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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - The Car Pool Lane (S04E04)

"We should be playing golf."
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"- Thursday. - My interview went very well."
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"- It did? - Yeah!"
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"- I really do. - Okay."
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"When I'm done with this paper,"
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"- I'm gonna wander the streets. - Wow."
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"- Get the violin out. - That's pretty sad, yeah."
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"nobody's got tickets."
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"It's gonna be some game."
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"Marty Funkhouser has two season tickets to the Dodgers."
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"It is weird to ask a guy, you know his father just died,"
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"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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"Still, I mean..."
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""Marty, I know you're still in mourning, but is there any...""
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""I feel your grief, but are you gonna use those tickets?""
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""Marty, just so your tickets don't go to waste.""
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"Still..."
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"If the subject of baseball comes up, it comes up, that's all."
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"Ah, see him? See him?"
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"Yeah."
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"- in a few weeks, I'll feel better. - Look at this!"
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"- Hey! - How you doing, Lar?"
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"Good to see you guys."
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"I always order the turkey."
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"I'd just like to apologize again"
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"We interviewed. We're waiting to hear."
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"- Waiting to hear. - Good luck."
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"because, well, you're probably..."
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"Forget it."
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"I'd do it, but I'm in the middle of rehearsals for "The Producers.""
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"Hello, look who's here, my beautiful wife."
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"I'm gonna have to make something up."
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"I can't serve under another foreman. That's not gonna work."
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"No, and then what are you doing?"
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"Would you rather go to the game?"
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"What, are you kidding me?"
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"That's pretty high up in the alphabet."
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"- You wanna go with me? - No no."
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"Okay."
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"- You got a wonderful girl there. - Yeah."
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"Yeah. Tell you the truth,"
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"Do I look like some kind of beatnik? I'm not gonna... with the marijuana."
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"All right, will you stop nudging me about that, I..."
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"No."
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"Could you state your name, sir?"
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"Is there any reason you can think of that you would not"
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"Problem?"
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"Uh, I couldn't help but notice the, uh..."
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"A little, uh, a little weed going, you know. Some weed?"
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"- First of all, calm down a little. - Sure."
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"Yeah, no, I'm... I'm..."
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"You kidding me?"
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"I can get you an ounce of, like, some real, you know,"
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"- Hydroponic? - Yeah."
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"I'm not looking for a sound system, my friend."
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"Just looking to get my father a little... a little relief."
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"Let's play it safe. I'll give you an ounce of schwag."
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"- Schwag? - It'll cost you $200 bucks."
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"Look, you can pay me $200 bucks or go fuck yourself."
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"Okay, well..."
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"- Sure. - You know, forget it."
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"- You got $200 on you? - Yes, yes."
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"All right, take out the $200 bucks."
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"Jesus Christ."
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"Just go, just go."
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"What? Oh, Jeff, you're not going to the game?"
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"What are you kidding? Oh my God."
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"now I can't even ask Cheryl to go."
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"Aw, you should see the traffic."
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"I'll never make it. I'm just gonna go home."
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"Hey, Daddy."
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"You wanna date with Mama?"
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"Get in the car."
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"See, actually, I'm not really interested in any sex, per se."
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"What? Five hours it'll be."
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"- That's, uh... - $200 an hour?"
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"Exactly, I can give four blowjobs an hour."
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"You're getting four blowjobs in an hour?"
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"Yes, honey, you done picked up the best."
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"I can't take you to the game, Monena."
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"$750... you know this is not fair!"
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"- It is not a good compromise... - A good compromise"
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"is when both parties are dissatisfied"
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"or I'm gonna call my motherfucking pimp. How 'bout that?"
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"Let's go to the game."
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"You know you're gonna have to feed me."
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"- They got milkshakes? - I don't know if they have milkshakes."
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"Hey, don't put your wallet away 'cause you know I'm gonna get hungry again."
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"- Whatever. - Let's just watch the game."
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"Charge!"
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"like you scared somebody gonna recognize you or some shit."
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"All right, yeah."
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"All right, yeah."
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"What the fuck are you looking at?"
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"Yeah, the seats really stink though."
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"- I-I'm sitting all the way up there. - What can l..."
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"- Can I join you? - No."
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"Why not?"
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"You did, you did. There you go."
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"I gotta pay you back."
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"Yeah, you don't give a shit."
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"No, I..."
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"If you're ever looking for a good blowjob at a reasonable rate..."
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"That was good."
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"Larry, Larry, come here a minute please."
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"Just give me a ride. Let's not go through this, please."
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"There's one little problem."
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"so I can get to the stadium on time for the game."
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"I buy it. Just give me a lift to the airport, please."
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"- take your normal stance. - All right."
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"Keep driving around and around."
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"Just hold on to my jacket when I use the bathroom."
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"Why don't you bring it in there?"
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"What if they don't have hooks?"
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"I was just holding the jacket!"
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"This isn't even my jacket!"
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"Easy!"
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"- Chronic. - This is schwag."
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"- What the fuck is schwag? - Schwag."
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"- You don't even know what you bought. - I bought fucking schwag, okay?"
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