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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Connie Stevens (S01E01)

"♪ It's time to put on makeup"
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"♪ That's what I'm here to do"
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"♪ On the most sensational inspirational"
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"♪ Celebrational, Muppetational"
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"♪ This is what we call"
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"(glass breaks)"
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"(applause)"
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"Hey, our special guest star is the beautiful and vivacious Miss Connie Stevens."
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"♪ For a dime you can see Kankakee or Paris"
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"♪ Or Washington crossing the Delaware"
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"♪ Oh, Lydia the champ of them all"
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"♪ She once swept an admiral clear off his feet"
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"♪ And now the old boy's in command of the fleet"
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"No. Have you met my left fist? Hmm?"
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"Of course he loves it. He's the kind of guy who plants poison ivy."
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"to move up to a Raggedy Ann?"
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"to repair that teddy bear."
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"Can I take that to mean "maybe"? Oh!"
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"Why not get rid of him?"
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"But, but Hilda..."
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"Oh."
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"Is a beencey bouncy burger, eh?"
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"to my old boyfriend Jimmy McAfee."
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"Oh, yeah? Your first love, huh? Yeah."
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"♪ I cried a tear"
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"♪ I'd be the lonely one"
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"♪ If you should say we're through"
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"♪ Well, if you want to make me cry"
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"♪ And if you should say goodbye"
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"♪ Why must I be a teenager in love?"
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"Kermit, don't tell me you don't like him either."
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"Did you hear? Only Gonzo likes me."
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"I see they've finally started to class this place up."
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"One, two, three, dip."
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"(screams)"
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"♪ The one I love"
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"♪ Ain't misbehavin'"
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"♪ Like Jack Horner"
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"♪ Don't go nowhere"
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"♪ Believe me"
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"♪ I don't stay out late"
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"♪ Ain't misbehavin'"
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"♪ Don't care to go"
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"♪ I'm home about eight, just me and my radio"
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"♪ Ain't misbehavin'"
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"♪ You ♪"
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"I've had it."
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"Now that I know what people think of me here,"
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"No, no, really. Every time I look at him"
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"he makes me want to laugh and laugh."
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"Kermit thinks it's a disgrace to have him around"
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"and says we ought to get a new one."
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"Well, that'd be nice, too."
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"Yeah. You expect me to play this, man?"
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"What if you and I just get right down to it"
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"and do this little beauty, huh?"
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"(toot)"
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"(ding ding)"
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"(ding)"
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"This act may not last long. (♪ violin)"
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"Well, they're gonna be tied up for a while."
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"they didn't want the bear around here,"
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"Am I laying it on a little too thick?"
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"And now, to Washington DC for a direct call on our hot line."
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"Thank you, thank you, thank you."
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"then you're gonna say how pointy head I have"
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"Bert. The nose is still loose, Bert."
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"Now cut that out!"
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"(scuffling sounds)"
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"And here he is now, that suave, sophisticated showman,"
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"♪ You may see a stranger"
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"♪ You know even then"
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"♪ That somewhere you'll see her"
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"(sighs)"
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"♪ Let her"
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"Ernie, come here. What, Bert?"
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"Did I just make a complete fool of myself?"
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"Thanks a lot, Kermit. This is a lovely surprise. I would like to thank..."
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"(♪ "The Muppet Show" theme)"
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"Yes, it'll drive people to read books."
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"It's The Muppet Show,"
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"with our very special guest star, Connie Stevens."
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"And from Sesame Street, Ernie and Bert."
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"(♪ "The Muppet Show" theme)"
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"♪ It's time to play the music"
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"♪ It's time to light the lights"
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"♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight"
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"♪ It's time to dress up right"
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"♪ It's time to raise the curtain on The Muppet Show tonight"
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"Hey! That Gonzo is so dumb,"
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"he just heard that we're running short of water,"
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"so he wants us to dilute it."
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"♪ To introduce our guest star"
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"♪ So it really makes me happy"
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"♪ To introduce to you..."
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"Miss Connie Stevens!"
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"♪ But now let's get things started"
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"♪ The Muppet Show ♪"
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"Thank you, thank you, thank you, and welcome to The Muppet Show."
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"So we're gonna have a great show for you tonight,"
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"and matter of fact, right now I'd like you to meet another friend of mine."
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"Her name is Lydia. Hit it!"
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"(band plays "Lydia the Tattooed Lady" by Harold Arlen and EY Harburg)"
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"♪ Lydia, oh, Lydia, say, have you met Lydia?"
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"♪ Lydia the tattooed lady"
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"♪ She has eyes that folks adore so"
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"♪ And a torso even more so"
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"♪ Lydia, oh, Lydia, that encyclo-pid-ia"
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"♪ Oh, Lydia the queen of tattoo"
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"♪ On her back is the battle of Waterloo"
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"♪ Beside it the wreck of the Hesperus, too"
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"♪ And proudly above waves the red, white and blue"
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"♪ You can learn a lot from Lydia"
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"♪ La da daa"
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"♪ Da da dum"
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"♪ La da daa"
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"♪ Da da dum"
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"♪ She can give you a view of the world in tattoo"
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"♪ If you step up and tell her where"
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"♪ La da daa"
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