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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Video Game Release (S03E03)

"And we don't want to risk a trampling."
Superstore (2015)
"I just don't get how"
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"I remember a glitch in the original "Donkey Kong""
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"My old best friend is currently in prison"
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"Ugh, hair gel and urine."
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"- You des... - Don't say "you deserve this.""
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"I deserve to disembowel warlocks."
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"Yes, you... do."
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"Thank you so much for coming by."
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"- Good to meet you. - Nice to meet you."
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"That is awesome!"
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"That's all I wanted to say."
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"and you know, you mean the world to me."
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"- Okay. - That's..."
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"I mean, not the world, but a lot, you know?"
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"You, you mean a lot to me."
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"Yeah, yeah, I can taste it."
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"If we could just, like, move, and make a line to the side."
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"And then people could pass on this side."
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"Okay, guys, I really need you to make a line that way."
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"Attention, all soft boys. Get off your butts,"
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"and move to the side, now!"
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"The first person to step out of line"
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"I think my bicep might be a little big for..."
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"Okay, you don't have to mock me."
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"There might be a false wall, you know?"
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"They're pretty much all hollow spots."
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"Maybe this is it?"
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"Oh."
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"- Right. - Good talking with you."
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"- Okay. - He's a legend."
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"I don't know, just small talk."
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"Tell me everything he said."
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"Once again, mouth breathers, this is not personal."
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"This is not attacking any one individual."
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"Ugh."
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"No, I think they give you access"
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"are just going to magically get up and fold themselves?"
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"No, Glenn, because magic doesn't [bleep] exist!"
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"But I'm feeding my child, so..."
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"- Oh. - "I'm feeding my child, so.""
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"Tell you what, why don't you take"
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"- Oh, is there any... - Almond milk."
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"- Right. - Right."
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"- Thank you. - Mm-hmm."
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"- I never saw that. - "The Goonies"?"
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"Answer it."
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"Amy? Amy?"
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"- Hi, baby. - Hi, baby."
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"Yeah, I think the line is somewhere"
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"Why can't they just do it in their cars,"
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"We eat cows."
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"I want everybody to know, I am not with this guy."
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"That explains "Border Hopper,""
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"300 grams of sugar?"
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"flaunting their bare breasts. It's disgusting."
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"Let's get your game signed and get out of here."
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"We're on it. Have a heavenly day."
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"Wait, you want me to be your wingman"
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"No, it's bowling."
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"- Yeah. - Okay, then, just,"
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"hold on to the thing."
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"Over, over."
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"It burns, it burns, it burns, it burns, get it off."
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"This is just a witch's broom. Why would they recall this?"
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"Oh, I remember this. Here."
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"That's very funny, but I can't... I need your help."
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"- I got you know, you... - Boom, oh, in your face!"
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"That's enough of that."
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"- Naive and useless? - Mm-hmm."
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"- Whichever one you prefer. - Either way,"
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"Progress, that's right."
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"Ah."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"Hi."
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"Uh, I read the blueprints wrong."
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"Excuse us."
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"Sorry."
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"I am not trying to shame anyone,"
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"Oh, you're pathetic."
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"I see what happened. Texted the wrong Glen."
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"LOL.""
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"I'm going to be a daddy."
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"So enjoy losing another DICE award to Troy Baker."
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"So..."
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"- It's over, huh? - Yeah."
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"Oh, my God, I can't wait to decapitate somebody."
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"I kind of promised Kelly that I would meet her tonight."
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"I can still smell them."
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"Yeah, I think I do."
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""Barbarian's Gate 3" is being released today,"
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"so I need everybody on their A-game,"
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"as this store is going to be packed with video game nerds."
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"Well, we're never going to totally prevent tramplings."
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"Oh, no, obviously we're never going to have zero tramplings,"
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"but we can have fewer tramplings."
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"before we sell out?"
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"Amy, employees can't reserve merchandise, you know this."
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"- You're into video games? - After a long day of work,"
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"It's nice to have a glass of wine and reach into"
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"a stable boy's chest and pull out his still-beating heart."
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"Feed the birds."
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"murdering people is considered fun."
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"I mean, what happened to all those innocent games?"
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"You know, like "Frogger," and "Qbert," and "Donkey Kong.""
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"Innocent? "Qbert" is about a big-nosed, creepily little"
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"freak that commits suicide when things get hard."
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""Frogger" is basically a frog Holocaust."
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"where it looks like the ape has a penis."
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"Sometimes when I'm playing "The Sims," I give myself a family."
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"Jesus Christ."
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"The nerd smell is overwhelming."
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"It's like a potent blend of"
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"BO, pizza rolls, and misogyny."
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"Hey, Dina, so I know that employees aren't supposed"
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"to set aside merch, but I was just wondering"
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"if maybe you'd want to make an exception"
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"for your best friend?"
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"Ask her if I'm willing to "make an exception.""
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"I can't, I can't."
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