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Clips from BoJack Horseman - Best Thing That Ever Happened (S03E03)

"The ambience was terrible. You two were screaming all night."
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"four hundred and twelve stars, out of a possible a billion."
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"A billion stars?"
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"Yes, that's the rubric I use on SamanthaGoesToRestaurants.tumblr.com."
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"I assure you the animated GIFs"
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"[all cheer]"
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"I don't think I can. I'm heading out."
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"I should probably go to the ER. Have a great night."
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"What's the second time we met?"
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"- A taping of Horsin' Around. - Which episode?"
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"The one where Olivia put too much detergent in the washing machine."
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"[BoJack] Nancy Reagan was the guest star."
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"- and I needed to leave you alone. - Oh."
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"Yeah, but you're honest, straightforward,"
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"but sometimes you open up a wall and it's incredible."
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"You're doing the best you can, considering your asshole parents."
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"How many nice things was that, about ten?"
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"- Princess Carolyn-- - Please."
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"We're in a fragile period, still finding our feet."
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"Sorry, I left my coat here."
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"So? What do you think?"
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"♪ Back in the '90s I was in a very famous TV show ♪"
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"♪ BoJack ♪"
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"BoJack! Beautiful day, huh?"
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"Perfect day to go outside, not read the trades"
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"or talk to anyone in the industry or watch entertainment television"
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"My heart is in my stomach, my stomach is in my butt,"
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"and my butt ran away with the spoon."
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"What the...?"
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"I ordered a few feel-better pizzas to feel better. It did not work."
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"with a "Please, God, make my pain go away" vermouth and ice cream float."
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"- Somehow I feel worse. - That's a real mystery."
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"My show was terrible. Why did I insist on a mockumentary format?"
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"It's already an overused trope now, in 2007."
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"Everyone's dumb and I am great. Why do I always forget that?"
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"That's the spirit."
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"I'm starting to think this show is the best thing that happened to me."
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"with your sexy cat eyes and your cute little hair curl."
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"You look like a soft serve strawberry ice cream."
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"- What? - What? Nothing."
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"- Not everyone is interested in your wist. - Okay, BoJack."
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"♪♪"
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"Okay, gotta go. I'm about to meet my most important client."
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"- I know you're not really on the phone. - Bye, Mr. President."
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"Give my love to your basketball friends. You too."
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"I'm glad you wanted to meet, because I am so pumped to tell you"
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"all about the exciting projects I'm lining up for you."
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"That won't be necessary."
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"Once you get your Oscar nom, we'll have our pick. That's the key."
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"You think Halle Berry would've been offered Catwoman"
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"if she wasn't an Oscar winner?"
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"We just gotta find you your Catwoman."
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"I'm not sure if a Catwoman"
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"Listen, Princess Carolyn--"
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"Sandro, how you doing, you handsome devil?"
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"To be honest I am, how you say, sweating bull's nets."
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"- You mean sweating bullets? - I don't think so."
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"How does sweating bull's nets make sense?"
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"I prefer kissing cows. No judgment, just a preference. I love kissing cows!"
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"She knows. She's a cow!"
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"And I only kiss her. [laughs]"
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"Okay, very good."
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"Haven't you lived in America for 30 years?"
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"Critics are the worst. That's my review of critics."
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"but if you say so, Signore Horseman."
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"Even his wife and kids and therapy man agree."
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"Well, as the Black Guy Pete say, "Tonight's gonna be a good night.""
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"I know you're not happy about what happened with the Kelsey project."
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"- That's not-- - Moving forward!"
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"I know you're not happy with how I handled Ethan Around."
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"- Or didn't handle it. - Bygones!"
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"It was because I was busy getting you the Pegasus movie,"
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"which I know you did not get, but trust me,"
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"you'll see not getting these movies was the best thing that ever happened to you."
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"Ring! Hello, Your Highness."
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"It's a king, I have to take this. In the bathroom."
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"[repeating] Oh, fish, oh, fish!"
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"[female] Who's out there? Are you talking to me?"
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"No. [sighs]"
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"All right, Pink Lady, think."
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"- [female] Are you talking to me? - Are you a pink lady?"
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"[woman] I was a Pink Lady in my high school's production of Grease."
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"[all bray]"
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"So back to what you were--"
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"♪ Happy 23 years working together ♪"
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"- ♪ Join me ♪ - Oh, my God."
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"- ♪ Twenty-two-three, 23 years ♪ - ♪ Twenty-three years ♪"
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"- ♪ Two plus three equals 23 ♪ - This is just stream of consciousness."
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"♪ Twenty-three years working together! ♪"
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"♪ Twenty-three years ♪"
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"Okay, cool."
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"Can you believe it, BoJack? It's been almost a quarter of a century."
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"Let's toast to another 23 years. What do you say?"
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"- You're fired. - Uh-- Oh."
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"- Me? - What? No."
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"You have no idea, everything I do around here!"
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"- Half the kitchen staff is my family. - No."
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"You are the opposite of an onion,"
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"because if I cut you, I am no gonna cry."
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"Well, now you are fired."
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"with this kind of darling accent, who makes equally delightful malapropisms!"
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"You, sir, have just cut off your nose"
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"because Italians don't emigrate so much to America no more."
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"Botticelli, Barbarelli, Beetle Bailey!"
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"[laughs nervously]"
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"Please stop looking at me."
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"Too bad about Sandro, huh?"
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"You're the one who's fired, obviously."
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"Right."
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"with the comparative strength and agility of a tub!"
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"- PC. - He's looking for someone"
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"to play the Underground Railroad conductor."
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"Great, but you don't represent me anymore."
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"Okay, I get it. I'm fired. Sheesk."
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"You're gonna spend a couple days being mad at me,"
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"then I'll get you another gig, and you'll be my client again, just like every time."
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"Can we get past the part where you're mad at me"
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"and get to the part where you're stealing General Lee's plutonium"
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"if we end this relationship once and for all.""
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