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Clips from A Madea Christmas (2013)

"'Cause I was six feet tall, they all want to talk about me."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I had a full figure and curves and all that stuff."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"They wanted to make fun of me. But I wasn't having it."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"You understand? I fought back. That's why I got tough-skinned."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"You may have to fight back sometimes. Do you understand?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Don't worry about these people in here trying to make you feel bad."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"You got to be nice to people. Pass it on, niceness."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Do you understand? - Yes, ma'am."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"All right, I'm going to write my name on the board..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"so you all will know what my name is."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Ain't got no eraser either. No cause..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Okay. I don't know what all that mean."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"All right. Well, what we gonna do is..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"This is the story of Christmas. Christmas."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"This is the story of the nativities."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Little baby Jesus was born."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"He was born to the Virgin Mary..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"J. Blige, and as Mary was on tour..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"she met this man named Joe..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Manganiello, who played a werewolf."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"And he was in love with her. She said, Joe."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I am thou-ist with the child-ist."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"And the holiness is come upon me..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"and I'm going to have a baby-ist."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"And Joe said, Really?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"They ain't know what to do."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"So he went on and stayed with her..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"and they went on 'cause they was expecting the holy child."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"And the Bible say in second Deuteronomo..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"that when he came to the earth..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"he came through the Virgin... piña colada."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"And as she was there..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"but they kept going to all these hotels, and wouldn't none of 'em let them in."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Marriott. Shut the door."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Hilton. Shut the door."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Everybody just got put out. They went to the Motel 6."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"They didn't even leave the light on for her. She was in the dark."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"to take her to the holy city of Birmingham."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"And as she sat there, she went into laborer."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"And as she started laboring..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"See, God will send you a dog when you need it, even if you don't."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"And that dog said, What's wrong with you?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"And as she sat there, she had that baby..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"That's why they say he was born in a mangy."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Okay, that's the story of the baby Jesus. That's the hip-hop version."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I'm glad I went to church and to Sunday school. Okay."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Where my purse?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Where my purse?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Y'all ain't seen what happened to my purse?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"This is the story of Easter Sunday."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Jesus was hanging between two thieves."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"One was Baranibus and the other was the Dinosaurus."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- All we have to do is sign that thing? - Yes."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Lacey told me you needed the money right away."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"So I spoke with my boss and got the money in advance."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"We're both very sure we'll get the sponsorship."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"What's in it for you?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Well, my company gets paid a 10% commission by the company."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"You get the entire 100 grand."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"It will help us with the shortfall."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Is everything okay, Wilbur? - Yes, Your Honor."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"All right then. Let's do this."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Wonderful. Here you go."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Thank you, son. - You got it."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Thank you so much."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"You have no idea how much we needed this."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- It's my pleasure. - Lacey."
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"- Thank you. - This is my town too."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Thank you. - Thank you."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"After you."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"There you go."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"You have no clue how much you've just helped us. I mean..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"It was my pleasure. I'm glad I could help."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- It's your Christmas present. - No. I can't take that."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Sure you can. - I really can't."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"You've already done enough for us. Thank you."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"What are you doing?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Your mother told me she thought you missed me."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Listen, Oliver, that was a long time ago..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- and I actually have to tell you... - Lacey!"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Get in here. Quick! - Excuse me."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"There's a weird woman in here."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"What they did back in the day..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Lacey, who is this?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- My aunt Madea. - Hi."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"What are you doing?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I was just teaching these children a lesson on Jesus..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"from the time he was born until the time he died on Earth."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Now you have been crowned the Christmas... Praise. Hallelujah."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"'Scuse me. Oliver, take me to the house. I'm getting the hell outta here."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"We'll talk when I get back for the Jubilee."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Lucy. How do you even... How did she..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"That's a nice-lookin' tree."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I rushed home. How's my mother?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I don't know. She only said two words to me."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"You think of how you're gonna handle this yet?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"No. Were you able to talk to your parents?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Nope, no cell phone."
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"Guess I'll have to talk to 'em now 'cause they're here."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Hey, hey! - Hi, y'all!"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Hey, hey! Look at you!"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Don't you go nowhere."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- I look all right? - Yeah, you look great."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Son! Son! - Mama! Daddy!"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Look at you!"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Daddy, not the bear hug!"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Look at my Grizzly Adams."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Look at you. You look like a mountain man."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Hey, Son, see this? This ain't fat. This is all foreskin."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Buddy, stop. Don't start so early."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Oh, my! - You put her down."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"You don't gotta break her and snap her neck."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Just give him a little nudge to the flapjacks there."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"He'll put you down. Where are my manners?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Hi. - I kiddin'! You..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Call me Kim or Mama. Just don't call me late for dinner."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I'm joshing you."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Look how pretty. She's very pretty. - Thank you."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"She is even more beautiful than I ever could have imagined."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Thank you."
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