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Clips from A Madea Christmas (2013)

"All right, honey. If you find a ride, I'll go up there with you."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"All right. Well, I will work on it."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I was down at the feed store."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"They tell me you're planning on planting corn this year."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Yeah, I was."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I plant corn."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Well, actually, what I'm working on can help all of us."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- What you're working on? - Yeah."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"You think you learned something down in that college that I don't know about?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- That's not what I meant, Tanner. - No, you don't."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"And you better find something else to plant."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I mean it, Conner."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Otherwise, I'll be here every day, kick your ass like I did back in school."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Eileen, we've had a lot of complaints about your friend."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Oh, no."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Hey there. I was getting ready to go..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- What's the matter? - We're going to have to ask you to leave."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Good, it's about damn time. I get out of... Give me my check."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Ain't nobody gonna mail me no check. I didn't mail my work up in here."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"You ain't mailing me no check. Where's my money?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Madea, go home. I'll call you later."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I don't give a damn who calling who. Somebody gonna give me my money."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Oh, sure. You want me to leave quietly?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"You want me to leave quietly?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I will show you how to leave damn quietly."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"But before I get my damn purse, I'm gonna get money out this register."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Excuse me. - No, no."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Where my purse? Unlock the damn thing!"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- This is what you owe me. - Put that money back."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I'm gonna take something else. I'm gonna take this dress."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Stop it! - Take whatever I want out of here."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"What the hell y'all looking at? What the hell all y'all looking at?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"It's Christmas, and I'm takin' what the hell I want up in here!"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"What y'all gonna do about it? What y'all gonna do about it?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- I'll take this too. - She didn't take her medication today."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"and I don't know what the hell gonna..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Get out the way! What the hell goin' on?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- I know what the hell I'm doing! - She has never acted like this before."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Hi. I'm Lacey Williams, Bailey's teacher."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I just stopped by to talk to you."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Listen, I'm sorry."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"He has to help his daddy at night, so he doesn't get much time to study."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Then he gets up early in the morning to work with him..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"so I'll just have to get on him to do better."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"He can't get any better."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- He gets straight A's. - What?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Yeah. And to know he works after school and in the morning..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"He really should go to a gifted school with a fine arts department."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Wow."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I always knew he was smart. I didn't know he was that smart."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Me and his daddy never got much schoolin'."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"You really think Bailey could make it outside of this place?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I know he can."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I mean, that's really all I want for him."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Bailey is always telling me how good you are to him..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"and that you defend him in front of those other kids, so thank you."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Well, he's a very special boy. - Yeah, he is."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Have a seat. - Sure. Thank you."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Can I get you something to drink? - Yes."
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"Thank you."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"He also told me you want him to sing at the Christmas Jubilee?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"You think the Jubilee is gonna happen this year?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Yes, haven't you heard?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I got a friend of mine to get us a sponsorship for it."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"So it's definitely gonna happen."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- That's great news. - Yeah, it really is."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Oh, hell. What do you want?"
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"- Hi, I'm Lacey Williams. - I know who you are."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"You're Bailey's teacher. Bailey's gonna be late to school."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"He's got a lot of work to do here, that's if he makes it at all."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"No need come around here no more. Okay?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Merry Christmas."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Oliver, this is so funny."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"and she said you were drivin' to Alabama to see Lacey!"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Miss Eileen, I'm happy to have the company."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Did I tell you I take blood pressure medicine that makes me have to pee?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- I'll have to go to the bathroom soon. - Okay, go in the bush."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I'm not putting my tush over no bush. I don't know what's wrong with you."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"The leaves fell off of it, but it work!"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Jesus. Baby... - It the wintertime."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Just keep your eyes ahead."
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"Okay? No, no, no. She's always like this, since a child."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"You sure you didn't tell her we were coming?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I wanted this to be a big surprise!"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I'm sure."
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"'Cause she's gonna be so happy to see you!"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Madea, I told him how much Lacey talks about him."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Why you hollerin' like I'm in the back of an airplane and you in first class?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I can hear you. You right here."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"All I'm saying is this..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- What's your name, boy? Olive Oil? - Oliver."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"All I'm saying is this."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"If she wanted to talk to you, she would have called you all the time."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Don't listen to her. You two are gonna be together again."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"You'd like that, wouldn't you? I see it on your face."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I would like to see us have another chance."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"You been driving around in circles for way too long."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Go on over there. Pull over there, ask these people directions."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I'm gonna go in here and use the bathroom."
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"No, Madea. This place don't look right."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Eileen, here. This a... Child, please."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I grew up in the country. Ain't nobody in here."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"He what sittin' there willy-whilin'. Ask him."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Lord, this thing is high. You gotta get me a step."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"'Scuse me, sir. You look like a nice man."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"How you doin'? We are lost. He trying to find direction."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Yes, ma'am. Right over yonder."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Get the directions here. I got me to pee."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"What the..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Go! Drive! Drive, Olive Oil, drive!"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- They're tryin' to get me! - What did you do?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Drive! Hell, they're KKK!"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- This ain't the right address, is it? - That's what she said."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"This can't be the right address. These people might not be friendly."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Look, this is 2013, and it's almost Christmas."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Boy, did you see what I just went through in town?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"This just don't feel right."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Up here in these woods, ain't nobody around but us and trees."
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"- Thanks a lot. - What you worried about, son?"
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"Somebody got to live to tell the story."
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