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Clips from A Madea Christmas (2013)

"I'm gonna sleep with one eye open tonight."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Yes. Oh, Lord, my poor daughter, she's so naive."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"She don't know what's going on. She don't have a clue."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Them people are not in the Klan."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"You put all of this stuff in front of that door."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I go to the bathroom, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 12 times a night..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"and if I laugh too hard, I squirt pee."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"You got to move that stuff."
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"What this?"
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"Conner, I'm sorry."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Can I ask you something? - What's that?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- Are you ashamed of me? - No."
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"Then why won't you tell her?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I've never let my mother down my entire life. Okay?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I've done everything she wanted. Always."
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"And this is the first time I've done something that I want."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Conner, it's gonna break her heart."
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"You gotta understand that."
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"You have to understand how this makes me feel."
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"- Are you coming to bed? - You mean the sofa, right?"
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"You know the walls are thin."
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"My patience is getting there with this."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"And I told her, You better get the hell on out the way."
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"Lord, that was funny. Your mama was something else."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Three little eggs."
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"Mama, it's fine."
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"Would you like some coffee, Conner?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I can give you a few pointers if you want to."
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"- Yeah, that would be great. - Okay, great."
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"All right. I'll be outside if y'all need me."
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"What kind of farmhand don't know about farmin'?"
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"Wait. Why are you always defending him?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"'Cause she like him."
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"Over my dead body will she end up with somebody like that."
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"Somebody like what?"
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"I don't wanna talk about it. We don't make those kind of jokes, okay?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Hush up, Dragon Lady. Hush the hell up."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"If she like him, she like him. That's all that is. Just hush."
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"Excuse me. Good morning, y'all."
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"This room brings back so many memories."
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"Smells like farm."
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"Good morning, Miss Mandela."
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"Madea, honey. Hi, sweetheart."
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"Mrs. Williams, would you like some coffee?"
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"- I'm gonna get it myself. - Don't you have to go to school?"
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"Actually, I do. I'm on my way. I'll talk to you later."
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"Bye, Miss Mandela."
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"I had such a crazy, crazy-ass dream last night."
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"- Really? - Yeah. What are you cooking?"
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"- Can I help? I'm good in the kitchen. - No, I don't need your help."
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"Eileen!"
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"I understand. I like to cook alone myself sometimes too."
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"- Thank you. - All right then."
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"- Thank you. - Okay."
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"You oughta be ashamed of yourself."
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"That ain't being Christian, being that mean to that woman."
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"I don't eat food from the KKK."
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"That woman ain't in no KKK. Hush that foolishness. Hell."
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"- I love you, Son. - Love you too."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Stay warm, okay?"
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"- Stop babying him. - You need to start babying him."
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"What's the matter with you?"
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"You did not need to be so mean to that woman yesterday."
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"I know what's the best for Bailey, and that's keeping this place running."
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"He can learn something in school."
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"Maybe become something more than the two of us."
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"Yeah? Well, school is gonna have to wait."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Gotta get these poinsetters sold."
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"Think I'm gonna go down to Harrisburg. Try sell 'em over there."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"If you would have talked to Lacey, you would've found out..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"that she has got sponsorship for the Jubilee, so it is happening."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"So you can sell your poinsettias at the Jubilee."
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"- Who's the sponsor? - I don't know."
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"Who does she think she is?"
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"What you mad for, huh?"
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"The Jubilee is happening."
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"We don't need her help. She ain't from around here."
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"- Well, that's just plain dumb. - You watch your back talk, Amber."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"And you watch your front talk, Tanner."
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"- Hi. - Hey."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Heard about the sponsorship?"
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"Yeah, just found out about it."
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"- We got a problem. - What's that?"
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"Sponsor is Sheldon Construction."
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"Same Sheldon Construction that built the dam that put us all out of business?"
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"- That's the one. - Hell no. You see?"
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"Unbelievable."
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"Child, these nipples so tough, you need a mammogram."
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"Don't look at me like that."
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"Hey there."
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"- How are ya? - Thems pigs was starving to death."
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"I slopped them, and I've been trying to get milk for Eileen."
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"- She's in there trying to cook something. - Look, he's trying."
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"- We sure do appreciate you helpin'. - No. That's fine."
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"I'll show him how to do it when he come out of that laboratory thing."
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"No, he ain't doing that. Look, he's a smart kid, you know."
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"He just, well..."
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"I'm out on the road a lot, you know, and..."
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"I tell you what, it broke my heart to be gone so much..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"but I just kind of feel a little guilty about the way he turned out."
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"- How he turn out? - Kind of passive, I guess."
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"Kind of lets people walk all over him."
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"I mean, he used to get beat up a lot in school, bullied."
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"- Oh, he's soft. - He's soft."
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"This kid, Tanner, used to beat him up all the time."
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"And he still lives here, that Tanner."
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"When a person gets tired of a bully, they handle it, you understand?"
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"You shut it down and you realize that you ain't gonna deal with it no more."
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"- Boy, that's the truth. - Gotta wait for that."
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"- Yeah? - It was all good stuff."
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"That one, she just will not let you milk her."
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"- The black-and-white one? - Yep."
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"There's a reason why you couldn't get milk from the black-and-white one, son."
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"Don't answer that."
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"You serious, trying to milk a bull?"
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"Son, you got to slop them pigs early in the morning."
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"Then you gotta milk these cows 'cause they nipples is tough."
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"And you can't be gentle. You got to pull them nipples."
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"You got to pull them things. Pull 'em hard."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Pull 'em. Pull 'em. Pull 'em."
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