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Clips from Please Like Me - Horrible Sandwiches (S01E01)

My aunty just died.

"My aunty just died."

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I think it's... I think it's pretty obvious how I'm feeling.

"I think it's... I think it's pretty obvious how I'm feeling."

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I just don't know how to get the momentum up.

"I just don't know how to get the momentum up."

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I did at my granddad's funeral.

"I did at my granddad's funeral."

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you know, a constructed narrative and sad music.

"you know, a constructed narrative and sad music."

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Hi.

"Hi."

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Yes, I know you booked catering for the wake, but these are for the funeral.

"Yes, I know you booked catering for the wake, but these are for the funeral."

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- Hi, everyone. - Alan.

"- Hi, everyone. - Alan."

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Yeah, I was gonna drop her at the movies before the funeral.

"Yeah, I was gonna drop her at the movies before the funeral."

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No, no, nonsense. Bring her in. Bring her to the funeral.

"No, no, nonsense. Bring her in. Bring her to the funeral."

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I don't mind. I'm comfortable with it. It's ok. It's fine.

"I don't mind. I'm comfortable with it. It's ok. It's fine."

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Oh, no, nonsense. Now, do you eat sandwiches?

"Oh, no, nonsense. Now, do you eat sandwiches?"

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Oh, I can imagine you must be so relieved

"Oh, I can imagine you must be so relieved"

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You're not allowed to swear in church.

"You're not allowed to swear in church."

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You're the only two people rude enough

"You're the only two people rude enough"

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Tell me something to entertain me while we wait, ok?

"Tell me something to entertain me while we wait, ok?"

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I like that song.

"I like that song."

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And now Rose is going to say a few personal words about her aunt.

"And now Rose is going to say a few personal words about her aunt."

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- You'll regret it otherwise. - I can't.

"- You'll regret it otherwise. - I can't."

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- Well, I don't think I should do it. - No, I can't do it.

"- Well, I don't think I should do it. - No, I can't do it."

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So she's written her own eulogy for me to read out.

"So she's written her own eulogy for me to read out."

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but they're all I've got."

"but they're all I've got.""

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I finished all the good parts of my life a couple of decades ago.

"I finished all the good parts of my life a couple of decades ago."

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Hold the handles, please.

"Hold the handles, please."

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Everyone else is inside.

"Everyone else is inside."

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Geoffrey's doing everything.

"Geoffrey's doing everything."

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I know. It's... it's awful.

"I know. It's... it's awful."

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Oh, right.

"Oh, right."

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You know what they say about Harleys and haemorrhoids.

"You know what they say about Harleys and haemorrhoids."

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when Mae and I were in Asia to bike around on.

"when Mae and I were in Asia to bike around on."

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And you know what, she speaks six languages

"And you know what, she speaks six languages"

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Boys. Boys.

"Boys. Boys."

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What's there... to talk about?

"What's there... to talk about?"

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I just need this... I just need this to stop.

"I just need this... I just need this to stop."

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on the day of your aunty's funeral.

"on the day of your aunty's funeral."

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I thought probably she was a bitch, but she is very nice.

"I thought probably she was a bitch, but she is very nice."

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Yeah, no, she's alright.

"Yeah, no, she's alright."

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Hello.

"Hello."

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No, I promise I really... I really don't.

"No, I promise I really... I really don't."

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He going to stay here and he's going to want to see you and talk to you.

"He going to stay here and he's going to want to see you and talk to you."

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I hope you didn't think this was gonna be good news.

"I hope you didn't think this was gonna be good news."

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We can do the party another day.

"We can do the party another day."

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We can stay, if you like.

"We can stay, if you like."

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I got it for you before you broke up with me,

"I got it for you before you broke up with me,"

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So I was thinking maybe we could just ignore the things I said before

"So I was thinking maybe we could just ignore the things I said before"

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No, don't, Josh.

"No, don't, Josh."

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Your call is being connected.

"Your call is being connected."

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... some Baileys.

"... some Baileys."

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And then I regretted it so I vomited it up on purpose.

"And then I regretted it so I vomited it up on purpose."

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Ok. Alright.

"Ok. Alright."

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Come on. Show's over.

"Come on. Show's over."

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Peg?

"Peg?"

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Stay.

"Stay."

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Oh, Jesus.

"Oh, Jesus."

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So, how are you feeling?

"So, how are you feeling?"

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I'm sad.

"I'm sad."

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People keep asking me that, you know?

"People keep asking me that, you know?"

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I really liked her. I grew up with her.

"I really liked her. I grew up with her."

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Ok.

"Ok."

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I haven't cried yet.

"I haven't cried yet."

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I just...

"I just..."

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Really? How?

"Really? How?"

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I don't know. I just kind of faked a crying face and then it became real.

"I don't know. I just kind of faked a crying face and then it became real."

