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Clips from A Madea Christmas (2013)

"but I'll be back for the event."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"That would be fantastic."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"See you soon."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- You got it. - Bye."
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"Hello? Hey, I need y'all to go get me some scratch-offs."
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"- Yeah, and play the numbers for me. - Can you help me?"
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"Play number 22..."
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"- Excuse me. - 17,5 and 6."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Go play them numbers, and bring me a bunch of scratch offs. Yeah."
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"Just two, three of 'em. Don't spend a lot of money."
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"Hold on, 'cause somebody's screaming at me."
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"I'm getting ready to choke her. Hold on."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Lady, you gonna need a damn doctor if you holler at me again."
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"Do you understand? Now, what can I help you with?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- I need a watch for my husband. - A men's watch."
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"A men's watch. You know, I like it with a leather band."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- You know, a nice thin watch. - Here are some men's..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Oh, hell. It's time for my break."
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"- Time for my break. - Break?"
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"No, wait."
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"- You're so rude. - Bye, bye, bye."
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"- You rude as hell. You rude as hell. - Please. I need a watch."
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"Wait! Come back!"
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"You still here?"
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"He called me back."
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"Yeah? And?"
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"He thinks he can get us $100,000 in sponsorship money."
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"$100,000?"
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"- Oh, my goodness, that would be so great. - I know."
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"That would not only pay for the Jubilee..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"that would take us well into next year's school year."
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"Okay, but I have faith that it is."
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"Lacey, thank you so much for doing this. I really appreciate it."
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"I know this school is not the best, but it is all we got."
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"And I know you could have gone anywhere in the country..."
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"with the credentials you have."
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"- I love it here. - Thank you."
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"He's coming down tomorrow with the contract."
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"This is so wonderful! I gotta call the mayor."
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"- Yes. - He's gonna be so excited."
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"This is going to be a wonderful Christmas after all!"
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"All right. I'll see you tomorrow."
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"- Hello? - I must be dialing the wrong number."
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"You said that already, but you called back five times."
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"So what number you trying to get?"
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"I'm trying to reach my daughter, Lacey."
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"Oh, yeah. Yeah, she just walked in. Hold on."
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"- Who is that? - Your mama."
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"That was Conner."
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"Conner?"
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"Yeah, that's him."
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"Okay. I don't know if I like him up there with you."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Suppose he gets fresh..."
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"and you don't have no man up there to protect you."
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"Mama, I'm fine. What's going on?"
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"I can't wait until you taste the dinner..."
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"Yeah, I've been meaning to talk to you about that."
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"I'm not gonna be able to come home this year."
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"Uh-uh. It's Christmas."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"and the farm needs a lot of work."
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"Uh-uh. You not no farmer in the dell now."
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"They've also decided to extended the school year..."
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"to the day before Christmas."
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"because of the storms this summer, so we have to make them up,"
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"And I'm helping the kids prepare songs for the Christmas Jubilee."
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"- No. - Yes."
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"- I haven't seen you in nine months... - It's not the right time."
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"And you don't drive."
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"I can get somebody to drive up there with me."
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"Mama, can we just skip it this year? It's only Christmas."
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"You bite your tongue,"
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"Christmas is the time of year..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"when we celebrate the birth of Jesus with our families and..."
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"Lacey, I don't have to tell you that..."
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"What was that, Conner?"
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"I didn't say anything."
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"I'm sorry. Conner needs my help, Mama. I gotta go."
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"I'll talk to you tomorrow. Love you Bye,"
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"Do not look at me like that. You don't understand."
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"I didn't say a word."
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"Are you okay?"
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"Girl, I don't know why I let you talk me into comin' and doin' this job."
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"Five milligrams of Don't choke that ho."
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"These customers gettin' right..."
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"- I could spit. - What's wrong with you?"
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"That ain't no problem. Children grow up."
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"They don't wanna come home sometimes."
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"Something's wrong."
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"- Eileen? - What?"
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"I know that look in your eye. Don't go jumpin' to no conclusion."
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"I don't jump to conclusions."
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"Last time you went to the doctor, you had a rash."
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"Madea, many people in my family have died of cancer."
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"- I know your family. - Yes."
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"- My grandmother. - Got hit by a bus."
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"But she had cancer. My uncle Bayrod."
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"- Drowned. - Because he had cancer."
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"- Eileen? - What?"
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"No, no, no, no. Something is wrong."
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"Something is wrong with my child, and I'm gonna find out what it is."
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"She's down there in the country, and I don't know what's going on."
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"I haven't seen where she works, where she live."
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"- It's just awful! - Your daughter is grown."
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"Leave her alone. If she want to come home, she will come home."
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"What you planning on doing?"
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"I'm gonna go down there."
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"I'd like to see that, 'cause you don't drive."
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"- You do. - Child, I ain't goin' to no Alabama."
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"Last time I was in Alabama, I was chained to Andy Young and Jesse Jackson."
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"- You marched? - We wasn't upright when we was marching."
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"- We gonna go down there. - I'm not driving to no Alabama."
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"You think I'm gettin' ready to drive through Alabama?"
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"- I'll pay you. - What time you wanna leave?"
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"No, child. I can't get on the road with my Cadillac."
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"It's got 4,785,000 miles on it, and I just changed the oil in it."
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"Every light on the dashboard say..."
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"- Madea... - I can't do it, hon. I'm sorry."
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"Have you ever thought maybe she just don't want to see you, Eileen?"
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"My daughter loves me."
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"She loves spending time with me."
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