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Clips from Cheers - Friends, Romans, and Accountants (S01E01)

Can l use Cheers? l'll pay half what you ask.

"Can l use Cheers? l'll pay half what you ask."

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- How can l pass that up? - l got a lot to do here.

"- How can l pass that up? - l got a lot to do here."

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- Good luck. - l can do it in the bathroom.

"- Good luck. - l can do it in the bathroom."

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l'm getting my spells again. l though l had 'em licked.

"l'm getting my spells again. l though l had 'em licked."

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- No, you are right, Coach. - Sure?

"- No, you are right, Coach. - Sure?"

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Oh, thanks.

"Oh, thanks."

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Actually, it's quite peppy.

"Actually, it's quite peppy."

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One fellow, believe or not,

"One fellow, believe or not,"

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can recite every area code in the country.

"can recite every area code in the country."

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We're talking dazzling entertainment.

"We're talking dazzling entertainment."

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Enjoy, Coach.

"Enjoy, Coach."

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Boy, this party stinks.

"Boy, this party stinks."

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Well, maybe we should do something to help pick it up.

"Well, maybe we should do something to help pick it up."

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l got an idea. Why don't you go back to my office?

"l got an idea. Why don't you go back to my office?"

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l was afraid everyone else would chicken out and l'd look like a fool.

"l was afraid everyone else would chicken out and l'd look like a fool."

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Good point.

"Good point."

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Why did l volunteer? l'm a dead man.

"Why did l volunteer? l'm a dead man."

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Normie, l like it. You look like the Pillsbury Dough Monster.

"Normie, l like it. You look like the Pillsbury Dough Monster."

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- How come you're late? - l had car trouble.

"- How come you're late? - l had car trouble."

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This is the worst party yet. Thanks loads for the toga idea, Diane.

"This is the worst party yet. Thanks loads for the toga idea, Diane."

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Well, Norman, all you need is a little icebreaker. Let me help.

"Well, Norman, all you need is a little icebreaker. Let me help."

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l'll start off.

"l'll start off."

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Movie title.

"Movie title."

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l'll give you the first one, get you going. OK, second word.

"l'll give you the first one, get you going. OK, second word."

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What am l doing here? Eating.

"What am l doing here? Eating."

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Doesn't this look like eating? When do we eat and drink?

"Doesn't this look like eating? When do we eat and drink?"

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Third word.

"Third word."

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What is this? lt's little, isn't it? lt's a little word.

"What is this? lt's little, isn't it? lt's a little word."

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My Dinner With Julius LaRosa!

"My Dinner With Julius LaRosa!"

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- OK, Ogden, Utah. - Eight zero one!

"- OK, Ogden, Utah. - Eight zero one!"

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Hold it down, everybody, it's the phone!

"Hold it down, everybody, it's the phone!"

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l feel it! l feel that beat!

"l feel it! l feel that beat!"

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Get up off your seat and on your feet. lt's limbo time.

"Get up off your seat and on your feet. lt's limbo time."

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Come on, everybody!

"Come on, everybody!"

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Last year, you ate a pig with your fists. What's going on?

"Last year, you ate a pig with your fists. What's going on?"

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Come on!

"Come on!"

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Pack of nerds.

"Pack of nerds."

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Somebody named Ruta can't make it tonight.

"Somebody named Ruta can't make it tonight."

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This can't be happening.

"This can't be happening."

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now l got no date for the big boss.

"now l got no date for the big boss."

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A man winks at me and l'm three months along.

"A man winks at me and l'm three months along."

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Hallelujah!

"Hallelujah!"

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Let me see if l've got this straight?

"Let me see if l've got this straight?"

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Pour him a few drinks and chat with him.

"Pour him a few drinks and chat with him."

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You don't have to go home with him.

"You don't have to go home with him."

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This could work out for you, too. You might like this guy.

"This could work out for you, too. You might like this guy."

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He's intelligent. He went to Harvard Business School.

"He's intelligent. He went to Harvard Business School."

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l can't believe your job depends on you finding this guy a woman.

"l can't believe your job depends on you finding this guy a woman."

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That's right. lt's demeaning and dehumanising,

"That's right. lt's demeaning and dehumanising,"

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not just to me but to yourself.

"not just to me but to yourself."

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l get it. You think l'm a kissy, right?

"l get it. You think l'm a kissy, right?"

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Sammy, good-looking, a baseball star.

"Sammy, good-looking, a baseball star."

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l've got nothing. My only hope is

"l've got nothing. My only hope is"

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to find someone with something and make them like me.

"to find someone with something and make them like me."

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- Norm... - So if there are boots to be licked,

"- Norm... - So if there are boots to be licked,"

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apples to be polished and fannies to be kissed, l'll be there.

"apples to be polished and fannies to be kissed, l'll be there."

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First time l saw a man strut and grovel at the same time.

"First time l saw a man strut and grovel at the same time."

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You know, Norm is kind of in a jam here tonight.

"You know, Norm is kind of in a jam here tonight."

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- Now you want me to do this. - lt wouldn't be so bad, would it?

"- Now you want me to do this. - lt wouldn't be so bad, would it?"

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- You're asking me to do this. - What's the big deal?

"- You're asking me to do this. - What's the big deal?"

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Hello, Mr Sawyer, sir. Welcome.

"Hello, Mr Sawyer, sir. Welcome."

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Well, Norman's a friend.

