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Clips from South Park - Titties and Dragons (S17E17)

"[O Christmas Tree, Peanuts-style]"
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"Can Elmo smell your genitals?"
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"# #"
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"Tom, the shopping frenzy is over,"
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"as the go-to next-gen console."
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"and the big winner here decidedly is Channel 9 News."
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"The interface is pretty cool."
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"See, I told you guys it's really a seamless interface."
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"Cartman, your side won, dude."
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"Why are you so sad? I just-"
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"I can't get the image of Bill Gates"
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"Yeah, I know what you mean."
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"The last few weeks we've been too busy to play video games,"
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"There's been drama, action, romance."
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"Screw video games, dude. Who fucking needs them?"
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"[shouts] [slash]"
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"He's the guy who writes Game of Thrones."
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"# Non-erect wieners #"
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"Microsoft... [continues in Japanese]"
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"[both speaking Japanese]"
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"Black Friday... [continues in Japanese]"
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"[speaking Japanese]"
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"[speaking Japanese] Princess Kenny!"
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"[speaking Japanese]"
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"Xbox... [continues in Japanese]"
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"[speaking Japanese]"
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"He did what?"
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"He flew down in a parachute and he what?"
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"Apparently, he stopped Microsoft"
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"Looks like he's all over the place"
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"Because what-- because he's cute?"
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"besides that he's cute?"
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"Tell Bill Gates to suck my ass, mom!"
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"Mom? Don't seriously tell Bill Gates to suck my ass."
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"This would have never happened if you would have"
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"Well, unfortunately for us, he's now on the other side."
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"We're out of options."
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"- So what are you saying, Kyle? - I have an idea."
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"Tom, Black Friday is finally almost here,"
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"holiday shoppers are really getting antsy."
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"People have been waiting out here"
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"and your five-year-old son was eaten, is that correct?"
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"We're all sort of starving out here,"
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"so we drew straws, and he drew the shortest one."
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"when Black Friday does finally start?"
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"It's gonna be about 20 bucks."
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"# ate my son for a Blu-ray player #"
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"# With a ho, ho, ho and a jingle, jingle, jangle #"
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"# Ho, ho, jingle, jingle ho-ho #"
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"# Jingle, jingle, ho, ho-- #"
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"The kids who want Xboxes plan to flank from the left here."
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"is finding a way to the mall's back entrance...here."
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"On behalf of the Xbox fighters of Zaron,"
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"we hereby lay down our arms. We give up, okay?"
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"but you guys got too many people on your side,"
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"and then Kenny became a Japanese Princess."
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"Look, the truth is"
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"Nobody's going to get anything if we don't work together"
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"So better a PS4 than nothing-- is that it?"
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"You won't ever talk about the Xbox being better ever again?"
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"I swear, Stan."
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"All right, guys, looks like we've got a wedding to plan."
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"[speaking Japanese]"
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"Wedding invitation. [continues in Japanese]"
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"Huh? Wedding?"
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""Kenny kun, please come home at once."
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"Yours truly, the Wizard King.""
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"[speaking Japanese]"
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"Princess Kenny wedding... [continues in Japanese]"
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"Mmm!"
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"[speaking Japanese] Princess Kenny..."
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"Princess Kenny... [continues in Japanese]"
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"Princess Kenny... [continues in Japanese]"
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"So, Stan, I was hoping I could talk to you"
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"for the mall to open you should stay back a bit from the doors."
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"- Why? - Well, think about it."
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"the brunt of the holiday shoppers from the main entrance."
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"It's best we let Butters and Scott Malkinson go first."
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"While they fight, we can simply slip on by."
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"Yes, that's true, but..."
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"let's face it, sir Stan."
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"He's lying to you!"
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"They're just acting like they've given up,"
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"but it's a double-bluff."
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"Dude! Dude!"
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"- They're gonna lock you in! - God damn it, shut up!"
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"to, like, three other people."
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"They're gonna lock you in the Red Robin"
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"Well, why don't you just tell the whole world everything, huh?"
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"while you're at it?"
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"I don't think the writers even knew what that was about."
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"Fuck you! Get out of my garden!"
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"Niles Lawton is at the scene,"
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"and it's about time, Niles."
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"as soon as their guest of honor cuts the ceremonial red ribbon."
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"This year's ribbon cutter is, of course, George R.R. Martin,"
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"but says he is on his way."
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"I'm pretty darn sure"
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"That may be true, but horses have one quality"
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"Aaah!"
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"I heard a rumor. May I ask..."
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"who is it that's getting married?"
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"Oh, um, Tom Hanks and Beyonce."
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"It's real? It's for real?"
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"Well, clearly she wouldn't be marrying Tom Hanks"
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"at Red Robin if she was. Guys, guys, not those tables."
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"Get the good tables. This is VI P, okay?"
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"This isn't gonna work now! Shh, shh, shh."
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"It's fine, Kyle."
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"Everything's been taken care of."
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"- Thanks, Mrs. Marsh. - And keep it short."
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"He's in real trouble."
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"Stan, it's me."
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"You weren't playing fair, dude."
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"I didn't even know he was working at the mall, Kyle."
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"I'm never playing Call of Duty with you again."
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"Get him out! [cup banging against door]"
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"Peterson was a great guy,"
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"and he did not deserve to get beheaded like that."
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"but I am sick and tired of getting to know people here,"
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