Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from A Madea Christmas (2013)

"You're used to that. Hell, his mama breast-fed him until he was in ninth grade."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Shut your mouth! Ninth grade? Her nipples ought to have corrosion."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Yeah. That's right. You ought to see them things."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Dad, stop it. Come on."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Y'all, sometimes I just think I'm not cut out for this."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Well, hey, it's just a nipple!"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Well, hey, farming's hard, Son."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Yes, farming's hard. You know what else is hard?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Keeping up a lie..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"'cause the longer you let it live, the harder it is to kill."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Ain't that right? - You got that right."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"You're a smart woman."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- What are you talkin' about? - What am I talkin' about?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"You wanna tell Eileen, or you want me to tell her y'all together?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Daddy! - Hey, I didn't say nothin'."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Who told you? - You just did."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Whole body language. Tensed up."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I see the way you look at her, the way she look at you."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Y'all need to say something. - It's not me. I wanna tell her."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"It's Lacey. She says she doesn't think she can handle it."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"She gonna clutch the pearls and die."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"But we'll get a defibrillator. She'll be all right."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"But it's all right. Y'all just dating."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Dating?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"They're married."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Oh, she dead."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Dead. Lord have mercy, that's going to kill her."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Lacey said she's gonna tell her on Christmas."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"She fixin' to kill her mama on Christmas Day?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- What kind of Christmas present is that? - Oh, damn."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Y'all better have some nitroglycerin or something."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"That's a damn shame. Gonna kill that woman on..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Hell, I'm stuck in the mud."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Hell, this ain't mud!"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- You all right? - I done fell in bull..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Keep going. Help each other out."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Oliver called and told the mayor..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"that we couldn't have any references to the nativity or Jesus."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- What? - The sponsors don't want it."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"No. No, something is wrong. I'll call him."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Well, the mayor wants to see you now."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Come on. - Okay."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Who does he think he is?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"All right! That's enough!"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"One at a time!"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I'm very upset."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"She is trying to take Christ out of Christmas."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"You see what happened when they took prayer out of schools."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"We did."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Wilbur, what does it say?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Well, the contract says... no nativity."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"No Jesus reference whatsoever."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Not even a little drummer boy."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Unbelievable."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Why didn't it say that the first time you read it?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Well, it was in the small print."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I didn't have my glasses on."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- This is awful! - Wait."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Let me call Oliver. How about that?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"All righty. You go right ahead."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Okay."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Hello?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Hi Oliver. - Hey. Guess you talked to the mayor."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Yes, we are all here on speakerphone."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Yeah, I don't see what the big deal is."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"They want it to be called Holiday Jubilee instead of Christmas."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Yeah, and they don't need references to religious figures."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"How do we talk about Christmas without talking about Jesus?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Yeah, how do we? - It happens all the time,"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Santa Claus is okay."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Make it about Santa Claus and not about the birth of Christ."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"And the songs for the Jubilee should be about everything but Christ."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Sing songs like Here Comes Santa Claus, White Christmas."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"White Christmas."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- It don't snow here! - That's right."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Yes, you did."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I am a Christian, and this is some bull..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"The heads of the company are coming down on a private jet..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"To be filmed with the school at the Jubilee,"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I did you a favor here, and this will ruin me."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"You can't do this to me now."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I can't just turn them around. You have to figure this one out."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- You hold on there, son. - That's right. You get it straight."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"With all due respect, Mr. Mayor, you got the money and we have a deal."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Give him his money back. - Yeah."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- We spent it. - Yeah."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- On what? - The Jubilee!"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Listen, I'm sorry, but we're coming."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I'll see you tomorrow."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Move, move. Now, watch out."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Well, now this is a fine mess you've gotten us into."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"She should be fired."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Now hold on a second. - Mr. Mayor..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"have you heard?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"We were talking about the changes they want made."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Sheldon Construction. - What?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"The same folks..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"that built a dam to save Jasper and left us without a river."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"We don't care what the hell you meant. Do we?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- No. - I didn't think so."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"You brought an awful situation here."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Get out of here and let us handle it."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Go back to wherever you come from. - Now hold on."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"You do not have to talk to her like that."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Mr. Mayor."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Do it."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Lacey, I'm sorry. - There we go."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I understand."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"You believe that? Sheldon."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"You all do your homework, okay?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"And... be good for your new teacher."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Where are you going?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I made a mistake..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"and now I have to leave."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I don't think there's gonna be a Christmas Jubilee this year."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"You always remember that."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Okay? - Yes, ma'am."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"You all are."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I'll see you."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- I'm so sorry. - It's fine."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
Show more clips