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Clips from Jon Benjamin Has a Van - Smoking (S01E01)

"Make love to me."
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"Make love to me, then leave."
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"I can't believe you actually did it."
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"Are you going to see him?"
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"But it was good that we made love."
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"I thought that was good."
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"Guess i'll lock up."
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"Hello?"
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"- Hey, jon. It's dave."
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"- Oh, hi, dave."
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"- Yeah, how are your new friends?"
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"- They're great."
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"- Ha ha."
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"Yes, i am, dave."
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"And i love it,"
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"I've found love, all because i smoke."
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"- Jon, this is all an illusion, okay?"
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"You have responsibilities."
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"You can't just run off willy-Nilly"
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"And smoke yourself to death."
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"I'm totally free now."
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"I'm a smoker."
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"- Jon, don't be a prick."
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"When are you coming back?"
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"- I can't hear you."
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"The smoke must be getting in the way of the signal."
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"- Jon, come back. I can't do this alone."
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"Jon, meet me at the compound."
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"Dave!"
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"- The end of the world."
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"The are a myriad of theories on how and when it will happen."
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"Here on the compound of mezea ministries,"
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"Reverend rocco janson says he has a special insight."
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"Unlike most, he claims with certainty"
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"today."
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"- The world is gonna end today?"
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"- Today, later-Sixish or so."
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"You mind if i smoke?"
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"- I actually smoke as well."
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"- Oh. Great."
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"- Freedom lights. That's my brand also."
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"- Uh, yeah, i've been smokin' freedoms for years."
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"- I've smoked for about two weeks."
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"- Lollipop?"
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"- Um, i think if i'm smoking,"
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"I might just do that, if you don't mind."
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"- I get 'em both goin'."
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"The sweet and the smoky,"
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"Just like my barbecue sauce."
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"- You make your own barbecue sauce?"
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"- Yeah. Rocco's holy moley."
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"- Holy moley. - Get it?"
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"- Yes, i do."
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"- After holy and moley."
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"- We're gonna be enjoying it today"
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"At the celebration."
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"- The celebration? - We're celebrating."
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"Well, i suppose for a, uh, non-Believer such as yourself,"
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"The end of the world is a horrifying, uh,"
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"Nightmare."
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"It's a celebration."
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"We're all going to the next platform."
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"- How do you know this is gonna happen?"
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"- Because i've received the messages, jon."
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"- Mm-Hmm. What if the messages you receive"
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"Are incorrect? Is that possible?"
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"What about august 9, 1998?"
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"- Oh ho ho ho."
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"Oh, joy!"
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"In a few hours, earth will be destroyed."
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"Ha ha!"
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"By a solar flare!"
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"Raise a foot if you believe me!"
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"Well, obviously, i didn't get it right that time,"
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"Um, you're not gonna"
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"Get the end of the world right every time."
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"- Well, there were the four predictions last year,"
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"Maybe they weren't."
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"Maybe the world did end a little bit each time."
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"I have to go."
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"We have our celebration,"
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"And, uh, i want to thank you for this interview."
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"Because we're about positive energy"
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"And i hope you'll soon join us"
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"And see the truth."
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"- So the interview's over."
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"- It's not over. I have to go."
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"- Well, that sort of means the same thing."
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"- I hope you'll make it."
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"- No, i'm very busy tonight. I can't."
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"But thank you for-"
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"- What are you doing here?"
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"- This is the guy you come and see?"
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"What about me?"
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"- See ya, sucker."
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"- Hey, end of the world tonight."
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"- Yeah, i know."
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"- End of the world tonight."
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"- Yeah, i heard."
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"- Whoo!"
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"It's the end of the world, you know."
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"Let's do it."
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"Let's drink all our punch"
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"And eat all our goldfish."
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"There's no tomorrow, i promise."
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"You!"
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"You're a fraud."
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"This is all bull."
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"Look at you all in your stupid white robes"
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"And your lame party and your cupcakes."
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"It's a joke, rocco."
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"- Stop talking, brigitte."
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"I don't even understand french."
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"I just like the way it sounds."
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"- It's okay, brigitte. Jon is in pain."
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"Jon, i understand your pain."
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"You came here, you fell in love with a girl,"
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"You don't even speak her language,"
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"Then you accuse me of being a fraud."
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"What, because i've been wrong 17 times?"
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