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Clips from South Park - Titties and Dragons (S17E17)

"getting invested in their personalities"
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"and their back stories, and then having them die."
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"When those doors open, we all stick together."
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"If anyone panics, it puts us all at risk."
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"We're not gonna make it, sir."
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"We're gonna make it!"
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"You've got a newborn little girl"
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"I'm not going to let you die, okay?"
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"No! No!"
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"Everybody really liked him!"
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"George R.R. Martin has finally arrived"
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"Just do it!"
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"Very well."
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"a few words about my wiener."
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"for a special event today."
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"Our two houses brought together."
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"[giggles, muffled response]"
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"Okay. That could be a while."
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"All our men are ready."
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"When the mall opens, blow the whistle."
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"All right, now, I really do need to take a shit."
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"Get on with it, George R.R. Martin!"
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"Enough with the wieners already!"
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"[flute music, tambourine continue]"
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"we return the wizard's hospitality."
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"What are you doing?"
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"But today I will get him a Playstation."
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"Kyle, the Playstation controller sucks,"
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"and you know it! The fight is over, Cartman."
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"It's not over."
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"Oh, Bill Gates, sweet!"
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"You will not interfere, Bill Gates!"
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"These children will get their PS4s."
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"did these two guys end up here?"
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"It's time to put an end to this."
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"Sir, sir, operations just said they need one of us"
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"to let some wedding party inside the mall."
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"Screw them, they'll have to fend for themselves."
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"Wait, Red Robin wedding?"
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"Who's getting married?"
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"but I have a better idea. This isn't our war, you guys."
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"for the sake of marketing."
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"Because they want a war to promote their product."
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"You two want a war so bad, then you fucking fight."
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"Eh?"
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"Hey, fellas, what did I miss?"
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"Look at this wiener. [unzips pants]"
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"[gasps]"
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"[crowd roars]"
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"and he snuck out to go to Red Robin?"
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"[panting]"
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"- Yay, Xbox wins. - Yay."
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"Stan, you're alive!"
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"# #"
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"We'd like to get Xbox Ones please."
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"and it looks like Microsoft's new Xbox One"
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"No doubt this will secure its place"
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"Black Friday is over."
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"[video game gunfire on TV]"
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"- Yeah, it is. - The graphics are definitely,"
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"You guys want to play outside or something?"
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"bashing that guy's head apart out of my eyes."
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"Well, look, guys. Xbox won the console wars."
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"and look at what we did."
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"I mean, honestly, you guys,"
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"Maybe we started to rely on Microsoft and Sony so much"
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"that we forgot that all we need to play are the simplest things"
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"Fuck 'em!"
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"The South Park video game, coming to stores soon."
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"Yeah, and if you believe that, I got a big, floppy wiener"
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"to dangle in your face."
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"Soon, we will be fighting the greatest battle"
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"We are not going to be beat by that traitor whore Kenny!"
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"Seems a shame that the fight will be so one-sided."
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"# Wiener, wiener # # One wiener #"
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"from blockading the shipment of PS4s to the mall."
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"winning the console wars for Sony."
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"and there's already been a lot of bloodshed"
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"over these holiday deals."
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"who's been out here for six days,"
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"that eating your child is not very Christmassy."
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"The main entrance to the mall is already blocked"
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"Our best chance of being first inside"
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"- Ha ha. - Shut up, Craig!"
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"We'll all play on Playstation 4s."
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"You don't think you're the only ones who thought of it."
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""Our two houses have found peace."
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"[speaking Japanese]"
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"You're a fucking asshole!"
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"they are ready, and doors will open"
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"Stan won't be telling anybody anything ever again."
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"No. Tell me you didn't."
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"He's not allowed to come out of his room,"
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"because Xbox people don't care about the truth."
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"I'm sorry, Stan. I'm sorry."
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"to cut the red ribbon."
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"Hey, sorry, guys, Red Robin is closed"
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"How awesome that we are all friends again."
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"You really look stunning."
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"to come cut the ribbon."
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"We'll rush through the doors and lock the Sony dorks inside."
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"Oh, soft and pink with purple head,"
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"a little tiny wiener still so pleasing to the eye."
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"Yeah, come on!"
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"I'm sorry, Cartman."
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"Sir Kyle, they're about to open the mall."
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"Wait a minute. How the hell"
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"They're not a part of your betrayal?"
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"We're done with betrayals."
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"Tom Hanks and Beyonce."
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"Everyone loves Tom Hanks and Beyonce!"
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"So..."
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"Winner take all."
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"Happy holidays, Rick."
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"Give me that camera! Give me that!"
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"Who want some deals?"
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"This is over. Now you die!"
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"I saved you!"
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"[panting] Go on, kids."
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"There's been death, violence, horrible human behavior,"
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