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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - My First Thanksgiving with Josh! (S01E01)

"♪ To be clear, your parents want to have sex with me ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"MRS. CHAN: ♪ She gives good parent ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Whoa."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"your Thanksgiving food plan work out?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I noticed that you had a lot of the dinuguan."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I wish, I wish I could be from your country."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"MRS. CHAN: Oh, Rebecca."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I am in a very interesting book club."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(Paula laughing)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, my soap opera."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Listen, I love living with you..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Dad? Damn it!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Otherwise, the farts have nowhere to go."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Here, I can do it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Nobody does, Dad."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So we were able to stabilize him,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"In a lot of ways."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"MARCO: Cathy, the menthols?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's just that his emphysema has progressed"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Here you go, I'll take that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Sit, sit, sit."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Of course I'm starving."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, it's not gonna work."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"for visors?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ooh, girl, hang in there."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You were only saying what others were thinking."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's terrific."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You want your job back, don't you?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You think that's the first Netflix quit I've seen?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ah, they all come back."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I forgot how much fun it was here... I missed that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, and, uh..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So sorry."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that there are five shrimp, there should be five, not four."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, totally."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Thought you hated me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I guess I should really go."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, you really should."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, good-bye."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um, she's Jewish."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wow, can I just say,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, of course you do."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(stomach gurgling)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, where is your powder room really quickly?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay... thank you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Thanks. (stomach gurgling)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wait-wait, wait-wait, wait, hold on."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hold on. Hold it, somebody's here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(gasps) Come on, Rebecca was just being nice."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- It's Josh and Valencia. - Nice?!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You didn't even sit next to me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, my God, this is it... this is the boulder."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What happened?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Just sprint by their writhing bodies and escape."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(stomach gurgling) No, no-no, I can't."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I think they stopped, hold on, hold on."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, God, the stamina."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Why won't this end?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ It's 5:53 on Thanksgiving ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I've never played piano before ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I know this town like the back of my hand ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ You're like, "Hands are sort of gross" ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Am I doomed to stay here ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ You know just where to find me ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Hey, West Covina ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ The big Turkey Day game's letting out ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Hey, you sunburned MILFs, give me a shout ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Everyone's going home 'cause it's time to give thanks ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(imitates drum fill)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Hey, West Covina ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Look what you're doing to me ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Can't you see, West Covina ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ You're killing me, West Covina ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Last call, West Covina ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Shh. Hold on."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, they're gone."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No. I'm gonna make a run for it"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"because I can't be in this house any longer."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Are you crazy?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You'll never make it!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(stomach gurgling)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"There you are!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ready for church"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I have an announcement to make."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Today has been a special day."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Victorville..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Because of those moments,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"we find out what really matters"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"V, I want to ask you something."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(TV plays indistinctly)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Hey. - Hey."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(both laugh)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You spent all your savings?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm a lost cause."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Run, like your mother did."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Don't you tell me what to do."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you'd lose."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know what my father would've done"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
""Thank you for saving my life, son.""
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The food here is garbage."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm not in a hurry."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I love you, you know."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"La, la, la, la. Oh, Brazil!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You can make it, you can make it, you can make it..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You can make it. Just don't think about it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(snoring)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(moaning)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I decided we're past courtesy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, not really yours. Or mine."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah. (stomach gurgling)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, no, no, no. Not tacos, though."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Here, let me get you a plate to eat the tacos on,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(stomach gurgling)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh-oh. Oh, God."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You can do it. Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, Becky."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ooh! Documentary about a whale that didn't have parents."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The thing is,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and the turkey skin, Anak."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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