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Clips from A Madea Christmas (2013)

"for telling the story about the rabbis and the black dude?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"It's hilarious!"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I do too. She likes to hang."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"No, ain't gonna be no hanging around here now."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"No, he didn't mean that. He meant that..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"You calm the hell down? You are so politically correct."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"They're having fun. I'm having fun too."
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"I knew she knew that. Let me ask you this."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Do you know Oprah?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Honey, I told you..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"all black folk don't necessarily know each other."
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"- Could've fooled me. - Do I look like Paul Bunyan or what?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Actually, you sure in the hell do. And the Jolly Green Giant too. Ho-ho-ho."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Whew!"
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"I think the tree..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"would look good right here."
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"I think it would look really pretty right here by the window..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"That's where we had it every year."
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"- And who are you? - That's a pretty tree."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"That's Kim and that's Buddy. These are Coroner's parents."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"This is Eileen. I wanna scream. I mean, Eileen."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Trees are for the family, not for strangers."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"What the hell these people doing here?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Really? That is just like my daughter."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I raised you right."
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"My daughter has always been good with helping the help."
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"- Where you staying? - We're thinking of staying here."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Yeah. We drove all the way up from Louisiana..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"to spend Christmas with Conner and Lacey."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"but we'll make do."
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"Madea and I will share a room."
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"You, Buddy and..."
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"Kim, take another room..."
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"- and Carver... - Conner."
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"- That's what I said. - Conner."
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"Yes, Carver, you can take the sofa."
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"Okay. I just..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"So many memories just coming back to me bein' here."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"To tell you, Lacey, my mama, she loved this place. She did."
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"I'm so happy you all came back here to take care of it."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Well, my daughter's paying the mortgage..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"so I hope you bring in a crop this year."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"That dam up north caused a lot of problems this year for the farmers."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"But Conner, he's got him a new strain of corn that takes less water."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I studied agriculture at New York State."
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"Is that where you two met?"
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"Yeah. He's brilliant."
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"Gets it from his old man. Runs in the genes."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"At the science of it, not so much the farming."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"So genius, little Einstein, little Stephen Hawkins."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"We used to call him Smarty Britches when he was little."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"If you put some Viagra in that tree's water, it'll stay up all year."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"You better put some Viagra in your water. See what happen with your tree."
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"- All right, let's decorate. - No, thank you. I can manage."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I brought some decorations from Atlanta..."
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"and I work at one of the finest department stores..."
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"Where did you get this tree?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I mean, you have a beautiful Christmas tree..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"right outside the kitchen window and none in the house."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"What's wrong?"
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"Please don't tell me that's your granddaddy's tree."
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"Mama, was there a yellow ribbon wrapped around that tree?"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Yes, and I cut it off."
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"Excuse me. Excuse me."
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"What happened? What?"
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"My mama planted that tree..."
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"in memory of my granddaddy."
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"Well, how was I supposed to know that?"
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"This doesn't make any sense. Lacey."
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"Did these people come when you bought this land?"
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"This is your land now. You can do what you want to with it."
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"Excuse me."
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"You don't look so good."
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"Feeling a little light-headed."
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"Well, sit down then. Sit down."
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"Okay."
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"It's all these strange people in this house, that's what it is."
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"It ain't them people, it's you! Hell, you!"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"You lost your damn mind. You done lost your damn mind!"
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Anytime you see somebody with a yellow ribbon on the tree, Eileen..."
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"Don't you know what that means?"
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"Everybody in the USA knows what a memoriam is..."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"when you see a yellow ribbon on a damn tree."
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"You work on my nerves."
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"That poor woman is probably crying 'cause you cut down her daddy's tree."
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"What wrong with you, cutting down her daddy's tree?"
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"You know what's gonna happen? I'm gonna make this plain."
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"You're gonna go to bed, slip into a coma..."
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"I did it. It's Christmas, damn it!"
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"I don't like it. It's wrong."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I can't pretend to be somebody. I'm not an actress. I'm not Reba."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Maybe we should just leave. Let's pack up and leave tomorrow."
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"No, we're not going back home. We're staying here."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"she cuts down my daddy's memory tree and acts like she doesn't even care!"
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"Honey, I know. It stinks. I get it."
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"I want that tree. I want my daddy's tree. What about our son?"
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"Conner just stands there and doesn't say anything back to this woman."
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"He's just pretending, just saying nothin' to this woman."
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"Sweetheart, you know our kid. He can't tell no to anybody."
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"Let him figure it out."
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"- You want some of this? - No, not now."
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"- You know you want some of this. - I don't. It's too much for me."
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"Remember that game we played when we was kids?"
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"- Mystery Date? - No, the Ghost and the Damsel."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"We are not playing... This is not the time or the place. Don't you dare."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Go take a cold shower and get off of me."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"Go throw some milk on that thing."
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"one of my bags here."
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"- You think she noticed me? - Yes!"
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"- Yes! - Oh, damn."
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"You got to read this, this is pretty good."
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"Eileen, what you doin'?"
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"He's in the Ku Klux Klan."
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"Them people are not in no Ku Klux Klan."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"I saw the Klan today. That ain't the Klan."
A Madea Christmas (2013)
"- They probably trying to make up the bed. - I know the Klan when I see it."
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"- Yes, he is. - Always jump to conclusions."
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"No, baby. No."
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"I know what I saw."
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"Eileen, you gonna get your pressure up."
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