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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - My First Thanksgiving with Josh! (S01E01)

"Previously on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You befriend the enemy and you get more face time with Josh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but stay away from me"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and my Josh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I am attracted to you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Very,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So he said "attracted,""
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's the wild card."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ And so I decided to move ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ But that's not why I'm here ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ She's the crazy ex-girlfriend ♪ What? No, I'm not."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay! We get it!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Look, maybe the reason I haven't heard from Josh"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's that he's very attracted to me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"he gets a little tingle down there."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughing): Hey, hey, man."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I've been very M.I.A."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"There is very much traffic today."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughs) That's funny."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh... uh, nothing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and we got cousins and aunts and uncles pouring in"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Stockton, Pismo Beach,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, Modesto, Monrovia,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mendocino, and that's it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- and body-shame some puppies. - Cool!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Most important thing, I guess,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We know she likes to pop 'em with her hand."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Have a good one. - Peace!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(baby coos)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"MAN: Okay, everybody ready?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's good."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's silly, honey."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's the last place I want to be."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"to my apocalypse of a Thanksgiving."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and enjoy Scott's racist uncle."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Why don't you ask Josh if you can go"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, God, don't even get me started."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(sighs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"by the unconditional love of a hundred Filipinos?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(chanting): Library book story!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But if Josh was going to invite me,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and that turkey on Thursday?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, okay... Let's put it this way."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, you didn't."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Lynne, I think that's enough."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I can't have you passing out in the bleachers again."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"REBECCA: Greg! Greg!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"There it is. Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yep."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's gonna be all Jerry Maguire"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, I finally saved up enough money"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This is great. This is what you wanted."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I go to public school."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm gonna miss you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, Greg. What brings you by?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, just picking Elena up from softball."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, Valencia."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What-what are your plans for Thanksgiving, Valencia?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wow."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I had no idea."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Poor Josh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and just not feel like you belong."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, it's really unfortunate."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"There's a lot of bok choy"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Don't you understand"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that the tension between Valencia and the Chan’s,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that's your in, that's your boulder."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And as soon as Josh's parents get a look at you,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And he will follow."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, I get it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I have a thing prepared."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Appreciate the feedback."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This is fantastic!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(chuckles) Now, bring it here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What...?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Come on, let's go talk to her."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No, I don't want to talk to her. This is embarrassing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"How have you been?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"uh, impressive."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Isn't it?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hi. Paula, coworker, confidant."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"in an alley... in Gotham."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I see."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That's also very terrible."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What can I bring?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"See you tomorrow."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, thank you so much again. Bye."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wait, oh, no, wait."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, we're gonna find out in a second."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're an evil genius."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh-huh, yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(door closes)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, hey, hey, hey, that's for Sinatra and Tormé."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"By all means, serve the high-end food to your macaws."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm training them."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, that's a good idea... they're birds."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Why you bothering me?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The one from the taco festival?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That girl's not for me, Dad."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"the mother tongue of the Philippines."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"BOTH: Mabuhay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, I know I'm forgetting something."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(gasps)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"_"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"your culturally insensitive taste buds talking."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Which is mixed emotions for me, because I like pie."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This brooch contains a small video camera and microphone."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"This isn't weird, right? Is it weird?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I got to go, but I cannot wait"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I present proper like a TED talker ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Skilled seductress, I will kill and crush this ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I give good parent ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ An attorney? ♪ ♪ Yale law, Harvard undergrad ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Dad tells jokes, I squeal in amusement ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I agree that Neil Diamond is real music ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Gonna suck up and kiss ass till I have 'em eatin' ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I'm DTF, but understand me ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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