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Clips from The Venture Bros. (2003) - Animation (S01E01)

"Now, be careful."
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"These things have booby traps. Booby."
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"Aw, cool. I get that!"
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"I'm not sure I can read it."
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"Now your blood shall flow in his name..."
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"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique..."
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"Silence!"
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"Then, when Hank said he wanted a piece of him..."
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"And may I remind you that I am rubber and you are glue..."
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"I want to see the attorneys in my chamber now!"
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"That repulsive display of humanity out there?"
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"No way!"
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"Because I'm no sissy. No, sir."
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"Who do you think supplied the department with new cruisers last year?"
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"No cop would respond to a call like that."
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"The only way the police would get involved is..."
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"- he messed with... - The Guild."
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"Sovereign..."
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"Would you care for some Pez?"
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"They are so gonna fry this idiot."
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"Just get on the stand and give your testimony."
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"How do I, uh?"
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"Oh, any time, Mr. Monarch."
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"a mean little tell-all book filled with nothing but lies and pictures of also-lies."
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"No! But you would think it was, right?"
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"You can read it like a book. Here, I'll show you."
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""Rifling through his pockets for change, the Monarch accidentally launches..."
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"You're such a dick. You put his face on the cover!"
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""...plucking your eyebrows?!""
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"Why, here's one of me at Dance-eteria..."
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"making out with Stiv Bators and Lydia Lunch!"
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"a confession soon followed."
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"On what grounds?"
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"He's been charged with the abduction or maybe, well..."
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"I'm getting to that! Just keep your pants on."
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"There's a picture of you in Monstroso's lap."
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"Let me see that. I don't remember..."
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"Holy crap! Look at your costume!"
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"If you can't calm down, I'm leaving."
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"You can't leave. I'm throwing you out."
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"After an amicable parting of the ways, life went on as usual."
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"I'm just going to get you some dry clothes."
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"And after that, I was..."
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"What are these hard chunks?"
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"My tears."
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"That's it. Objection!"
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"Your honor, I have children listening to this potty talk!"
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"Dean told me how he pounds his..."
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"That was, like, ten seconds ago."
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"What, are you pissing in the corner?"
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"It seems our thirsty mystery man was a gum-chewer."
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"That clue's filthy."
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"It's fine. I have one."
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"I don't recall what it was."
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"Let me get that."
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"I knew you were here!"
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"The henchmen were all, "She went to her mother's"..."
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"but I knew you went crawling back to him!"
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"Holy crap! What are you wearing?"
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"I can't believe you're falling for that floating..."
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"That's because I had you out of that rag..."
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"within the first five minutes of meeting you."
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"I made you the Monarch's!"
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"Oh, go to hell!"
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"That was all you saw?"
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"So, nice job. Case closed."
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"Well, if you don't mind, sir, I have a book of my own for this little ritual."
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"I swear it."
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"Oh, they have no idea what they're in for."
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"Well, if you must call me that, yes. But if you are after mere parlor tricks..."
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"you will be sorely disappointed."
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"but your very soul!"
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"but this sounds like a cover-up."
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"Strangers are undercover Guild operatives."
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"The Guild works clean, professional."
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"So... a mind reader."
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"This is most unorthodox."
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"Fine. Whatever gets you off, man."
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"So why don't you put your fat Tom-of-Finland ass..."
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"OK, pal, let's just keep those hands where I can see them."
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"Think you can take this? So, too fast for you?"
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"You won't see her much, being a supermodel."
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"Don't worry about me. I'm a ghost."
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"I've seen the greasy interior of many a mind..."
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"It's a Freeze-Team!"
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"Take the prisoner."
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"For everyone else, I want a level three memory wipe. Move!"
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"You never told me that."
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"- Mr. Orpheus? - A redhead."
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"Mr. Orpheus, you were telling us what you learned."
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"With my own eyes, I have seen into his senses."
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"Everybody's staring at me."
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"And it's a good thing I have my trusty penknife."
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"Felt scraps. Hey! Packages of googly-eyes!"
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"I'm totally taking these."
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"Well, just try."
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""It... we have to you likely the opening now of this chest."
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"are cursed, when to not take away..."
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"You have thieved from the sacred craft-bin of Olee Janeema."
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"Give him back the googly-eyes!"
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"My arm came off."
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"I can't believe that happened!"
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"I'm gonna give him something to really cry about."
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"Enough!"
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"I kept my mouth shut when Dean said he could read Sanskrit."
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"No way! They are so lying. I'm innocent."
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"Excuse me, gentlemen."
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"Would this be the courtroom..."
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"You got the right room, but no one goes through these doors without clearance."
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"Send a cleaner for 375 pounds."
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"Maybe more."
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"- So, Hank... it is Hank, isn't it? - Yes, sir."
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"Do you like being a liar, with pants constantly on fire?"
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"Objection, your honor! Leading."
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"- Yes, you are! - You're the liar!"
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"and whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you!"
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"That's it! This court will recess for one hour."
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"Hell, no! You jump up and down like a lunatic having a conniption fit."
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"Peers? Peers! How dare you!"
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"Oh, look, freak-show decided to show up."
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