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Clips from South Park - Merry Christmas Charlie Manson! (S02E02)

"- It's the holidays. - But all the other guys get to go to Cartman's grandma's why can't I?"
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"- I'll leave it up to your father. - Well, it's fine with me."
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"- I don't want your lame ass supper. - Ooh you're gonna get it now."
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"Can' tell me what to do. I'm eight years old."
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"Now remember, if they have leftover turkey, put some in a bag and bring it home, ok?"
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"- So how far is it to Nebraska? - About six hours."
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"Oh my god. What the hell are we gonna do for six hours?"
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"Please stop."
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"Here we go kids. We're crossing the state line into Nebraska."
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"- You see when Nebraska first became... - We don't care mom."
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"I don't know. Ever since he was in that movie he got all famous."
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"Oh so now everybody wants to meet Mr. Hankey. He's a piece of crap."
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"It doesn't matter. He'll be most excited to see me."
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"I want to see what kind of presents she got me."
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"Why don't we just stick her in a nursing home closer to us"
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"- Here we are. - Jesus Christ, finally."
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"Grandma, Grandma, Grandma, Grandma."
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"- Look at how big you've gotten. - Hi Eric. Grandma got you a present."
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"Yes! Move it."
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"- No, no Florence. That's not Eric. - Oh. Which one is he?"
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"All righty then, let's get to my presents shall we?"
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"Mom grandma's gone senile. It's time to stick her in a home!"
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"Eric, did you say hi to your little cousin Elvin?"
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"- Hi cousin Elvin. - Sweet."
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"It is certainly nice we could all gather 'round heyar for the holidays."
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"- No I don't. - Hi Howard. - Dude, is he here every year like this?"
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"Sweet."
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"God dammit why the hell do I always have to say Grace?"
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"If one more person asks me to say Grace I'll be like - "Hey, I'm not saying Grace","
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"and if you ask me again I'll kick you squa' in the noots."
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"- Amen. - Amen."
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"No Jimmy that's grandpa's potpie!"
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"- What dude? - Dude I was having this horrible nightmare"
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"- I wanted to make sure too. - Well you're not dreaming!"
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"- Uncle Howard what are you doing here? - We thought you were in jail."
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"I can't wait to get out among the pigs and wreak some hell."
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"You can't just buy people Mr. Potter. Well you know what you are; you're a little bitch."
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"- Alright keep your pants on. - Hey, bring us down some food all right?"
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"Manson has never shown any signs of remorse for his crimes."
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"and then call the police. And now back to the game."
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"- Kick ass. - Chuck can you turn that damn thing down?"
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"From the lying pigs who consider me the witness..."
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"- Oh bummer. - I'll take you."
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"Uh that's ok Chuck. You just keep watching Christmas specials."
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"Hey, I didn't bust out of prison to be locked up in somebody's basement, I want some action."
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"- Good for you Charlie. - C'mon I'll hot-wire your grandpa's car."
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"Stan, don't be such a dumb ass, you have to trust people."
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"Alright boys keep your heads down."
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"I just can't believe he would go without our permission."
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"That's nice kid. I knew Mr. Hankey before he was even famous."
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"How the hell did Mr. Hankey get so popular? Look at all this Mr. Hankey stuff."
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"- Hissa kissa. Kick ass. - And another thing."
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"Dude, Mr. Hankey has magical powers. He can do whatever he wants."
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"- I really like that guy. - Well it looks like you finished your fudgical, Elvin."
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"Be quiet Elvin."
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"Howdy ho boys."
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"- Gosh you boys smell like flowers. - You're not the real Mr. Hankey."
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"This is not Mr. Hankey. This is a fake."
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"Look kid. There's Mr. Hankies like me in every shopping mall. There's no real Mr. Hankey."
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"- What?! What did you say?! - Oh boy, he's done it now."
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"Behold. This is your false promise."
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"I will never forget this mother. I won't forget this ever."
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"Oh oh they're rioting again."
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"I told you guys. The holiday season is nothing but lies and bull crap. - So how was it?"
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"I went to a beauty parlor and had my tattoo redone. Look."
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"- Kick ass. - God, I hate the holiday season."
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"- Oh Philip what a festive season. - That's right Terrance this is a season for sharing."
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"- The cops are here! - Howard! - How did you get out son?"
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"- Tell him we won't shoot him. - Oh ya."
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"Everybody just sit down and shut up. We're not goin' back to the big house."
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"We understand that there are hostages and that the situation is critical."
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"So we would like to remind you all that this live hostage crisis"
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"Remember, if it isn't Palmoral you're gonna get cancer."
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"- What's going on here? - We've got a critical situation ma'am."
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"- But I gotta see what happens. - Come on, dammit!"
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"Don't move until we're gone or I'll shoot you dead. Happy Holidays."
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"Happy Holidays!"
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"- Alright it's open. Let's go. - Excuse me. I wanna go with you."
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"- Please I don't wanna go back with them. - Stan, your mother and father are out there."
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"I'll they want to do is make me pay for coming to Nebraska in the first place."
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"- What? - You see I had a family once."
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"At least I called them my family. Really they were a gang of people I thought were my friends."
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"- Now can we go? - No, Howard you go ahead."
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"Folks I apologize for this whole mess. I'm goin' to surrender."
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"Look out he has a white flag!"
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"- You're going back to prison to rot Manson. - Good. I deserve it."
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"Charlie's right. I'm not gonna let some fake Mr. Hanker ruin my holidays."
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"Happy Kwanza too."
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"Oh Stanley, let's just forget the whole thing and have a nice holiday back home."
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"Really?"
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"And I guess that's what I've learned. I'm sorry for what I've did, but that doesn't make up for it."
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"I deserve to be in jail. I'll I hope is that I don't make mankind lose faith in itself."
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"- What do you think guys? - It sucks just like all your other books."
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"- Well, goodnight you guys happy holidays. - Shut up!"
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"Hark the herald angels sing,"
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"join the triumph of the skies"
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"Hark the herald angels sing.""
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"- The answer is no, Stanley."
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"Go to your room Stanley right now!"
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"I don't need this stupid family, anyway."
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"It's so nice of you to take all the boys with you."
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"Oh it's all my pleasure. Eric loves his little friends."
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"Every time I go to my grandma's house, she gets me a present. You watch."
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"- for no reason except that I'm keww. - That's nice Cartman."
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"- Ok, let's go. - Oh, I didn't think you were coming Stan."
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"Of course I'm coming. C'mon let's hurry."
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"- Goodbye Booby, be careful. - See you in a couple of days son."
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"Shotgun. My car, I call it first. Shotgun."
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"Dammit Kenny, get in the back!"
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"Look Kenny there's an elephant parade."
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"Kenny. Kenny look, look. Go get it."
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"You poor piece of crap."
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"Well I've got an idea. We could sing."
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"- Ya. Or, we could not. - Let's sing that one grandma song, ma. How does that go?"
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"Over the meadow and through the woods to grandmother's house we go."
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"- Ooh careful hon. These roads are bumpy. - I guess so."
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"Wheat. The building block of your favorite foods and Nebraska's"
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"principle source of economic activity."
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"Hey look!"
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"See Mr. Hankey at the Mall of Nebraska."
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