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Clips from The Venture Bros. (2003) - Animation (S01E01)

"Would you be so kind as to liberate me from my fetters?"
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"What? You have a condition? No. No way."
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"But this one here will go down like all the others."
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"Yessir, that's a promise."
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"I'm gonna be working harder than a cat trying to bury a turd on a marble floor."
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"I can just tell... egg salad."
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"We're going in for the cookie."
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"I would just pick up that phone and, "Officer, there's a man in a butterfly suit..."
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""shooting my robot with a laser beam.""
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"The police stay out of the way of the Guild for the most part."
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"Santa Claus, for two."
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"Keep dreamin'."
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"What about a supercop with a jet pack and a devil-may-care attitude?"
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"if the Guild screwed with them first."
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"So when the Monarch messed with the police..."
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"I was gonna say that."
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"We await your orders."
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"Good. Good."
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"Let us proceed to stage five."
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"What are you doing back there?"
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"Why did I even bother putting my initials on it?"
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"How rude of me."
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"Oh... no."
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"The Monarch!"
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"Oh. OK. Right. Sorry."
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"OK, I should just go then?"
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"Please!"
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"- What the hell is this? - A book?"
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""a sodium-pentothal-tipped dart deep into his own thigh."
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""Upon hearing a girlish symphony of shrill wails..."
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""a waitress comes to his aid...""
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"You told me he wouldn't find out."
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"After a heart-to-heart with my family of friends..."
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"and confess to penning such libelous slander."
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"You should have replaced his blood with acid after this part."
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"Thanks, Dr. Girlfriend. Now you tell me."
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"Relevance, Your Honor."
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"disintegration of a police officer."
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"Oh, wait. You can't wear pants, can you?"
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"Overruled. Continue, Mr. Monarch."
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"But sadly, the repercussions of "The Flight of the Monarch"..."
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"were far from over."
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"OK, then who haven't you slept with?"
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"Oh, you are insane!"
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"I'm insane? I'm insane? Look at these!"
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"That was a party. Look at his lap... it's huge."
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"There's, like, five of us on it."
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"All right, fine! I used to work for him. So what?"
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"I am leaving!"
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"Get out of my cocoon, you whore!"
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"Good riddance to bad girlfriends, I say."
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"My guess is about then, well, she was so sad about her failure to upset me..."
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"He's lying!"
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"Oh, no way. That's a real big surprise."
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"I insist on it."
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"Now, let it all out."
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"After saying the most horrible things, he threw me out."
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"I was feared, and I was respected, and not just by my murderous moppets..."
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"Queen Etherea."
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"Put it on. I want to see you in it again."
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"Oh, I can't believe you saved it."
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"you know he was pounding his invisible meat..."
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"Sustained. I want that last bit stricken from the record... and my mind."
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"All right. Yeah, boys."
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"Uh, hey, why don't we go scrounge up some adventure..."
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"Control, delay order. We've lost full containment."
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"Copy on delay."
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"- We are on standby. - Knew it."
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"I thought you went to the can."
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"I did. I'm back."
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"Look, Brock. Hank found a clue."
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"Now, take your time."
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"I know this is very upsetting for you."
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"Would you like a tissue?"
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"Go on, then."
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"I was there for maybe a half an hour."
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"during my stay in Florence, Italy."
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"It's really nothing more than a common table cheese..."
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"but I find it a charming yang to merlot's impish ying."
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"It tastes like the inside of an old thermos."
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"I can't even look at you in that... slut..."
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"slut slutty slut suit!"
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"I was wearing this when you first met me."
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"I don't remember you complaining then."
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"That was supposed to be romantic."
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"Then he just hung around the yard yelling till somebody called the cops."
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"- Then? - Then... nothing."
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"Nothing?"
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"Nothing?"
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"Saliva is nature's glue."
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"It's the oldest trick in the book."
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"- We've been made. - It works as a burglar alarm."
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"I had Taco Bell for lunch!"
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"The hair's gone! A clue!"
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"Keep your fingers clear of its mouth."
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"Dr. Orpheus, could you tell the court what it is that you do?"
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"Good night, ladies and gentlemen."
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"You've been a great crowd."
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"A mind reader, huh?"
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"That seems kind of hocus-pocus, now, don't it?"
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"It's as crazy as..."
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"that nobody can recall what happened that night..."
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"Or is it magic? Do you believe in magic?"
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"The Monarch must, for he's given us no other rational explanation."
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"Your father isn't in any harm."
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"It's surgical with them."
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"In a way, they're the only organization I still respect."
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"It's weird, right?"
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"It's like he channels dead crazy people."
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"You think it's a cry for help?"
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"Fascinating."
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"Could you read the mind of, let's say, for instance, the Monarch?"
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"If it would please the court."
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"The defendant's in a crown, for God's sake!"
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"I'll... allow it."
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"Dream."
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"All right, what's going on here?"
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"I got a call from a concerned citizen there's a domestic going on here."
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"Listen, Officer Poncharello, my second-in-command just left me."
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"back on your big gay bike and go home?"
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