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"Okay, cool, can we set up the two lawn tables here,"
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"like, facing each other and then another one"
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"for the bride and groom back there?"
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"Oh, my god, I love them. Yeah, cool."
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"So Beyonce's not with Jay-Z anymore?"
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"The fuck are they? Cartman, Cartman!"
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"I heard that Stan somehow found out about our plan."
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"- Yes, he did. - What the hell are you doing?"
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"What the hell did you do?"
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"play our games on Xboxes, Kyle!"
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"Stan? Huh? Hello? Who's that?"
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"because I know in my heart"
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"You completely betrayed"
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"the last bit of friendship we still had."
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"Getting your dad to work part-time"
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"in the mall wasn't fair."
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"But you couldn't just ask me,"
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"This whole war has just got us all so screwed up..."
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"I just want us to be playing Call of Duty"
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"on the right machine."
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"Now listen up."
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"There are only eight of us now."
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"- [sobbing] - Stay tough, rookie."
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"who needs her daddy to make it."
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"Yes, sir! Yes, sir."
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"No!"
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"[helicopter blades thrumming]"
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"your go-to source for news, weather, and sports."
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"[crowd yelling]"
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"[angry crowd reaction]"
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"Yeah, we know. We're with the wedding."
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"# #"
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"Everyone, everyone, a Black Friday toast."
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"And to you, my old friend, Princess Kenny."
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"No doubt the gods have smiled down upon your perky boobs."
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"Now, if you'll excuse me, my lady,"
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"I need to take a shit."
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"gently you lay with me on my bed."
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""Frau, Frau," calls the wiener from on high,"
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"Princess Kenny, I believe it's time"
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"No. They're not a part of your betrayal?"
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"No. Whose betrayal is this?"
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"What?! Oh, my God!"
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"We've been pitted against each other by two companies"
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"They don't give a crap what kind of friendships it costs."
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"Oh, dude, this is pretty sweet."
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"Judge it by its size?"
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"[cell phone rings]"
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"Commander Marsh."
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"Did you know that your son is supposed to be grounded"
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"It's over. Xbox wins!"
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"It's okay, Beyonce, the fight's over."
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"You can still shop. [groans]"
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