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Clips from Schitt's Creek (2015) - Stop Saying Lice! (S03E03)

"Alexis, I just got an email from your school."
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"and basically, nothing happened."
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"No, no, you probably have lice."
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"Wait a minute, we were in all the rooms changing the sheets!"
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"Okay, how-can lice jump?"
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"Okay, how do I know that she didn't give me her lice?"
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"Okay, I've gotta go back and change all the sheets."
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"- Get away from me! - Aah!"
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"Housekeeping."
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"Uh, just here for the complimentary..."
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"Oh, good, good, good!"
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"that's fantastic."
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"Yeah..."
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"Oh well, good timing then, huh?"
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"Hi, sorry I'm late, it's been a busy morning."
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"It's nice to see you."
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"I'm going to ignore that passive aggression,"
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"Um, so you know what I think would be super fun,"
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"You've never been to my place."
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"been spending as much time together,"
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"I don't remember saying that last part."
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"Yeah, so I was just thinking like,"
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"Yeah um, that would be a shower cap."
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"the lice outbreak at the motel?"
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"Your dad just called me."
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"- No. - I won't make a scene."
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"But who's counting?"
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"Oh, and look at that right there,"
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"but I can't help but think"
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"making much needed improvements to the roads,"
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"Moira, I don't think you understand how rare it is"
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"- No. - Right."
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"This is a really big deal, Moira."
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"For us to be doing this for you."
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"I bumped into one of our clients,"
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"Meredith? Meredith!"
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"She's new-ish, you might not remember her,"
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"you're still exceptionally attractive,"
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"Yeah okay um... the thing is,"
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"Also, I'm kind of a samurai"
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"I am sure."
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"Okay, I will tell her."
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"I don't know about little,"
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"Okay,"
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"so if you wouldn't mind sorting these body milks by size,"
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"Did you ask if you can drink it, too?"
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"Okay, it says body milk on the label!"
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"I like him."
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"and I am taking preventative measures."
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"Oh, he doesn't have it, I checked his head."
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"I think the shower cap is more of a fashion choice"
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"But you're living with somebody who does have lice,"
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"I just, I think you should be careful."
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"But Stevie offered her place this morning."
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"Well, this might lift your spirits,"
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"Another feather in your cap, huh?"
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"Oh, I have enough legacies as it is, John."
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"Oh, I've already turned it down."
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"No, no! Don't say it!"
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"A volunteer usher who died last year."
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"Well Moira, it's not like you haven't overreacted"
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"Uh-huh."
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"John, did you ask Roland and Bob"
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"and a good chunk of the upkeep."
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"Sweetheart, I just thought having your own garden in town"
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"Well, I thought it was a nice gesture."
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"- Well, Alexis has lice. - What?!"
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"And we have to put a wig on her. But not one of my wigs!"
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"Oh, it's too late, the notion of that garden"
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"Well, you said to change the sheets."
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"Oh, you said not to change the sheets!"
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"- How old's yours? - 28."
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"It was so disgusting."
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"You're really good at this."
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"and scalp massages."
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"Yeah like, bomb shelter aspects."
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"Look at all this stuff!"
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"No, you see, this is exactly why I shouldn'tve let you"
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"Ahhh..."
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"Well, I'm sure I would've told you,"
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"- Is this... okay. - Just..."
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"Okay, I just see two de-shelled hard-boiled eggs"
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"Oh, in the freezer, okay."
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"Look at that, look at her, go."
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"on the new low-impact play center at the school,"
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"Oh, not just any road."
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"dedicated to emergency vehicles."
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"You know, Moira,"
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"You might think,"
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"in an attempt to assuage my ego!"
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"Listen."
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"I am really allergic to coconut."
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"I can't believe I'm trapped under a blanket with you"
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"Patrick."
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"Oh, aren't they all."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Yes, because unlike you and I,"
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"and has absolutely no ulterior motive."
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"Because you asked me first."
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"I didn't, though."
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"Well, I wouldn't be sharing a bed with him,"
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"I like this for you."
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"Ughh!"
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"Okay look, I went back and forth on the name"
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"So the garden is dedicated to a rose that Moira owns?"
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"for those apostrophe "s's.""
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"Mhm."
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"Okay, in my defense,"
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"I did not know he was a substitute teacher,"
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"Okay, well, that's not it,"
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"and please don't go down that path again."
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"Apparently there's a lice outbreak in your class."
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"- Oh my God! - Ewww!"
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"Honestly Alexis, if you don't like the way somebody looks..."
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"And smells a bit."
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"You know, you keep scratching."
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"Ewww!"
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"No, I'm just allergic to the down pillow."
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"You're scratching because you have lice!"
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"Because if I was sleeping in my bed,"
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