"Well, Norman's a friend."

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l guess l could give the old geezer a couple of minutes of my time.

"l guess l could give the old geezer a couple of minutes of my time."

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We are all honoured and thrilled that you could make it.

"We are all honoured and thrilled that you could make it."

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l'll never forget this, Diane.

"l'll never forget this, Diane."

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Mr Sawyer, Diane Chambers.

"Mr Sawyer, Diane Chambers."

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Well, what would you like to drink?

"Well, what would you like to drink?"

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Mr Sawyer will have Scotch rocks. Let's see, what am l in the mood for?

"Mr Sawyer will have Scotch rocks. Let's see, what am l in the mood for?"

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How about a good beating?

"How about a good beating?"

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- Perhaps a vermouth cassis. - Fine.

"- Perhaps a vermouth cassis. - Fine."

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lf you need anything else, just snap your fingers. ln several places.

"lf you need anything else, just snap your fingers. ln several places."

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OK, it's request time. Shout 'em out.

"OK, it's request time. Shout 'em out."

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One of Eddie's favourites. Chicago.

"One of Eddie's favourites. Chicago."

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Norm, this band is the worst.

"Norm, this band is the worst."

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l don't understand it. They sounded so good over the phone.

"l don't understand it. They sounded so good over the phone."

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l always wanted to be a painter.

"l always wanted to be a painter."

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Here you go. One for you.

"Here you go. One for you."

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One for your lady of the evening.

"One for your lady of the evening."

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l'd normally ask you to go out and find some place to talk,

"l'd normally ask you to go out and find some place to talk,"

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but l don't think we'd find any place as quiet as this.

"but l don't think we'd find any place as quiet as this."

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- Something wrong with your drink? - Yes.

"- Something wrong with your drink? - Yes."

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- Do you have a problem, Mr Malone? - Listen, you're a light drinker.

"- Do you have a problem, Mr Malone? - Listen, you're a light drinker."

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Don't get carried away and do something you'll regret.

"Don't get carried away and do something you'll regret."

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Herb?

"Herb?"

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No. None of my business, really.

"No. None of my business, really."

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A moment ago you were encouraging it.

"A moment ago you were encouraging it."

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A moment ago, he was 85 years old.

"A moment ago, he was 85 years old."

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l see. An old man is fine,

"l see. An old man is fine,"

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but one whose kidneys are functioning is taboo.

"but one whose kidneys are functioning is taboo."

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Look, like l said, it's none of my business,

"Look, like l said, it's none of my business,"

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but he expects you to be his for the whole evening. Know what l mean?

"but he expects you to be his for the whole evening. Know what l mean?"

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Sam, we are having a harmless conversation about art.

"Sam, we are having a harmless conversation about art."

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- You know what l think? - What?

"- You know what l think? - What?"

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l think you're bothered that he's so good-looking.

"l think you're bothered that he's so good-looking."

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You call that good-looking? He's got padded shoulders

"You call that good-looking? He's got padded shoulders"

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and l bet that's not even his real lips.

"and l bet that's not even his real lips."

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- He's gorgeous. lt drives you crazy. - No.

"- He's gorgeous. lt drives you crazy. - No."

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lt kills you that there's another attractive man in your bar.

"lt kills you that there's another attractive man in your bar."

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My days are much easier now we've got those Cup-a-Soups in the office.

"My days are much easier now we've got those Cup-a-Soups in the office."

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l understand there's a pool table in the back. How about a game?

"l understand there's a pool table in the back. How about a game?"

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OK. l've never played before, but why should that stop us?

"OK. l've never played before, but why should that stop us?"

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Thank you for that conversation, sir. l'm the better for it.

"Thank you for that conversation, sir. l'm the better for it."

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- Hi, there. - Hello.

"- Hi, there. - Hello."

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That is a good-looking guy.

"That is a good-looking guy."

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Now you know why l never go to these things.

"Now you know why l never go to these things."

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l can assure you, it's not you.

"l can assure you, it's not you."

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l think Sawyer likes Diane. l'm on my way, big guy.

"l think Sawyer likes Diane. l'm on my way, big guy."

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Well, Simon Says is my game. l'm great at that.

"Well, Simon Says is my game. l'm great at that."

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Maybe l can help you out. l can teach you to play in a couple of minutes.

"Maybe l can help you out. l can teach you to play in a couple of minutes."

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- You smell wonderful. What is it? - Thank you. Dandruff shampoo.

"- You smell wonderful. What is it? - Thank you. Dandruff shampoo."

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- Herb, wait a minute. - Diane, you're beautiful.

"- Herb, wait a minute. - Diane, you're beautiful."

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- That part's over. - How is everything back here?

"- That part's over. - How is everything back here?"

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- No, really. - Mr Sawyer, sir...

"- No, really. - Mr Sawyer, sir..."

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- This is not my idea of romance. - Come on.

"- This is not my idea of romance. - Come on."

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- Wait. - l told you to leave.

"- Wait. - l told you to leave."

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There's no room in my company for unstable people.

"There's no room in my company for unstable people."

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- That's what l was trying to avoid. - lt's alright.

"- That's what l was trying to avoid. - lt's alright."

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What was that about? Your boss just stormed out.

"What was that about? Your boss just stormed out."

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- He's not my boss any more. - What?

"- He's not my boss any more. - What?"

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l want a beer.

"l want a beer."

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