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Clips from A Madea Christmas (2013)

"I'll have him pay my rent, car note and everything else."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I don't care. That don't matter at all that y'all Anglo-Saxophonists."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Please forgive my husband. He is a wannabe comedian."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Well, I try to be, but who can? Who can?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Y'all get your ass shot. - I like her. I do."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I wasn't offended. Hell, I got a pistol."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Farmhand, please help me. - His name is Conner."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"and that way all the passersby can enjoy it."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I am... I'm Conner's mom."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Mama, they came to visit Conner for Christmas."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Yes."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"It'll be a little cramped..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Kim."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Let me get some decorations."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Welcome."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I told you not to buy this farm."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Now, how's that work, Conner?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"so I know a thing or two about taste."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Where..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Oh, dear God."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"a yellow ribbon, that means a memoriam."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"and everybody gonna wonder what happened to you."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I don't know, Buddy. I don't think I can deal with this."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- It's Christmas. - And that woman..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"You know what? We'll get you another tree."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I think I left my bag in..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I knew it."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"What?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"He was wearing the sheet when I went in the room."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"There you go, overreacting, like you always do."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Stop jumping to conclusions."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"You don't have a clue, talkin' about sleeping with one eye open."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I hope it's not the lazy one, 'cause that one always look closed."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"How can I go to the bathroom at night with all that in front the door?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I love you. I'm proud of us. I don't care who knows."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Here you are, Miss Murphy."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"No, I gotta tend to the animals."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- He knows the science of it, Mama. - No, I heard that last night."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Not Mandela, honey. Madea."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"What? I don't need her help."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"She don't need to be coming around here."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"She seems nice. She just wants the best for Bailey."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- But you giving milk. - Well, hello."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- What? - I'm a truck driver."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"he always stayed with his mom and his grandparents here."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Hey, we were just talking about you."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- All good stuff. - Good."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"That's a bull. You can't milk no bull."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Blessed."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"They look like cake decorator bags."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I'm talking about you and Lacey."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"We just need a defibrillator. She gonna have a heart attack."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Flatline. Just..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"That's enough!"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Next thing you know they'll wanna take prayer out of church!"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I didn't have my glasses on! I couldn't see!"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I've already talked to him about this, but have at it."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"A private jet."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"This is my career you're talking about."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"That's not what I was talking about. I was talking about the sponsor."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"That's right."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"She brought this mess here and she should be fired."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I'm sorry. I didn't mean to bring..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"You fire her. Right now."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"This is a hell of a mess."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"No. I'll sing. I'll do the solo."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I don't want you to go."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Bailey, you are so special."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Good job, boys."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Nothing, nothing, nothing."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I've been worried about you."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Buddy, the other night with the sheet. - Oh, with the sheet!"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Yes! Explain that."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"and capture the rapture, if you know what I mean."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"It can be fun. It can be."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- I don't like it. - You need to let that go."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"That's what I don't like."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"a yellow ribbon means something."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Now, Lacey, are you gonna let her talk to me like this?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Now, Madea... - Ain't nobody goin' no damn where."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"and your mama has been bitter with white people ever since."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Ran off and joined the circus. And now they on Glee,"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Mama!"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Girl, please."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I had that once too."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Don't light a match. Don't get her next to an open flame."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"We'll all have burnt heads."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Why'd you do that to Mrs. Williams?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"You know, she's a nice lady. Why'd you get her fired?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"talk to me like that again."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Get out on that plow."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"No, you're actin' more like the devil than she is."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"And this is Christmas, Tanner."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Madea. - Thank you."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Let me make this clear to y'all."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Go on. Go on."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"That's comforting."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Remember, Buddy, kill her with kindness."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Well, tell you what. I ain't used to this cold weather."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Thank you. I don't want any chocolate."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Every generation sees a little less division..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"see people as people."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"like a wet cat on a cold Sunday morning who needs some milk."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Come on in the house! You know what? That's fine."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"You don't want to come in 'cause you mad about something?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Sit there as long as you want. I don't give a damn."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Then I will walk to town."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Apparently you don't know her as well as you think."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Good, because I've been attacked enough today."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I didn't know it was from Sheldon Construction Company."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- What about Tanner? - Nothing."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Conner! - I've been waiting to see this."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- I'm goin' with you, boy. - Conner!"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I'm here."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I can't move."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- I'm stuck. - Can you move your..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Got it."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Go ahead."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Help. Help."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I am not in the mood for your foolishness."
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