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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Connie Stevens (S01E01)

"♪ Your kisses are worth waiting for"
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"♪ Don't care to go"
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"♪ I'm home about eight, just me and my radio"
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"♪ Savin' my love for you"
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"♪ Believe me"
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"♪ I don't stay out late"
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"♪ Savin' my love for you"
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"♪ Be-ba-da-bom ♪"
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"Uh, Connie, at last..."
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"...we're alone."
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"You know something?"
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"I think it's terrific being with you."
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"Oh, yeah? (♪ "Close To You" by Burt Bacharach)"
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"♪ Why do stars"
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"♪ Fall down from the skies"
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"♪ Every time"
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"♪ You walk by?"
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"♪ Just like me"
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"♪ They long to be"
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"♪ Close to you"
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"♪ Aaa-aaa-aahh"
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"♪ Close to you"
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"♪ Aaa-aaa-aahh"
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"♪ Close to you"
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"♪ On the day that you were born the angels got together"
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"♪ And decided to create a dream come true"
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"♪ So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of green"
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"♪ And starlight in your eyes of blue"
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"♪ That is why all the girls in town"
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"♪ Follow you around"
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"♪ Ooh, just like me"
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"♪ Close to you"
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"Are you ready, fellas?"
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"♪ Just like me"
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"♪ Close"
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"♪ To"
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"I'd like to get close to Connie Stevens,"
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"but I'm too close to something else."
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"Well, what's that? 90."
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"I'm leaving the show."
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"(Gonzo) Oh, hi, guys. Say, I'm curious. What do you think of him?"
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"Listen, they're talking about me. Well, I will not listen."
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"What do I think of the bear? Why, he's funny."
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"Oh, I think he's just great."
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"Oh, well, I'm glad you like him, too."
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"The bear can barely bear it, folks."
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"OK, Zoot. It's time for your solo."
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"Have you looked over the music?"
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"What else would you do with it?"
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"If I had a match I could put it out of its misery."
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"Trust me, Zoot. This is a great little number."
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"Yeah. What if I refuse to play it?"
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"What if I get a new sax player?"
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"Good thought. Yeah."
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"Forgive me, Charlie Parker, wherever you are."
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"(♪ jazz)"
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"(toot)"
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"(toot)"
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"(toot) (ding)"
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"(toot) (ding)"
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"(ding)"
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"(toot) (ding ding)"
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"(toot) (clunk clunk)"
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"(ding ding)"
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"(thump)"
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"(ding ding ding/ thump thump)"
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"(clunks)"
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"OK. And now, for your amazement and confusion,"
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"The Muppet Show's resident weird person, Gonzo the Great,"
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"whilst playing the 1812 Overture on the violin."
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"Thank you, thank you."
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"This is the tomato plant, and I am the Gonzo."
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"(Gonzo) Whoo! Whee-aaa-hahah! (violin stops)"
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"In fact, it's over."
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"No! Get off me!"
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"(screaming and shouting)"
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"Goodbye, Mr. Frog. Uh, Fozzie? Where are you going?"
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"Oh, I've been hearing what they've been saying about the old bear here,"
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"so I'm going home."
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"I'm leaving the show business."
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"But... Kermit."
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"Bye. If the bear goes, I go."
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"Wha... Gonzo, I never realized!"
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"Oh, boy, oh, boy. OK."
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"OK. The ball is in your court, frog. Uh, wait a minute."
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"Wait a minute, wait a minute. Hold it. Hold it."
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"Listen, Fozzie, when you heard people saying"
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"they were referring to Gonzo's teddy bear, not to you."
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"Teddy bear?"
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"Oh, you mean... Then you really want me to stay on the show?"
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"Of course I want you to stay on the show. You're a star."
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"You're a legend in your own time. Oh!"
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"Oh, I don't know what to say,"
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"except that if you, the frog, want me, the bear, to stay, then..."
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"I just have to have a raise. What?!"
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"Oh, yeah. Yeah. I want an even bigger dressing room and a limousine..."
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"Will you get out of here, Fozzie?!"
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"Thank you, sir. Thank you. Thank you."
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"Yeah, well, like I was saying, Kermit, if the bear goes, the Gonzo goes."
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"OK, OK. You can stay. The teddy bear can stay."
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"Both bears can stay. The Gonzo can stay."
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"Phew!"
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"Sometimes the crown weighs rather heavy"
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"on this little froggy head."
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"(newsreader) Here's a Muppet news flash."
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"Ooh! Oh! Oh!"
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"All the way from Sesame Street, here they are now,"
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"the two and only, Ernie and Bert."
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"Gee, it's really great to be here. Right, Bert?"
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"Uh... Guess so."
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"Well, what's wrong, Bert? Well, I mean, uh..."
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"I feel funny being here."
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"This is a big TV variety show, you know."
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"Well, so? Well, I... I'm no performer."
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"Oh, Bert. A suave, sophisticated showman like you, Bert?"
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"Oh, sure, sure. You see, I know you."
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"You're gonna keep on saying I'm suave and sophisticated,"
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"and then when I start to believe it,"
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"and how floppy arms I have and-and how dull I am."
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"I know you. Oh, Bert, Bert, Bert."
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