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Clips from Swiss Army Man (2016)

"[music fades]"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"What?"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"[gagging]"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"[panting]"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"[gases rumbling]"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"Holy shit."
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"I really thought for a moment that..."
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"[humming a tune]"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"[resumes humming]"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"[farts]"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"[resumes humming]"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"♪ Bra-da, bra-da ♪"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"Wait! Wait for me! Wait for me!"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"Go! Go! Go!"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"[harmonizing continues]"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"[harmonizing fades]"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"when he allowed me to ride him like a jet ski,"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"and maybe your soul leaving you?"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"Why am I talking to you?"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"[chime rings] Please work."
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"[singer vocalizing]"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"[chime rings]"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"[panting] [music playing]"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"Oh. You see that?"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"Everybody's gonna want to hear our story,"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"[farting continues]"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"Hello?"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"Help."
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"[grunts]"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"♪ Rescued ♪"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"♪ I thought I was rescued ♪"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"Let me eat you."
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"[moans]"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"Thanks for your help, kind of."
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"No, you asshole. Stop it."
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"Water! Water!"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"[gasps]"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"[snorts]"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"[swallows]"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"[singer vocalizing]"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"Mahn... ehh."
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"Hiiii."
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"[gasps] Hello."
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"[sighs] [sputters]"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"- [sputters] - Stop mumbling, please."
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"[music stops]"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"I sound like my dad."
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"Okay, buddy."
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"[groans]"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"But I sound retarded."
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"- [crack] - Hey."
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"How you saved me?"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"- Anything? - Hey, what is that?"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"Oh, that, no. I..."
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"What is home?"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"It's normally full of these things called cheese puffs."
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"Thought maybe I could tap into some sense memory or something,"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"The camera pushes in."
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"I don't know Jurassic Park."
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"Manny..."
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"This is from home, where all the other people are."
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"It's everything people don't want, so we hide it."
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"Well, that's broken."
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"That's empty."
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"This is you."
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"- Yeah! - We do all this stuff,"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"What's that?"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"That's poop."
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"Everybody reads about it when they're a kid."
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"- Do they hide them? - Yeah."
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"or maybe you were a special genetically engineered soldier"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"who was cryogenically frozen and sent back in time to save me"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"Oh, Super Manny, save me!"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"Yeah. And that's why I need you to help me get home."
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"Back in civilization, there's 7 billion other living people on the planet"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"you wanna spend the rest of your life with,"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"I'm lost!"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"You know, it used to be..."
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"Well..."
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"her name might have been... Jessie."
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"[heartbeat stops]"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"unless you were throwing one of your awesome parties."
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"nothing big, and-and you'd have twins,"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"Manny, I think my love story is bringing you back to life!"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"- It's moving! - What's happening?"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"- What is that? - It's alive!"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"Let's just take this away for a second."
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"Okay."
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"Holy shit."
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"[birds chirping]"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"[both humming]"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"Remember when you put that cork in my butt?"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"It's kinda like sex."
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"- But by yourself? - Yeah."
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"Masturbating makes people happy?"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"Manny, people aren't supposed to talk about this stuff."
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"Well, I guess parents don't like knowing"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"uh, it expends energy,"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"both in the-in the orgasm"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"And then my mom saw that I was crying,"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"and, that way, we could die on the exact same day and never be apart."
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"I think she was trying to be funny."
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"Ah, it's not funny."
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"you think about your mom."
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"Ah, Manny, no. That's weird."
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"So when I say that I can't masturbate"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"But that's fun. Making people laugh is great."
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"you have to change schools, and it's-it's not fun."
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"Hank, when I masturbate, I'm gonna think about your mom."
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"- I'm just trying to help. - Well, you're not,"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"Manny, hey."
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"Manny, I'm sorry I got upset."
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"Focus. Are we going the right way?"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"I need you, your special compass."
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"[sighs]"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"Okay."
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"- I'm scared of whatever took that poop. - But why, though?"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"Because only huge, scary things take poops that big."
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"[animal roars]"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
"Aah! Manny, run!"
Swiss Army Man (2016)
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