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Clips from Seinfeld - The Big Salad (S06E06)

"I find it fascinating, when you go in the stationery store..."
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"Move a refrigerator, there's a couple there."
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"...because it's so humiliating. I don't have a pen."
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"- It's a mechanical pencil. - Oh, I know the Rolamech 1000."
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"They're pretty expensive."
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"...but I would be happy to order it for you."
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"And your number?"
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"I wonder if any woman ever said that about Einstein."
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"Why does Mr. Pitt prefer a pencil to a pen anyway?"
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"Elaine, Julie."
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"- Hi. - Oh, hi. Elaine's my middle name."
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"Oh, well, that's very mature."
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"So you gonna be upstairs? See you in a little while."
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"It's embarrassing for them."
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"It's painful for us to watch."
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"Why does that name sound familiar?"
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"We're face to face, like a manager and an umpire."
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"...which I find fascinating."
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"...H-E-R-B-E-R-T..."
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"Hello."
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"Okay, fine. Whatever."
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"Okay, goodbye."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"Hey."
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"- Here's your big salad. - Thank you, Julie."
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"So I guess I better get going."
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"- Okay, I'll see you later. Bye-bye. - Bye-bye."
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"Well, that all depends."
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"Did you happen to notice that Julie handed the big salad to Elaine?"
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"I bought the big salad."
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"Obviously."
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"...former baseba/ star Steve Gendason has been tak en..."
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"...at 2759 Amsterdam Avenue."
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"...Gendason had been inv o/ved in a dispute with the c/eaner..."
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"...a groundsk eeper at Van Cort/andt go/f course..."
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"- Jerry. - Well, it had nothing to do with you."
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"...to murder a dry cleaner. I wouldn't worry about it."
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"It was very good. Actually, it was too big."
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"Because, you know, she handed you the bag."
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"You thanked her, even though..."
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"She just happened to hand it to you. But it's no big deal."
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"Just a small miscommunication whereby you thanked her..."
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"...instead of the person actually responsible..."
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"Come on. Let's go out."
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"They know we're on a date. They're making fun."
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"Come on. It's embarrassing."
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"No, she's not here."
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"No, I don't know what time she might be coming back."
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"Have fun."
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"- Just a few times. - Why?"
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"- I liked him. - You liked Newman?"
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"Do you understand? He, Newman..."
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"...Newman stopped seeing her."
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"...as disturbing as that is..."
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"...but why did he, Newman, stop seeing her?"
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"- Hi, Julie. - How are you, Elaine?"
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"- Who is it? - It's Jerry."
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"No, we can't. My skin is crawling just being inside your little rat's nest."
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"She wasn't my type."
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"- Well, how come? - She just didn't do it for me."
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"If a player cleans his ball during play of a hole..."
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"...except on the putting green, he shall incur a penalty of one stroke."
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"- That's the rule. - It's just a friendly game."
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"- Why are you always such a stickler? - That's the way I was raised."
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"When I was growing up, I had to be in bed every night by 9:00."
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"He said he brought his pants to Pinkus', and they came back stained..."
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"...with some kind of dry-cleaning fluid."
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"And Pinkus denied responsibility."
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"Hey, let me ask you a question."
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"She's a natural beauty. No makeup? I like that."
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"I think I could have played with dolls if there were dolls in the house."
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"It seems like fun to me."
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"...about how she'd better hurry up and leave or you'd make her buy lunch..."
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"I'm not following."
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"Did she?"
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"...that even though you handed her the big salad, that it came from me?"
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"That's what I'm suggesting."
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"Well, it was a big salad."
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"...who has virtually nothing to do with the big salad..."
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"George, all I did was hand someone a bag."
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"It's just that my boss is very demanding..."
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"- Yes. - Well, again, I'm just awfully sorry."
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"And...?"
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"I told you, he stopped calling me."
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"Kiss me."
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"I'm not treating you to lunch anymore!"
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"Hello?"
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"And we have gotten an identification on the driver of the vehic/e."
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"Okay, sir. And what's your name?"
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"My name is Kramer. You know who I am, damn it!"
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"- I told you not to take the turnpike. - I thought we would blend in."
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"- Then we would've had bridge traffic. - Just drive."
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"To me, murder doesn't even really seem like that great of a revenge."
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"Constantly calling them and hanging up when they pick up the phone."
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"...when they're putting him in the patrol car."
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"...that they're manufacturing millions of pens constantly."
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"I've used up maybe two of them. Where's the rest of them?"
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"But that doesn't account for it. Where are all the pens?"
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"That's why it's embarrassing if you don't have one."
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"You got a pen? Can I borrow a pen? We always have to whisper..."
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"I know. Where are they?"
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"Yeah, hi. I'm looking for a Rolamech 1000."
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"No, I'm sure you do."
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"Well, it's for my boss."
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"What do you do?"
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"Whatever."
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"Well, we don't have any in stock right now..."
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"Just give me your phone number..."
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"...and when it comes in, I'll give you a call."
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"Elaine."
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"- And your last name? - It's just Elaine. Like Cher."
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"It's KL5-2390."
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"Okay. Thanks a lot."
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"- Why did you give him my number? - Don't worry about it."
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"I think he got ideas."
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"Hey, look who's here."
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"Hey."
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"- Hi, Jerry. - Hi, Julie."
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"Hey, wanna get some lunch?"
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"Just had a big bowl of Kix."
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