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Clips from A Madea Christmas (2013)

"Tell 'em what happened to you. Somebody got be an activist."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Somebody got to call Sharpton."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Never mind."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Uh-oh. Who is that? - I told you this was the wrong address."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"There she is! Pull up."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Come on. Hurry up. - There she is."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Oh, my word. What are you doing here?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I hitched a ride with Oliver. Surprise!"
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"Surprise!"
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"- We came. - Surprise."
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"Who are you?"
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"I'm Conner."
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"Girl, what the coroner doing here? Who done died?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"You are the farmhand that she hired. Yes, yes, yes, yes."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I am Eileen, her mother."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"She sure don't look happy to see us."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"You better bite your tongue."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"She is happy to see me anytime. Tell her."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"That don't look like happiness, honey. That look like puredee constipation."
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"Hi, Conner."
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"How are ya? How ya doing?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"This handsome thing..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"this is Oliver, her boyfriend."
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"Her boyfriend?"
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"Ex-boyfriend."
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"It was nice of you to call him."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"That was a nice ruse to get to see him. Fund-raiser."
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"No, it wasn't a ruse."
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"You know you miss him."
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"Anyway, could you get my bags, farmhand, please?"
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"- Yeah. - I'll help."
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"A little dusty, dusty."
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"Come, my dear. I knew that."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Baby, you know you got asthma."
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"Mama, I don't have asthma anymore."
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"Yeah, but you still gotta be careful..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"because that could lead to cancer."
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"Everything don't lead to cancer, Eileen. Lord, help her."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I'm gonna open the door. Y'all need fresh air up in here."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Got all these animals. This is a nice room. I'll stay in here."
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"- Good, good, good. - Sure."
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"- No, I don't. - Oh, my God."
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"- I'm gonna take this room. - Okay."
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"- Okay? - That's nice too."
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"- Is this one yours, Madea? - Yeah, put it in the room on the end."
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"- I'm staying down there. - All right."
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"- All right. - Is this your room here?"
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"- It's my room. - It's lovely."
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"- Okay, now where's the kitchen? - Let's go that way."
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"- It's in there. Go ahead. - I'm comin'."
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"Don't be pushing on me."
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"We saw this. This is the dining room. It's yellow."
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"It's yellow. It's bright yellow!"
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"It's nice, Mama, huh?"
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"Yeah, it's not my cup of tea, but you know."
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"- Back porch and everything. - Aunt Madea, you like it?"
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"I don't like you being up here with him by yourself."
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"What is Oliver supposed to think, you living with a man?"
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"- You should. He still wants you. - Mama, please."
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"No, and you still want him."
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"I know it. I got that feeling."
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"Eileen, stop meddling with that girl."
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"Okay? You is in everybody's business. Just leave this child alone."
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"Leave this child alone. She living her life."
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"- Any more? - Just the groceries."
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"- Hi. - Wow."
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"- It's great to see you, Lacey. - Yeah, you too."
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"Let me put these down, and I'll be ready to go to school."
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"- Yeah. - All right?"
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"So, you didn't tell me your boyfriend was coming."
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"My mother... I can't believe she just showed up."
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"And your parents are on their way."
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"You better think of something."
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"Hold on. Hold on. I heard somebody say, Go. Oh, Lord."
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"Take me anywhere. I got to get away from your mama."
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"I'm sorry. Watch your class?"
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"She wants me to watch her class. Children?"
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"Ankle-biting..."
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"disease-carrying..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"satanic, loud-mouthed, diarrhea woman from hell."
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"I think I'll go with the children. Praise God."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- All right. - I'll drop you back off on my way home."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Okay, close your trunk, son. Close your trunk."
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"I'm gonna ride with him."
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"But this bring back memories, child."
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"I got pregnant. Meat Loaf was playing Dashboard Light."
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"I was sitting up there, and I kept hitting my head on that steering wheel."
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"It was just awful. It was an awful time."
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"Look. The door even sound the same."
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"Watch this."
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"That's what I used to do. Drop it."
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"That car built for comfort and built for speed, just like me."
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"This a nice truck, but how I'm s'posed to get in here?"
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"No, you don't have to... Yeah, just pull that back."
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"You got to get some of them things to help me get in here."
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"Is there something to... Hold on. I got it."
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"Yeah, that's it. Come on in."
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"Boy, you got to get a low car here."
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"- You 'bout to make me mad. - Give me your hand."
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"- Now, hold on. - All right, I got you."
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"- Good morning, class. - Good morning."
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"I have to go to a meeting down the hall with Ms. Porter..."
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"and I asked Miss Madea to keep an eye on you."
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"Now, you know what to do and you know how to behave, right?"
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"Yes, ma'am."
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"- I'll be right back. Thanks, Madea. - Yeah, I love it."
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"I love well-behaved children. That's wonderful."
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"Y'all look so nice."
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"Hello. Hello. Now, y'all got to go back to the Stepford children."
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"Don't act like you... Don't act like this. Now, calm the hell down."
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"I'm in here. Do yourself a favor. Do the right thing."
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"- You belong in this class? - Yes, ma'am."
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"- Okay. What's your name? - Bailey."
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"Bailey? Okay. Well, go on."
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"You better hope she comes back."
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"She's the only teacher that likes you here."
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"Don't sit by me. You are so dirty."
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"Leave that boy alone. Where else he gonna sit? Sit down, son."
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"Don't you ever pick on somebody just 'cause you can. Do you understand?"
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"They used to do that to me when I was in kindergarten."
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