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Clips from Devious Maids - Pilot (S01E01)

"You mop floors for people who don't bother"
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"to learn your last name,"
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"That said..."
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"I'm going to have you deported."
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"Comprende?"
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"I'm sorry that I allowed myself to be seduced."
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"when I ask you to do the windows,"
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"Not great. I just found out my maid has "feelings""
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"You'll have to forgive my wife."
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"Aah!"
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"Aah!"
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"I don't care about evidence!"
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""Dios todopoderoso..."
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"Y escucha a sus oraciones."
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"'cause of what she was doing."
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"Mami's right. We could get in trouble."
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"I wish she never told us."
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"taking our clothes to the cleaners."
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"Doing what needs to be done."
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"And, uh, we're hoping to find someone to live in."
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"Terrific."
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"You don't have an accent."
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"You sound like you went to college."
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"Because she doesn't have an accent?"
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"I want this job. So I'll make you a deal."
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"Remi, thank God you're here."
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"Just let me die."
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"Humiliated?"
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"I've always been partial to Armenians."
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"He said I looked like I was 40!"
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"But you can't swallow a bottle of pills,"
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"every time a guy leaves you."
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"I'm getting older."
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"So no handsome man, will want anything to do with me."
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"And the sad truth is,"
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"That was some quick thinking there."
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"Just glad I could help."
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"Long."
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"You talk to me, then I talk to him."
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"He will tell you if it's a good morning."
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"Move the interview."
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"Or are you afraid you'd actually have to spend time"
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"and you battled aliens in two of them."
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"Hey, I won two "Soap Opera Digest" awards."
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"The fact that you think that's impressive,"
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"See... the thing about this lawyer,"
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"he's the only one I could afford."
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"But take it as a compliment."
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"They're finally charging that waiter,"
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"That's good news. Don't you think?"
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"If you could take care of that..."
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"Uh, I'm just having a bad day."
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"my friends say I give really good advice."
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"Isn't she a famous decorator?"
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"She even slapped him a few times."
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"The only thing I asked him to fight for,"
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"I asked Michael if I could redecorate this place."
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"and she still comes first."
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"I'm ready for that good advice now."
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"Michael chose you."
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"You have your health."
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"This new therapist is a genius."
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"I guess I wasn't thinking. Sorry."
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"Hello."
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"I saw you coming out"
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"Oh, she's okay. Just a bit insecure."
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"She wasn't alone."
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"The whole time, I'm thinking, Lord, I have to clean that."
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"So... do you know all the maids who work around here?"
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"Sure."
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"It was so nice to meet you, Marisol."
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"What is wrong with you, Rosie?"
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"You spilled."
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"Oh. Uh, I don't know."
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"I like all sorts of things."
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"the house has become a disaster area."
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"Why don't you call the Agency? Have them send somebody?"
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"I'd understand if I'd had a few maids slaughtered,"
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"I mean, if you're having trouble finding someone."
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"I thought her name was Lupe."
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"You thought our maid had plastic surgery?"
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"Poor people like to be pretty, too."
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"Oh, it's juice for Alejandro."
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"No, but I was watching him work out,"
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"You should be looking at this filthy kitchen,"
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"if that limping bitch keeps running interference."
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"Well, if she's that paranoid, why hire me in the first place?"
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"Well, I helped with the interviews."
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"Do you have a crush on me?"
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"But still..."
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"She's smart."
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"Not as smart as I am."
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"Mrs. Peri. I didn't see you."
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"Is he okay?"
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"I'm late for a facial."
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"I'll take care of your baby."
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"I was thinking the study."
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"I was going to clean it myself,"
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"but I wasn't emotionally capable."
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"That's what you are. You're a spicy little cherub."
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"For a second there, I thought you were someone else."
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"Did you know Flora?"
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"There are things I want."
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"I will see to it that you get them."
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"Peri Westmore."
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"The Red Carpet at the Oscars."
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"I was just trying to be funny."
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"I went shopping. I bought us some clothes."
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"Yeah, but I wasn't sure of your size. Go try this on."
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"Hey. What's that?"
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"No. You never tell me this."
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"Well, I thought that if he liked my songs,"
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"It's not a big deal, is it?"
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"Every day, I see people wanting things from him."
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"Yeah. Sure, I do."
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"Still, I think he would enjoy helping someone,"
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"even one song,"
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"Good."
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"What do you think?"
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"Were you stunned when you heard that he wanted to work with you?"
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