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Clips from Schitt's Creek (2015) - Stop Saying Lice! (S03E03)

"could a lice jump from her bed to my bed?"
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"Can everyone stop saying lice please?!"
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"Now I've gotta go back and change all the sheets again."
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"David, you don't have lice."
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"Nobody here has lice!"
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"No, no, you do!"
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"You-you have the lice!"
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"- Ah! - Ughhh!"
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"- Oh! Aah! - Alexis, you've gotta go to the store"
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"and get something to deal with that now!"
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"Oh! This is the last time I take a pity selfie with Kelsey!"
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"- Hello! - Oh, hi."
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"sheet change."
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"But the bed's already made up."
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"Yes, yes, well some of our guests prefer"
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"morning and... evening sheets."
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"Uh, these are a little heavier,"
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"for sleeping, right?"
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"So if you don't mind, I'll just get to it."
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"I think we're good, I mean,"
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"we haven't even touched the sheets."
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"Why is that good?"
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"Well, it just means you're having a busy day,"
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"you know, up and at 'em."
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"- Oh. - Right."
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"Right."
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"And your hair's in a ponytail,"
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"And by that I mean it's very hot outside,"
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"and... gives the neck a chance to breathe,"
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"um... yeah."
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"So..."
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"We're actually just on our way out so..."
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"So why don't we follow you out, hmm?"
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"So that's a yes to changing the sheets?"
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"No, no, I think we're good. Thanks."
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"After you."
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"Oh, so leaving everything as is, then."
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"How are you?"
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"Hm! Are you talking to me?"
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"I'm not used to that ah, level of kindness."
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"Yes, we haven't seen each other in weeks,"
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"so I was just saying it's nice to see you."
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"and instead, lean in to the fact"
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"that we're both working professionals now,"
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"and Mama Oprah would be very proud of us."
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"Okay, that's one way to look at it."
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"if we hung out at your place tonight."
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"- My place? - Mhm."
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"Yeah exactly, you were just saying that we haven't"
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"what about a late night hang,"
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"or like, a platonic sleepover?"
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"Mm... what's on your head?"
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"Hm? A hat."
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"That I'm test driving for the store."
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"I mean, what's happening under the hat?"
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"- The other side. - Oh, I see."
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"So this would have nothing to do with..."
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"Mhm, um..."
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"so I might be taking preventative measures."
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"I can't afford to have the store infested with lice."
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"I don't think it works that way,"
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"but just so we're clear,"
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"you were wanting to have a platonic sleepover"
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"at my place would have nothing to do with the fact"
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"that your sister has lice?"
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"Yes, that is almost entirely correct."
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"Oh..."
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"Good morning!"
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"Who's gonna be the one to tell her?"
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"I'll handle this."
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"Have I been let go? Should I leave?"
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"You still have three and a half more years."
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"Moira, I know that town beautification"
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"is kind of your thing,"
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"so I know you'll wanna know that um..."
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"we're gonna build a flower garden."
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"And it gets better!"
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"I imagine it must."
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"We're gonna name it after you."
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"utter shock!"
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"Now, I'm flattered beyond all reason,"
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"the money could be better spent elsewhere,"
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"the streetlamps, the parks,"
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"the sidewalks, the traffic light..."
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"for somebody to have something named for them in this town!"
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"I mean, yeah, the whole town is named after me,"
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"and Bob over here, he's got his bench."
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"Bob's Bench."
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"And Ronnie's got her rec center."
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"It's an outdoor tennis court,"
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"and last year the net was stolen."
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"Well, she's kind of under selling it there,"
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"the rec center is a major hook-up spot for the kids."
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"- So is the bench. - Right."
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"As much as I would love to contribute"
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"to the population growth of this town"
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"by way of teen pregnancies,"
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"I must decline."
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"Honey, it's all about legacy!"
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"Your name will forever be associated"
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"with this town's name!"
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"I don't think you're helping."
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"Well look, before you say no..."
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"Okay."
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"Alexis, I didn't think you were coming in today."
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"Oh um, I hadn't planned to,"
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"but it was really bugging me that your cupboards"
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"were so... disorganized."
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"It's Saturday."
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"No, I know. Um..."
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"But the other reason is that"
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"and her dog has lice,"
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"and she's worried that she now has lice."
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"Who was it?"
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"Umm..."
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"just kind of like, mid-length, wavy hair."
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"- Does she want me to help her? - No."
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"No, she is too embarrassed."
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"And I was like... Mere-dith,"
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"Meredith, there's no reason to be embarrassed,"
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