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Clips from A Madea Christmas (2013)

"So nice to finally meet you."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"You too."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"It is beautiful. This place is stupendous."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"They just would've been so proud. Thank you."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I was so upset when I heard you two eloped."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I thought maybe you'd come down to Louisiana..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"and went up the bayou for the Swamp Manor to get hitched."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"We would have thrown you such a shindig. You know that."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Hey, I'm glad y'all did elope."
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"You done saved me an assload of money."
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"So I appreciate it."
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"- I'm glad you recognize that. - Honey, we love you."
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"Anything you want, my son. Anything."
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"Well..."
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"Have you two eaten?"
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"No, but..."
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"Caught?"
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"It's good. Nice flaky crust."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Gonna have possum stew..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"and your uncle DeWayne done got me some white lightning."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"She's a vegetarianist? On a farm."
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"- Honey, that must be hard. - That don't mean nothing."
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"- She doesn't eat meat. - Oh, you're a tofu farter."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I like tofu farters. God bless you."
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"All I'm saying, Son, if she don't eat meat..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"that might be a bad thing when it comes to certain parts of the anatomy."
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"We just met her. Now, stop."
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"- Start slow, all right? - I was just kidding."
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"I'm sorry. He's crazy."
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"What are we doing standing out here getting all dusty?"
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"Let's go inside and get our meal on. I'm starvin'."
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"I brought you some spices from your Aunt Tutu's garden."
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"- Okay. Mama... - You're gonna love 'em."
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"- Let me go get that. - Hang on, y'all."
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"Lacey's mama is cookin'."
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"Lacey's ma... She's here?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Your mama's here now? - Yes."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Looks like we get to meet the in-laws."
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"Actually, we kind of have a problem."
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"What's the problem?"
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"Lacey hadn't told her mama that we're married."
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"- What? - Why ain't you told her?"
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"Well..."
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"and Conner was not in that dream."
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"I'm sorry. I do..."
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"- I don't understand. - I think I do. Let me ask you something."
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"When she had them dreams, was they in color or black-and-white?"
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"She doesn't want you with a white man."
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"I'm sorry. That's awful."
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"Honey, we taught all of our children..."
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"- Isn't that right, Conner? - That's right."
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"It's such a shame she does not know what kind of person you are."
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"I'll tell you who he is."
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"Always taught him to look at a woman's heart."
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"Daddy."
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"I'm just kiddin'. She got a nice rack."
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"Your mama used to have a nice rack."
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"- What the hell does that mean? - It's a bowling term."
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"I'm just kiddin'. I still like to go to the bowling alley every now and then."
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"- You're sexy to me. - Will you hush?"
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"I'm gonna start talking about all your wrinkly, saggy parts."
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"- It's like a turkey giblet in there. - That was over the line."
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"Well, honey, Conner, who does she think you are?"
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"She thinks I'm the farm help."
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"- Well, there's a switcheroo. - The farm help."
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"Do you think we should leave? I think we should maybe leave."
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"I ain't goin' nowhere. Hell, I just drove up here."
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"- I am tired. I want a beer. - I don't want you guys to leave."
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"Well, what should we do?"
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"I mean, I have to break it to her gently. She's been very sick."
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"- Oh, no. - I'm so sorry."
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"- What's wrong? - She has a weak heart."
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"Then by all means, you just..."
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"- Thank you. - Okay."
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"We don't want her ticker to tock out on you here."
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"- We'll behave ourselves. - Yeah."
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"- You know what we'll be? - What?"
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"- Parents of the help. - That's right. Parents of the help."
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"- Can I get you something? - Let's head in."
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"I'll behave. Like a bull in a rodeo."
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"- Did you paint this? This is fabulous. - I started."
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"- Still needs some work. - Where you at?"
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"I bet this house run them in the double figures."
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"- This is my mama, Kim. - How you doin'?"
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"- Good to meet you. - Nice to meet you, Medium."
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"And this is my daddy, Buddy."
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"- Nice to meet you. - How you doin', Buddy?"
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"Forgive my husband. He is just a horse's ass and a half."
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"- Wait. I smell cookin'. - Yeah, that's Eileen."
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"She was in the kitchen, but she went to the backyard."
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"Come on. Sit down. Take a load off."
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"Take a load off. Y'all sit a spell."
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"- Y'all want something to drink? - I believe I'll have something."
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"Don't be flirting with me in front of your wife."
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"If I put this thing on, you won't be able to get rid of it."
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"I'm from the old school."
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"Believe me, he can't help it."
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"And if you can stand him, you're welcome to him, right?"
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"- Hey, Conner, get me a beer. - Yes, sir."
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"Well, Miss Madea..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"looks like we're gonna be spending Christmas dinner together this year..."
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"but don't you worry."
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"We could care less you're black."
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"African-American, Buddy."
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"Right, whatever. African-American."
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"That's all right. I don't care that y'all are white America..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Angro... Angrola-Saxons... Saxophonists."
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"I like her."
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"She's got a good sense of humor and those big, sturdy feet."
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"You need a good sense of humor with this group in here."
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"- Here, Daddy, beer. Drink up. - Appreciate it."
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"- Please, drink up. - I'll tell you what, Son."
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"That last girl you with was so dadgum ugly..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"my dog humped her leg and shut his eyeballs."
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"Oh, stop it. He's awful!"
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"He shut his eyeballs. That's ugly."
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"You are no Jeff Foxworthy."
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"Did you hear the one about the two rabbis and the black dude?"
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"- Daddy. - No."
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"Did you hear the one about the stray bullet that killed the redneck..."
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