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Clips from Schitt's Creek (2015) - Stop Saying Lice! (S03E03)

"I could be shearing you with trimmers right now."
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"It reminds me of when I was in Bangkok."
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"There was this amazing little Resto-Lounge"
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"that specialized in Tahitian food,"
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"I'm not sure what's more disgusting,"
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"what I'm doing right now,"
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"or the concept for that restaurant."
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"It was a Resto-Lounge."
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"Speaking of Thailand,"
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"I think this is probably the most intimate thing"
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"I've ever done with an employee."
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"Speaking of Thailand,"
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"I meant while they were an employee."
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"Not that I'd do this for anyone else."
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"Well, thank you."
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"Because it's actually pretty gross."
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"You said it wasn't that bad."
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"Well, there are some big ones in here."
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"- Ewww! - I'm joking, I'm joking."
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"Oh, maybe not."
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"It is fine, it's fine."
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"Just-just the mama, we got her."
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"Really you should be thanking yourself for that."
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"This is a lot nicer than I expected."
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"Look at what you've done to this place!"
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"Look at that... frame on the wall that you put there."
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"Look at that Sarah McLachlan poster!"
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"Don't be dissing Sarah McLachlan."
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"Who's dissing Sarah McLachlan?"
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"I followed Lilith Fair for two summers."
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"So..."
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"Uh oh!"
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"bully me into allowing you to stay here!"
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"Do you require two toothbrushes?"
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"Yes, I do."
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"So maybe I was seeing somebody a while ago,"
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"and I forgot to throw out his toothbrush."
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"about that chapter of your life."
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"if you weren't so busy with the store."
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"I'm sorry, is that a soft,"
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"yet affirmative indication that you miss me?"
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"No, it is not."
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"Because I agree, our social predicament"
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"is not ideal,"
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"but we are both thriving professionally,"
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"and I feel like that needs to be celebrated."
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"Speaking of, where are the drinks?"
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"- In this thing? - The fridge."
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"in a bag, should I be scared for you?"
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"The vodka's in the freezer."
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"There she is!"
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"What a gift."
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"- Moira! - Oh, hi."
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"I just wanted to say congratulations"
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"about the garden."
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"Oh well, you're very kind, but I've declined the offer."
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"As much as I love the spotlight,"
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"That's surprising."
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"I know when they told me that they were gonna put my name"
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"I was thrilled!"
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"Yes, it can be very exciting"
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"when the tribute matches the contribution."
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"My name graced a theater,"
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"a roadway."
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"A whole road?"
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"This was a lifesaving road,"
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"Like a fire route?"
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"Technically it was referred to as Evacuation Route 14,"
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"but those of us in the know affectionately called it..."
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""Moira Rose Boulevard.""
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"having your name on a small, local garden"
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"wouldn't take away from"
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"any of those other amazing achievements."
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"but this little particular little tribute"
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"was bought by my husband,"
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"And that would be different from the other times because..."
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"Well, I mean, of course philanthropy"
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"I know this isn't what you wanted,"
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"But I think it would make Johnny really happy"
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"to make you happy."
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"I mean, take Roland."
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"Every year he buys me coconut macaroons,"
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"and I just don't have the heart to tell him"
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"Last year my throat almost completely shut."
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"knowing you ate those eggs."
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"I bet Patrick's fridge is fully stocked."
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"What does that mean?!"
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"It means he's got his life together."
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"He's a pretty eligible bachelor."
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"I suppose."
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"What? He's my business partner."
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"Yeah, because we're in business together,"
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"and compliment each other professionally."
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"Hm, but he offered for you to stay over at his place."
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"he's extremely generous,"
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"Then why are you here and not there?"
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"And it would be weird."
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"Well, if nothing's going on, why would it be weird?"
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"Because we're in business together,"
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"and I don't know what his preferences are."
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"Well, you're not gonna find out"
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"Yes, he's Bill Gates."
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"Like what? There's nothing to like."
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"I'm not flus..."
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"Maybe it's the eggs."
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"Um, am I reading this right?"
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""The Moira's Rose's Garden.""
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"a couple of times, and I may have..."
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"confused the engraver."
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"The Moira's Rose's Garden."
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"I don't think that there are enough apostrophes."
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"I don't even see a rose in the garden."
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"Because there aren't any roses."
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"Or are we the Roses?"
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"Okay, I'm getting roses for the garden,"
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"I'm-I'm getting roses."
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"Oh... okay."
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"And what are these numbers for?"
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"That's mom's birthday, David."
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"Those are the last four digits"
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