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That sounds just horrible.

"That sounds just horrible."

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I'm sad, you know. I promise I'm sad.

"I'm sad, you know. I promise I'm sad."

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I just don't know how to get it to that level.

"I just don't know how to get it to that level."

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My mum's been crying for three days.

"My mum's been crying for three days."

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It's pretty amazing.

"It's pretty amazing."

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Is that...

"Is that..."

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Is she, like, double depressed?

"Is she, like, double depressed?"

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Yeah, like depressed squared.

"Yeah, like depressed squared."

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Didn't you cry in that documentary about the homeless choir?

"Didn't you cry in that documentary about the homeless choir?"

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Yeah, but it had all, like,

"Yeah, but it had all, like,"

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I guess I just wasn't paying enough attention before Peg died.

"I guess I just wasn't paying enough attention before Peg died."

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John, come here, matey! Come here!

"John, come here, matey! Come here!"

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It'll happen.

"It'll happen."

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Yeah, whatever, though.

"Yeah, whatever, though."

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You know, you cried that time when we saw a little bird.

"You know, you cried that time when we saw a little bird."

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It had lost its parents.

"It had lost its parents."

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I really don't think it had. I think it was just a small bird.

"I really don't think it had. I think it was just a small bird."

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I was very tired.

"I was very tired."

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Hi.

"Hi."

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Oh, there he is, the birthday boy!

"Oh, there he is, the birthday boy!"

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Mwah!

"Mwah!"

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- You ok? - Yep, yeah, look, I'm fine.

"- You ok? - Yep, yeah, look, I'm fine."

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- Today we celebrate Peg's life, ok? - Ok.

"- Today we celebrate Peg's life, ok? - Ok."

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Now, don't think you miss out, young man.

"Now, don't think you miss out, young man."

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Mwah! You are so gorgeous.

"Mwah! You are so gorgeous."

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You know, I wish you were gay. Then you could be my son-in-law.

"You know, I wish you were gay. Then you could be my son-in-law."

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Now, there's a lot to do here.

"Now, there's a lot to do here."

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I've made some sandwiches for the funeral.

"I've made some sandwiches for the funeral."

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I booked catering.

"I booked catering."

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People might get hungry.

"People might get hungry."

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There's not usually food at a funeral, though, is there?

"There's not usually food at a funeral, though, is there?"

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No, not usually, but there will be at this one.

"No, not usually, but there will be at this one."

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There will be delicious sandwiches. Tom, could you give me a hand, please?

"There will be delicious sandwiches. Tom, could you give me a hand, please?"

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Could you slice those up and put them on the trays for me? Thanks.

"Could you slice those up and put them on the trays for me? Thanks."

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- Anything to help. - I'll do some too.

"- Anything to help. - I'll do some too."

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Nonsense! It's your birthday. You don't work on your birthday.

"Nonsense! It's your birthday. You don't work on your birthday."

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I love putting food on trays. Please let me put food on trays.

"I love putting food on trays. Please let me put food on trays."

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Whoa!

"Whoa!"

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Wow, you really took that "wear bright colours" thing to heart, didn't you?

"Wow, you really took that "wear bright colours" thing to heart, didn't you?"

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Rose, I'm... I'm really...

"Rose, I'm... I'm really..."

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Rose, I'm really sorry.

"Rose, I'm really sorry."

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No, no, today is not about being sorry.

"No, no, today is not about being sorry."

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It's about celebrating Peg's life.

"It's about celebrating Peg's life."

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- Yeah, I know. - Ok?

"- Yeah, I know. - Ok?"

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Burying my mum was the hardest thing I've ever done in my life.

"Burying my mum was the hardest thing I've ever done in my life."

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- Yes, well, your mum was... - Elderly.

"- Yes, well, your mum was... - Elderly."

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- Yep. - So, what do you need me to do?

"- Yep. - So, what do you need me to do?"

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No, nothing at all. It's all organised. Peg left very thorough instructions.

"No, nothing at all. It's all organised. Peg left very thorough instructions."

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- Uh, Mae. - Yeah, your girlfriend.

"- Uh, Mae. - Yeah, your girlfriend."

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You didn't leave her in the car?

"You didn't leave her in the car?"

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And there's plenty of food. I made sandwiches. Does she like sandwiches?

"And there's plenty of food. I made sandwiches. Does she like sandwiches?"

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- You can meet her another time. - No, nonsense. Nonsense!

"- You can meet her another time. - No, nonsense. Nonsense!"

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Rose! Rose!

"Rose! Rose!"

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Mee, I'm sorry to startle you.

"Mee, I'm sorry to startle you."

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It's very nice to meet you.

"It's very nice to meet you."

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It's Mae. Rose, hello.

"It's Mae. Rose, hello."

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Um, I am so sorry to hear about your loss.

"Um, I am so sorry to hear about your loss."

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