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Clips from Three's Company - Home Movies (S02E02)

"♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪ ♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪"
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"What are you doing? Harry's gonna jump!"
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"♪♪ [ Show Music Ending ] Oh, no! You made me miss the end of the movie!"
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"- "The end"? - Yeah, the next ice age."
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"Why don't you and I..."
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"Hello, Neil. And this is Janet."
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"Well, Neil took me to his film society."
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"Potemkin that weren't in the movie."
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"Well, I thought it was fabulous. I really did."
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"Well, the thing about "Einstein's" films is that... Uh, "Eisenstein.""
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"Everybody in this building minds his own business."
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"Oh, you mean the dirty magazines."
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"[ Sniffing ]"
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"Well, it's half right anyway."
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"This is so terrific. I'll have so much fun with it when I... learn now to use it."
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"Oh, you mean, Popular Mechanics and the Reader's Digest?"
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"Let's see. Yeah. [ Huffing ]"
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"Hold everything. He does not have his makeup on yet."
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"Is something wrong with your face?"
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"Larry, I can't go to the game with you just yet."
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"[ Film: No Audio ]"
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"Well, it wasn't such a good shot, really."
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"That's all you had to do. You want the door open or... Close that door!"
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"I'll shut it. You want me to shut it? Jack! Get out!"
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"[ Doorbell Ringing ]"
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"Well, thank you, Larry. Oh. Sorry."
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"It's why you bought the magazine, remember?"
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"Stanley, tell me something,"
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"Well, flesh color, mostly."
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"Oh, come on, Jack. You're as interested in this as I am."
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"Ow! What are you... [ Whispers ] Chrissy."
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"[ Clicking ] What's he doing?"
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"I'd rather do something we can do together."
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"[ No Audible Dialogue ]"
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"They always show the cartoon before the main feature."
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"♪♪ [ Continues ]"
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"♪♪ [ Ends ]"
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"Hi, Mr. Roper. Hi."
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"♪ Come and knock on our door ♪ ♪ Come and knock on our door ♪"
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"♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪ ♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪"
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"♪ Where the kisses are hers and hers and his ♪"
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"♪ Three's company too ♪"
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"♪ Take a step that is new ♪ ♪ Take a step that is new ♪"
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"♪ We've a lovable space that needs your face ♪"
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"♪ Three's company too ♪"
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"♪ You'll see that life is a ball again ♪"
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"♪ Laughter is calling for you ♪"
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"♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪ ♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪"
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"♪ Three is company too ♪"
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"♪ Down at our rendezvous Three is company too ♪♪"
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"[ Man On TV ] Stand back. You come one step"
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"closer, and I jump. I swear it, I'll jump."
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"[ Woman On TV ] Harry! Harry! Don't jump!"
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"Think of me, the kids. Harry, don't jump! [ Changes Channel ]"
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"Oh, I'm sorry, Janet. Were you watching that?"
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"Jack! Oh, look. [ Woman On TV ] Mary, it's fantastic."
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"- Now they're in commercial! - My life has changed. No matter what I do,"
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"my dentures stay firmly in place."
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"I don't have to be embarrassed to eat things like apples,"
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"candy caramel, corn on the cob."
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"I owe it all to... [ Channel Changes ]"
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"[ Man On TV ] Wonder Glue!"
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"The sticky stuff that sticks and stays stuck."
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"Give that back. Give me it! [ Channel Changes ]"
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"- I'm never gonna know what Harry did. - Oh, come on, Janet."
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"Why are we watching this junk for anyway?"
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"We should be doing something useful with our time before the end comes."
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"I read that the glaciers are advancing upon"
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"us at the rate of a half an inch every year."
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"- Oh, as fast as that, huh? - Yeah."
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"So, while we're waiting, Yeah?"
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"No dice!"
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"It would have been a lovely way to go. [ Clicking ]"
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"Get away from me! Get away from me! Get away! Get away, channel-changer!"
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"I thought it was fabulous. I really did."
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"You're sure you enjoyed it? Oh, I loved it, honestly."
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"Oh, I thought you two were gonna be in bed by now."
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"Not for lack of trying."
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"Well, Neil, this is Jack. Hi, Jack."
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"Hi. Sorry."
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"Well, been doing anything interesting?"
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"They were showing scenes from The Battleship"
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"Two hours of all the footage that Eisenstein left on the cutting room floor."
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"Oh, I think that answers my question."
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"Honestly? Honestly."
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"You really did? I thought it was fabulous, honestly."
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"Honestly? Honestly."
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"I think I'll go make myself some coffee."
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"- So, it was a good evening? - Honestly."
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"Oh, yes, I just love viewing archive material."
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"Oh, yeah, that's right. Chrissy said you were interested in rotten old films."
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"- I didn't say it like that! - Yes, you did."
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"I did not. Actually, it's a good point though, Chrissy."
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"Most of those films are on old nitrate stock. They don't last long."
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"Two hours sounds long enough to me."
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"See, Einstein did the Theory of Relativity."
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"Was that a silent or a talkie?"
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"No, uh, Chrissy, it's... Uh..."
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"Jack, don't you wanna go in the kitchen and help Janet make some coffee?"
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"What for?"
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"Oh, right, yeah. Got ya."
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"I'll leave you two to get it on."
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"I'm sorry. I mean, to get on with it. Oh, there I go again."
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"Look, I'll be in here if you need me."
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"Don't worry. No one will disturb you. Go ahead."
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"[ No Audible Dialogue ]"
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"You see, I have this philosophy..."
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"[ Spraying ] Oh!"
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"Oh-ho-ho!"
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"Stanley!"
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"I wanna have a word with you, Helen."
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"Why are you bringing your tools to bed?"
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"You've been going through my tool chest. There's some things missing in there."
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"They're not dirty. They're art."
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"Yeah, they're full of busts."
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"- What have you done with them? - I tied them in a bundle..."
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"and gave them to the Salvation Army."
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"You what?"
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"Helen, one of these days, you're gonna make me come after you."
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"God knows I try."
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