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Clips from The Mick - The Buffer (S01E01)

"And the more that I think about it, it's not the worst thing"
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"I can't have kids... I can always adopt."
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"I would not wish that on any"
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"abandoned child in the world."
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"Psst, Mickey. She's coming."
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"- Yeah? - She's coming, she's coming."
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"All right, play it cool. We're going to make her look"
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"like a real scumbag."
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"- She is going to freak. - Yeah."
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"- Hi, everybody. - Hey."
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"Uh, so, Kai and I, we have some news."
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"Okay, what is the news?"
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"I don't really know how to say this, so I'm just gonna..."
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"- put it out there. - Go for it."
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"I'm pregnant."
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"There we go. The first dilution"
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"of the Pemberton bloodline."
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"Well, this is shocking."
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"I had zero ideas about this."
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"Who would ever know this to be true? Shame, shame."
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"As you can see, we are shocked, okay,"
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"and you are a moron, Sabrina."
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"How could you do this? I told you this was going to happen."
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"You were right. I'm a big stupid idiot."
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"My whole life is ruined."
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"What did you do to our little girl, you son of...?"
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"No, no, no, no, no, no. Stop it. No, no, no."
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"It's a... sorry. You guys, I'm sorry."
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"This is a big misunderstanding."
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"And we're going to have a baby."
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"How cool is that? Hmm?"
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"and a whole friggin' house to put it all in."
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"I mean..."
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"you know what?"
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"Screw it."
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"- What the hell is happening? - Ma'am!"
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"Sabrina Pemberton,"
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"Will you marry me, baby?"
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"Yes, I will marry you."
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"Okay, great. Yeah, that's the thing I was going to say"
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"is that she's not pregnant."
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"- That's good. - What?"
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"She's not pregnant. You're not pregnant."
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"- What do you mean? - Alba and I..."
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"I can't... it's gone off the rails a bit."
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"I'm not really sure..."
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"Yes, you're welcome."
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"Wait, for what?"
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"Well, if you didn't do that, I never would've found out"
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"what an amazing man Kai is."
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"- What? - More than anything."
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"Yeah, that's the same thing, though."
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"You hear that? It's kind of the same thing."
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"♪ Sabrina's getting married ♪"
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"Wait..."
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"Sabrina's getting married?"
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"Okay, what the hell's going on with this one?"
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"Huh? I'm happy and sad..."
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"and mad."
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"Even your magic pills couldn't help."
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"Are you talking about my birth control?"
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"That's not good, because Jimmy and I have been... a lot."
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"- Uh... - I'm gonna be a dad."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Babe, do you need anything?"
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"Oh, yeah, you are."
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"I've kissed girls, okay? I kiss... I kiss mad girls!"
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"Your sister's getting fu... rniture... delivered."
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"Are you serious?"
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"when I'm hearing the noises, you know what I mean?"
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"I could've closed the deal."
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"I-I did what you said. I played to my strengths,"
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"I miss the days girls were blasting me in the junk."
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"Look at this."
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"They're..."
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"Please stop! Just stop it."
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"What? Oh."
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"Whoa..."
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"Babe, babe, look at me, okay. Listen to me, I love you."
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"Yeah, yeah, yep."
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"What are you two doing?"
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"I think I got to stop drinking on school nights, you know?"
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"- Yeah, well, that's the thing. - Ma'am!"
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