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Clips from South Park - Cartmanland (S05E05)

"In a minute, sweetie. This is important."
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"Eric is the primary benefactor of my estate,"
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"You better not be lying, Kenny."
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"Nine hundred ninety-nine thousand four hundred,"
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"I can help you invest that money."
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"Why? How could you do this?"
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"There are people starving in Alabama,"
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"And now you just sign here, Mr. Fun."
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"- I can't do it. - What?"
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"I couldn't even sit down, so I had to tell my mother, which was humiliating."
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"She took me to the doctor, which was more humiliating,"
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"I make mistakes. But every week, I try to better myself."
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"- Two people? - This place is huge."
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"Lucky?"
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"Oh, look, Kyle, your little friend Stan is here to see you!"
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"Well, I found out that Cartman is letting a few people each day"
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"Finally, work is over! Now I can get back to riding my rides!"
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"Well, your rides are gonna break down every now and then."
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"Oh, man, I'm so scared!"
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"- And that's it? That's the end? - Basically."
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"I'm sorry, we're no longer taking reservations. Nobody can eat here."
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"Out! Nobody is allowed into Gracy's any more! Get out of here!"
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"Amazing. Eric Cartman is surely the financial genius of our time!"
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"You still owe $13,000 more than this, Mr. Cartman."
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"Oh, Gerald!"
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"That's it, baby! That's it!"
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"Look, Kyle! Cartman is totally miserable."
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"to have my very own theme park"
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"And then there get to be so many people"
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"Okay."
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"to collapse the house and crushed and killed them all."
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""I don't care," said Pierre, "I'm from France.""
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"Move along, sir! You are vandalizing private property!"
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"Well, all right, God damn it. I'll open the park to two people each day."
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"You'll never notice two people, and then you'll have security for your park."
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"He was the most upright and honourable of men,"
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"Great, now can we go?"
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"Look at it. Look at it, Mother."
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"Gentlemen, I thank you."
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"All the wet, spit-filled kisses I put up with!"
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"I love theme parks, but the lines, everywhere you go."
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"My perfect round little pudding piler."
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"Oh, hey, dude. Terrance and Phillip is just about to start."
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"Oh, God, you have to embarrass me even in death, Grandma."
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"the sum of one million dollars"
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"he thinks he's gonna be happy because he has his own amusement park."
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"I've just got to cover my security expenses."
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"- I will shoot on sight. - Sweet."
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"The family is entitled to the rest of this."
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"- Given up on life. - But then, are you saying..."
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"You've been most uncooperative, Ms. Lopez."
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"- Yeah! - Awesome!"
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"Don't you think you should keep it in the bank instead of at your house?"
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"Would you mind stepping aside? I've got a purchase to make."
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"I'm spending it."
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"You stand in line to get a ticket to stand in line later!"
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"All right, now this is very hard for me to do, you understand?"
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"If you need security, I need a cash salary."
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"- Wait a minute, who are you? - Mike Gayner."
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"- Get him out of here! - Move along, sir!"
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"the Book of Job. It's a story from the Bible."
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"And I think we should point out that this technique"
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"Seize the assets."
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"Little fella has just lost his will to live."
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"Then damn it, man, do it!"
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