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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Bakersfield Expedition (S06E06)

""No, Sheldon, we don't need a steamer.""
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"Damn, you've got more makeup than I do."
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"You've got better makeup than I do. Yeah, I'm borrowing this."
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"...got a terrible case of pink eye."
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"The way these conventions used to be before they went Hollywood."
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"It's a comic book convention."
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"- What was that for? - To show people when they don't believe me."
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"You do it on the weekend, you got brunch."
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"Sheldon doesn't believe in brunch."
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"...how can they be into something for 12-year-olds?"
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"Mm-mm. - No."
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"Okay, how many of these have I had?"
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"I think you should turn on the GPS."
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"I'm turning it on, but just to shut you up."
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"Leonard, bear left and continue on Interstate 210."
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"I'd put on my listening ears if I were you."
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"Even-numbered routes run east and west."
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"Look, Leonard, there's a bridge. Drive off it."
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"...we could go there and have a little photo shoot."
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"Great idea. I haven't had a carbohydrate in two weeks."
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"- It sounds fun. - Oh, smashing."
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"...signed the Interstate Highway System Act into law?"
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"The answer coming up in 14 miles."
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"None of you will get it. It's Eisenhower."
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"Could you please stop staring? They're just girls."
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"Then you have your darker anti-heroes:"
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"Your Batman, your Wolverine, Punisher."
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"Ooh, I do love a bad boy."
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"As evidenced by your boyfriend and his fear of hamsters."
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"Artwork is sophisticated, it's intelligently written..."
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"Okay, what's next?"
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"I'll set the mood."
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"Son of a bitch."
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"Anybody got any ideas?"
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"Nice going."
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"What kind of person leaves his keys in the car?"
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"Yes."
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"Yeah, well, I have street smarts."
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"So, what'd you guys think?"
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"It was, overall, what's the word I'm looking for?"
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"- Stupid? - So stupid."
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"No, no, no, it doesn't."
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"Okay, hang on, what if Thor's hand is on the hammer?"
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"- No. - Yes."
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"- Okay. - Yeah."
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"I wish my mom was here."
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"Wool pants in the desert."
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"Please, Sheldon, I am so not in the mood."
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"Leonard..."
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"At this moment, we are, in fact, a Star Trek landing party..."
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""Whoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.""
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"Okay, if you're gonna start comparing wands and hammers, I can't even take you seriously."
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"Hello."
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"Why don't you ask Scotty to beam you up?"
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"So joke's on you."
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"We're not with him."
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"In space, there is no up."
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"And about $300 worth of makeup..."
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"It's cooler than it sounds."
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"I don't know, sounds pretty cool."
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"Okay, he gets how cool it is."
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"Fine, then I guess it's two against two. How do we decide?"
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"- Yeah? - Then by the transitive property..."
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"Are they actually arguing about comic books?"
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"Wait."
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"If we vaporize Penny, I'll never find a girlfriend that pretty again."
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"President Eisenhower signed the Federal Aid Highway Act..."
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"Hey, will you steam my uniform next?"
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"Interesting. Do you recall this conversation?"
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""Leonard, wanna go halfsies on a steamer?""
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"Hey, hey, hey, this is my Comic-Con makeup."
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"I love you, but there are some things a man doesn't share with his girlfriend."
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"That's a wise policy."
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"I once borrowed my sister's makeup for a costume contest..."
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"Yeah, well, luckily, I was going as a zombie, I won second place."
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"You guys just went to Comic-Con."
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"That was San Diego Comic-Con. This is Bakersfield Comic-Con."
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"- Is that better? - Well, it's a lot smaller."
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"It's about the comic books."
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"So to answer your question, no, it's not better."
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"Then why are you going?"
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"Like pizza or particle accelerators..."
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"...even the stinky ones, still pretty good."
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"Hold this."
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"This is the best. You have booze with breakfast on Tuesday, you got a problem."
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"Can't stand a table where one person's having an omelet and another is having a sandwich."
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"That's not exhausting at all."
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"It's Leonard. He says they're on the road and headed for Bakersfield at warp speed."
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"Maybe it's the mimosa, but I'm gonna give the kid an LOL."
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"Cute how excited they are."
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"You should have seen Howard sewing his costume all week."
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"When did Howard learn to sew?"
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"When he was a little boy, every couple of months he'd have to let his mom's pants out."
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"I don't understand why they go to these conventions."
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"I don't mind it. I think Howie's just in touch with his inner child."
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"Although when he's in Batman pajamas..."
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"...sometimes it feels like I'm touching his inner child."
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"...superheroes provide meaningful wish-fulfillment."
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"Hmm. Now I feel bad for picking on all those kids."
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"...he shouldn't have shown up to school wearing a bow tie."
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"I've never even read a comic book. You guys?"
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"It's such an important part of their lives."
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"- Maybe we should try reading some. - Seriously?"
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"The comic book store isn't far from here."
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"That is an amazing idea."
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"It is on."
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"I love the turn-by-turn voice option."
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"Has it really only been 10 miles?"
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"- What did you do? - I found a hack online."
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"I was able to upload MP3 recordings of my voice to your GPS."
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"- That is so cool. - Counterpoint, no, it's not."
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"Continue on Interstate 210 for five miles."
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"Here's an interesting fact about Interstates:"
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"- Really? - Shh!"
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"He said it's interesting."
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"You know, we're not that far from Vasquez Rocks."
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"Oh, they shot a lot of Star Trek episodes out there."
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"Now, Leonard, do you know how to get there?"
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"- No. - Yeah, well, luckily, someone in the car does."
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"While we're waiting, do you know which president..."
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