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Clips from A Madea Christmas (2013)

"I just got done telling Madea..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"that you was in here all alone with Eileen, and she said that..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I said you was in here with the beast of the southern wild."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I tried. That woman is stubborn."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I tried. I asked her if I could help her cook."
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"Yeah, I know. She's difficult."
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"It's all right. She got a problem, but it's all right."
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"- Y'all want some lemonade? - No, I'm good."
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"- I'm good. Thank you. - There you are."
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"You were out there with them for a while."
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"Yeah. I was conflicted."
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"I didn't know if I should look for you or watch the food."
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"I didn't let her near our food."
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"You whisper like a damn bullhorn. That woman ain't gonna hurt us."
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"We don't know that, do we?"
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"What y'all talking about over there?"
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"She just thinks y'all are tryin' to kill us."
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"- Tryin' to kill you? - Good heavens!"
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"- You're nuts! - I've never hurt a flea or a fly."
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"I've seen her shoot a deer once though."
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"I never. I would never shoot little Bambi sipping water in a pond."
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"- Be honest. - What is it?"
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"Y'all in the Ku Klux Klan?"
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"- That's what she wanna know. - Get outta here!"
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"Heavens no. Why would she..."
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"We used to play this game, all right?"
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"Buddy and I, when we were young, he would..."
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"It was called the Ghost and the Damsel."
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"And he would blindfold me."
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"Then he'd put a sheet above himself..."
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"and then I would have to search about..."
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"Mama!"
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"I am sorry, Conner."
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"- That's just nasty. - Sorry, Son."
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"- But I like it. - I know."
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"That is so inappropriate."
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"You two need to learn how to respect my daughter's house."
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"- Eileen, you might wanna let that go. - No."
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"They come in here taking advantage of her..."
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"eating her food, and they're acting like they own the place."
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"Well, I don't like..."
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"- Mama... - that you..."
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"Mama, sit down."
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"Excuse me?"
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"I can deal with a lot of things. They know it."
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"But this is downright wrong..."
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"and now I am getting very upset!"
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"Why would you plant his memory tree on my daughter's land..."
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"and how was I supposed to know that?"
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"Oh, I don't know."
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"Maybe because it had a yellow ribbon around it?"
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"That doesn't mean anything."
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"In most countries, in most places, to sane-thinking people..."
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"Now you just calm down, missy. Okay?"
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"- Mama, calm down. - Put your finger down..."
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"or I will cut it off and deep-fry it!"
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"You need to leave my daughter's house."
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"- Mama, stop it! Stop! - No!"
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"Eileen, you need to stop right now, honey."
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"What are they doing here anyway? Tomorrow is Christmas!"
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"They are not your family!"
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"- Let's get out of here. - No, hold up."
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"Come on back here. Ain't nobody going nowhere."
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"Madea, whose side are you on?"
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"- Let 'em leave. - No, I'm on the side of right."
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"- That's the side I'm on. Lacey? - Yes."
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"- Tell your mama. - What? Tell me what?"
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"Spit it out before I punch you, put your teeth down your throat!"
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"Mama... Conner and I are married."
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"- Catch her. - Get the defibrillator."
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"Lacey. Your father."
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"I know, Mama. I know he was murdered by a white man, but..."
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"- What happened? - What?"
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"My father was killed by a white man on Christmas Eve..."
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"trying to protect my mother's honor."
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"- That's awful. - Good Lord."
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"- Who told you that? - Mama."
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"Eileen, you oughta be ashamed... Child, that's some straight-up bull..."
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"Madea!"
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"Your daddy wasn't killed by no white man."
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"He left your mama for a white woman when you was two..."
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"- What? - Yes, years ago."
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"Good show."
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"Glee? Mama, is this true?"
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"Lacey, I am so disappointed in you."
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"Look at her trying to turn it around on you."
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"Well, that went well."
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"At least she didn't have another heart attack."
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"- Another one? - Yeah, Madea."
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"Didn't you know that my mother had a heart attack last year?"
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"Your mama lied to you. She had gas."
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"Got to the doctor, she was clutching her heart and the pearls."
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"Got there, doctor say it's gas."
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"- Wait, what? - They put one of them rods up there."
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"Came flowing out like the River Jordan and that was it. It was all over."
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"Put it in there, come out sounding like brakes coming out of..."
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"The air pressure coming out of one of them big rigs."
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"There it is. Then they tell her she had heartburn."
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"- She didn't have no heart attack. - She had heartburn?"
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"She needs some of that Prilosec OTC."
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"She been manipulating you. She as healthy as an ox."
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"Well, that woman's a pretty pissed off ox."
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"Don't get behind her."
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"Yeah, her farts can spell her name, they so bad."
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"- Mama, he got her fired. - That's all right. I'm upset too."
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"We should go, boy. We got work to do."
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"You don't know what's going on here, Bailey."
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"I know you don't like people 'cause of the way they look."
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"It ain't fair. She's nice to me."
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"Don't you ever..."
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"You hear me?"
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"He is right, and you know it."
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"She made a deal with the devil."
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"This child still sitting out there. That's just crazy as hell."
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"Where y'all going?"
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"Well, Miss Media, we're gonna bring her..."
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"My name is Madea, honey."
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"We're gonna bring her hot chocolate to warm her hard, hard heart."
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"Hot chocolate does wonders. It's delicious."
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"That's what got y'all in trouble, the hot chocolate."
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