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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Connie Stevens (S01E01)

"♪ Da da dum"
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"♪ Loo doo doo"
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"♪ Doo doo"
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"♪ Lydia, oh, Lydia, say, have you met Lydia?"
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"♪ Oh, Lydia the tattooed lady"
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"♪ When her muscles start relaxing"
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"♪ Up the hill comes Andrew Jackson"
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"♪ Lydia, oh, Lydia, oh, have you met Lydia?"
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"♪ The ships on her hips made his heart skip a beat"
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"♪ For he went and married Lydia ♪"
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"Oh, uh, Piggy. Have you met Lydia?"
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"I love it. I love it."
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"Hilda, Hilda, could I ask a great big favor?"
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"Oh, Gonzo, I'm very busy right now."
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"Oh, but I brought my teddy bear in"
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"just especially for you to repair."
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"Gonzo, aren't you a little old"
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"to carry around a teddy bear?"
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"Really? You think I'm emotionally mature enough"
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"Gonzo, I categorically, absolutely refuse"
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"Oh, come on, Hilda. What do you say, huh?"
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"I say that bear is the worst thing"
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"I have ever seen in this theater."
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"The bear is the worst thing she's ever seen in this theater?"
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"My whole life is flashing before my eyes."
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"(singing in mock Swedish)"
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"English word der Swedish meatballs."
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"Here is der sauce der meatballs."
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"(sings in mock Swedish)"
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"(speaks in mock Swedish)"
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"I serve de burger..."
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"(speaks in mock Swedish)"
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"15-love."
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"Kermit, this is an ultimatum. We sing tonight or else."
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"Kermit's not here, Wayne. Hmm. Hiding from my wrath, no doubt."
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"That's funny. He's not on stage, either."
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"Wanda, no one is on stage. You mean..."
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"Yes. This is our chance. We must grasp it."
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"But this is supposed to be the place for the Connie Stevens spot."
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"Oh, we'll cut the Connie Stevens spot."
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"Who needs the Connie Stevens spot?"
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"Who cares about the Connie Stevens spot?"
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"I can't wait for the Connie Stevens spot!"
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"Well, I thought Kermit was gonna introduce me."
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"And indeed he shall. Hi, Kermit."
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"Hi, Connie. Wow. Hey, listen, gang."
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"I'd like to introduce that indefatigable blonde bundle"
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"of beauty and talent, Miss Connie Stevens."
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"Wow! And that was only your backstage introduction."
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"When you sing your song, I'm gonna pull out all the stops."
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"Aw, thanks, Kermit. You're so kind."
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"Ooh, it was my pleasure."
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"Incidentally, I've been looking at this number you're gonna do,"
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"and I don't remember ever hearing it before."
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"Yeah, well, when I get done with it, you may never hear it again."
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"Listen, it was a big hit back in the '50s."
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"And I would like to dedicate this"
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"He used to sing this to me in his hot rod back in 1956, in the front seat."
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"Sure was a beautiful car."
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"I... I-I meant Jimmy McAfee."
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"Oh, yeah. Jimmy McAfee."
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"Ooh. Kermit, boy, did I love him."
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"He had this long, thick greasy hair, you know,"
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"and he used to wear this big leather jacket."
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"And you know something? If we had saved Jimmy's hair"
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"we wouldn't have any oil shortage today."
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"I can't wait to hear the song."
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"And like I told you earlier, we got a group to back you up."
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"Fantastic! (grunting and roaring)"
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"Is that the group? Yep. You called it."
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"Well, they aren't The Temptations."
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"Delightful."
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"Yeah. Well, I tell you what."
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"I'm gonna go out there"
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"and give you a big 1950s disc-jockey style introduction, OK?"
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"OK. Whoo!"
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"This is Kermit the Frog, your favorite jock,"
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"with all the top tunes of today spinning merrily out your way."
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"Stacks and stacks of wax and wax,"
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"and this is a golden oldie, a blast from the past -"
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"the fabulous Connie Stevens and The Mutations"
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"with a platter that mattered way back in 1956."
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"Let's lock on "Teenager In Love." Connie, you're on!"
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"♪ Each time we have a quarrel"
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"♪ It almost breaks my heart"
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"♪ 'Cause I am so afraid"
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"♪ That we will have to part"
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"♪ Each night I ask the stars up above"
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"♪ Why must I be a teenager in love?"
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"♪ For nobody but you"
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"♪ I'll still go on loving you"
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"♪ 'Cause each night I ask the stars up above"
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"♪ Why must I be a teenager"
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"♪ In love? ♪"
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"Ah, how poignant."
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"I remember being a teenager in love."
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"Yeah, but Queen Victoria wouldn't have you!"
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"Well, what's to like, Gonzo? That bear is the worst."
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"I say let's get rid of him, OK?"
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"Come on, I don't care if he is moldy looking. I like him."
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"And he thinks I'm moldy."
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"(♪ tea dance music)"
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"How do you mean?"
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"They're making the rats wear neckties."
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"...two, three, dip. One, two, three, dip."
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"One, two, three, dip."
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"(screams)"
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"Bruce, this is not a foxtrot."
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"It is to me."
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"(♪ "Ain't Misbehavin'" by Fats Waller)"
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"♪ No one to talk with, all by myself"
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"♪ No one to walk with, but I'm happy on the shelf"
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"♪ Ain't misbehavin'"
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"♪ Savin' my love for you"
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"♪ Sca-da-ba-da-doo"
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"♪ I know for certain"
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"♪ I'm through with flirting, it's just you I'm dreaming of"
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"♪ Savin' my love for you"
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"♪ In the corner"
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"♪ What do I care?"
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