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Clips from NewsRadio - Retirement (S05E05)

"If there's nothing else, the meeting is adjourned."
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"I mean, eventually we're gonna have to move on"
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"with our lives. What?"
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"Well, I thought I'd like to get back into print journalism."
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"That's right, I did. It was a, uh,"
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"You know, I too have fantasized"
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"Why? Well, I'm leaving tomorrow."
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"Wait a minute."
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"No, no. It's-- It's a cabin."
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"Yes. Very big-ass, sir."
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"Anyway, sir, don't you think"
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"I got rich. I made it here,"
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"Well, sure. I know that--"
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"Oh, sure you can."
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"All right. Uh, standard North American Holstein coming up."
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"My great pleasure, sir. Thanks."
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"I just have a feeling he's serious about this."
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"and get him a gold watch. Something like that."
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"Thank God."
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"Why would Dave do that?"
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"Then why does he criticize my work all the time?"
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"Why doesn't he ever take me camping?"
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"I'm not regular people."
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"Yeah. Actually, that's exact--"
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"It's very easy for you to get by"
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"on a-- On a smile and a little jiggle."
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"You know, I'm a reporter."
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"You would do that for me?"
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"I think Jimmy's retiring."
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"Okay. We both were."
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"You're right. So here's the plan."
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"I'm on it. Good."
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"We're running a little behind. Take a seat, please. Thank you."
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"Ah, yes, I do."
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"but that position has been filled."
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"Damn it!"
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"Not really, no."
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"No, no, no. Forget about it. I was just--"
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"Though not for long."
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"That was a test of your patience,"
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"Mr. Garrelli, Mr.--"
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"Brock. Brock is here for the interview."
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"Nice to meet you, Mr. Brock. Please have a seat."
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"May I say I find it quite impressive."
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"Hm. Well, of course, you do realize"
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"No, son. This is NASA."
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"No. No, I haven't."
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"I can't guarantee anything. Possibly. Doesn't look good."
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"Type? Yeah. Yes, I can."
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"Yes."
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"We take him to dinner and drinks."
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"It's as easy as one, two, three..."
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"Look, I will get between you and Max."
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"See, the second flaw is that throwing a big dinner for him"
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"Well, you better get used to it."
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"How do you feel about working for minimum wage?"
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"Okay. All it is, is a sweet, little intimate dinner"
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"and then somebody throws a glass."
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"No. Let's just ignore him"
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"Gentlemen, gentlemen, if I may be the voice of experience here."
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"Hear me, children."
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"Okay, thank you very much. But could you all just please"
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"go to your desks and-- And just write a-- A simple little speech"
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"Dave? Yes, Matthew."
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"Dave. Dave. What? What? Matthew, what?"
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"and they were gonna send me on a space moon rocket"
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"up to the moon, and-- And-- And let's-- Let's face it."
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"I'm not astronaut material. So can we just be friends"
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"Well, Matthew, that's--"
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"The best!"
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"Cue lights. [DRUMROLL PLAYS]"
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"it's the Jimmy James Farewell Jubilee."
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"Just roll with it, sir."
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"to the Da-- The David Letterman preshow."
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"Uh, and as-- As part of the preshow"
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"we are-- We are going to say goodbye to our good friend,"
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"But if you just try to ignore the lights and the music"
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"and the strangers"
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"Uh, all right."
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"So here we go."
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"Mr. James. Yeah?"
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"That's it? Yeah."
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"It sucked. It kicked ass."
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"We will see whose ass gets kicked"
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"Lisa, it was fine. Joe, thank you, dude. Salud."
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"your favorite city, Mr. James."
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"BETH: So"
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"Yeah. ...his foot got run over"
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"my cat fell 10 stories out of an apartment building,"
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"And that is when Mr. James turned to me and he said,"
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"We will, Bethie. We will, damn it."
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"[ALL CLAP]"
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"Yeah, Okay."
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"Halfway doesn't do it for me anymore, Dave."
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"That was..."
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"please welcome the Three Dancing Matthews."
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"It was supposed to be different."
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"We were just saving the best for last. All right."
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"Dave? Hm?"
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"No, I haven't prepared anything. It's okay. It's okay."
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"They were terrific."
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"This will be good. He's the smart one."
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"[APPLAUSE] Uh..."
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"Mister..."
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"am I--? Am I right?"
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"You know what?"
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"[APPLAUSE]"
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"This little pumpkin is officially retired."
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"Well, thank you. Thank you all."
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"But it-- It has been a hell of a night"
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"I mean, you-- You really think he's gonna move to New Hampshire"
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"Whoa--! Whoa!"
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"Where's everybody going? Meeting's over."
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"No, no. How come--? How come we never, you know,"
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"sit around, shoot the breeze like we used to?"
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"Sir, that's how we spend the bulk of our time."
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"Well, I know. So everybody sit down for a second."
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"We are not gonna be here forever together, you know."
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"He's just kidding, Matthew. JIMMY: Yeah."
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"But-- But seriously, anybody ever wonder,"
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