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Clips from Please Like Me - Horrible Sandwiches (S01E01)

"The funeral was so beautiful."
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"You know, I... I just love my mum so much."
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"I have no idea what I'd do if she died."
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"Niamh, you need to listen to me."
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"I'm not sure why you thought it was ok to come to the wake."
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"I mean, I get the impression from the others that you weren't actually invited."
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"So perhaps you should go."
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"I mean, honestly, it's a little bit embarrassing."
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"Would you like some tea, Rose?"
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"Yes, thank you, Geoffrey. That'd be good."
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"I hear you ride bikes."
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"You into bikes, are you?"
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"Yeah, ride a Harley."
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"Sooner or later, every arsehole gets one."
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"No offence, mate."
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"What do you ride?"
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"Oh, look, I just bought this beat-up old Honda"
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"You make your bike disposable like your woman, eh?"
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"What?"
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"I sat next to a Thai girl once, and I was thinking,"
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""Don't get an erection. Don't get an erection.""
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"She did."
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"- No offence, mate. - No."
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"- Mae's a nice piece. - A what?"
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"Hey, I've been to Thailand."
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"They go, don't they? You're a lucky man."
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"I was thinking of bringing a bar girl home myself,"
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"but I thought, no, people would judge."
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"Now, you fuckin' listen to me. Mae is not a bar girl. I met her on a plane."
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"So you say another word about Mae and I'll knock your fuckin' block off."
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"Come on, pal. Come on, fight me, eh!"
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"Fight me like a man."
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"Any time."
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"You ok?"
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"Yep. Yep..."
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"Yep."
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"Who are you going to fight, hmm?"
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"Old man."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Are you ok? Are you ok?"
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"I'm fine. I'm fine."
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"Um, do you need to talk about it?"
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"- Stop! - It's good. It's good. It's ok."
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"♪ Happy birthday to you ♪"
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"♪ Happy birthday to you ♪"
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"♪ Happy... ♪"
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"Are you ok, Josh, mate?"
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"Very well, thanks, Rod."
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"Maybe everyone should just go back to the kitchen for a bit."
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"Yes. Uh, good idea."
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"I would quite like a piece of cake."
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"There."
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"Just try to not touch the bottom when you cut it,"
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"'cause I don't want you to have to kiss me."
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"Of course."
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"Hello, Josh."
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"Oh, hey, Mae."
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"Have you had an ok day?"
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"Yes, it is fine. Have you?"
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"Oh, yeah. I think it's been alright."
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"It was pretty fucking weird how we had a birthday cake for you"
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"Yes, it was pretty fucking weird."
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"Your mother is very nice."
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"You know, just a bit hopeless."
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"Hey, don't talk about your mother like that."
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"You should reserve comments like that for your father."
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"We're not going to move to Thailand."
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"Your father shouldn't leave you."
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"You need him."
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"You can move to Thailand. I don't need him."
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"- No, no. - No, please."
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"- Ohh! - Yeah, sometimes life is cruel."
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"Go on."
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"When are you going to your party?"
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"We're just gonna grab the dishes"
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"from the other room before we leave."
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"Oh, no, you guys have done enough. You go off to your party."
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"No, Ma, it's fine, I promise. I don't need to."
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"Oh, Josh, that's nonsense. It's fine, I'm fine."
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"You don't need to babysit me."
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"Oh, come on now. Mae's been patient enough."
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"- I don't mind. - Please! I'm fine."
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"Look, Rod's gonna stay."
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"Mum, I promise. I can stay. It's ok."
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"No, please. Can you just go?"
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"Rod is here. I'm fine."
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"Ok. Well, if that's what you want."
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"- Yes, it's what I want. - Ok?"
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"Ok. Just go, please."
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"Off you go! Mmm!"
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"Bye, Rose."
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"Where have you been?"
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"I got you a birthday present."
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"I didn't want to give it to you at the funeral. I didn't want to distract you."
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"Oh, thanks."
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"and it's not really my thing, so I thought I may as well give it to you."
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"Oh, my God, it's a cuckoo clock."
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"Jesus! Shit, that's awesome."
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"You like that stuff like that, yeah?"
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"So much. I like it so much."
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"Can we set it up now? Please?"
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"I know exactly... I know exactly where."
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"There's a blank piece of..."
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"there's a blank piece of wall that's been infuriating me."
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"I really like you."
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"Ok."
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"Like, I think I really, really like you."
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"Josh, I... I can't."
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"Yes, you can. You can."
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"You're only into me when you're feeling needy and alone."
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"Oh, that's not true."
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"- And when I'm naked, so... - Ok, sure."
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"I mean, I do really like it when you're naked, but that's not the only time."
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"No."
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"I don't think so, but that's..."
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"I guess that's fine."
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"I guess that has to be fine."
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"Ok."
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"Think that might be... think that might be it."
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