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Clips from Lord of War (2005)

The only question is,

"The only question is,"

Lord of War (2005)

You don't have to worry.

"You don't have to worry."

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I'm just gonna tell you what happened.

"I'm just gonna tell you what happened."

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I soon realized we'd just swapped one hell for another.

"I soon realized we'd just swapped one hell for another."

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when it's been an advantage to be a Jew.

"when it's been an advantage to be a Jew."

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He was as lost as me. He just didn't know it yet.

"He was as lost as me. He just didn't know it yet."

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I like the hat.

"I like the hat."

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but I'd never seen it with my own eyes.

"but I'd never seen it with my own eyes."

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You go into the restaurant business

"You go into the restaurant business"

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because people are always going to have to eat.

"because people are always going to have to eat."

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The first time you sell a gun is a lot like the first time you have sex.

"The first time you sell a gun is a lot like the first time you have sex."

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This little baby uses 9mm hollowpoints, 20, 25-round extendable mags,

"This little baby uses 9mm hollowpoints, 20, 25-round extendable mags,"

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Fortunately, back then a video camera was as big as a bazooka.

"Fortunately, back then a video camera was as big as a bazooka."

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Here, I'd been running away from violence my whole life,

"Here, I'd been running away from violence my whole life,"

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Yeah?

"Yeah?"

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The dog that wants to fuck everything that moves,

"The dog that wants to fuck everything that moves,"

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I guess it's to remind me to be more human.

"I guess it's to remind me to be more human."

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It stinks in here.

"It stinks in here."

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I was going to aim high.

"I was going to aim high."

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I know which end I'd rather be on.

"I know which end I'd rather be on."

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I need a partner.

"I need a partner."

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Sir, sir,

"Sir, sir,"

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Not so effective against modern military aircraft,

"Not so effective against modern military aircraft,"

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And it was a mostly private club with a lifetime club president.

"And it was a mostly private club with a lifetime club president."

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He was selling guns before there was gunpowder.

"He was selling guns before there was gunpowder."

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Mr. Weisz. Mr. Weisz.

"Mr. Weisz. Mr. Weisz."

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It's okay. They're talking.

"It's okay. They're talking."

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But in the Iran-Iraq war, you sold guns to both sides.

"But in the Iran-Iraq war, you sold guns to both sides."

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Did you ever consider that I wanted both sides to lose?

"Did you ever consider that I wanted both sides to lose?"

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You're in the wrong place, my young friend. This is no place for amateurs.

"You're in the wrong place, my young friend. This is no place for amateurs."

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in moments of extreme anger

"in moments of extreme anger"

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It costs more to bring it back than to buy new stock.

"It costs more to bring it back than to buy new stock."

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They're secondhand weapons, but they're still okay.

"They're secondhand weapons, but they're still okay."

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And some of the brass, like Lieutenant Colonel Southern,

"And some of the brass, like Lieutenant Colonel Southern,"

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Good to make your acquaintance.

"Good to make your acquaintance."

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What do you want to do, go more legit?

"What do you want to do, go more legit?"

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What I would give right now for a plate of cabbage and potatoes.

"What I would give right now for a plate of cabbage and potatoes."

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It's not our fight.

"It's not our fight."

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I supplied every army but the Salvation Army.

"I supplied every army but the Salvation Army."

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I sold Israeli-made Uzis to Muslims.

"I sold Israeli-made Uzis to Muslims."

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Back then, I carried a French, British, Israeli and Ukrainian passport

"Back then, I carried a French, British, Israeli and Ukrainian passport"

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and the region of the world I was visiting.

"and the region of the world I was visiting."

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There are three basic types of arms deal.

"There are three basic types of arms deal."

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White being legal, black being illegal

"White being legal, black being illegal"

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it was hard for me to work out if they were on the level.

"it was hard for me to work out if they were on the level."

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Raoul, the angel king will arrive tomorrow.

"Raoul, the angel king will arrive tomorrow."

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I can't understand you. What?

"I can't understand you. What?"

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Yes, it's gotta check out.

"Yes, it's gotta check out."

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But never at such short notice.

"But never at such short notice."

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What? Kono. How do you spell that? K-O-N-O.

"What? Kono. How do you spell that? K-O-N-O."

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Okay, well, that's good. Kono.

"Okay, well, that's good. Kono."

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All right, good. Everybody look innocent now.

"All right, good. Everybody look innocent now."

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They say every man has his price.

"They say every man has his price."

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For Jack, glory was the prize.

"For Jack, glory was the prize."

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- It's clean, sir. - It's clean?

"- It's clean, sir. - It's clean?"

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I'm gonna go aboard.

"I'm gonna go aboard."

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I had a number of methods for discouraging a search.

"I had a number of methods for discouraging a search."

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And I have yet to meet the lowly paid customs official

"And I have yet to meet the lowly paid customs official"

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who will open a container marked radioactive waste

"who will open a container marked radioactive waste"

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But my personal favorite is the unique combination

"But my personal favorite is the unique combination"

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It smells.

"It smells."

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They always pay their bills on time.

"They always pay their bills on time."

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God.

"God."

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That narco-guerilla had his facts right.

"That narco-guerilla had his facts right."

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"V."

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Maybe just from Vitaly.

"Maybe just from Vitaly."

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Of course, my dream girl had gotten there before me.

"Of course, my dream girl had gotten there before me."

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"V."

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Come on.

"Come on."

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What the fuck is that?

"What the fuck is that?"

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What the fuck is your problem?

"What the fuck is your problem?"

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Vitaly, I need you to get out of the car.

"Vitaly, I need you to get out of the car."

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And that cute weathergirl's been here since July.

"And that cute weathergirl's been here since July."

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You're a good brother.

"You're a good brother."

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Okay.

"Okay."

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However, I wasn't entirely free of the grip of addiction myself.

"However, I wasn't entirely free of the grip of addiction myself."

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There she was again. Ava Fontaine.

"There she was again. Ava Fontaine."

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Another $12,000 to buy out the hotel.

"Another $12,000 to buy out the hotel."

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Guess the photographer got stuck in Miami.

"Guess the photographer got stuck in Miami."

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Hurricane, though there's nothing on the news.

"Hurricane, though there's nothing on the news."

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In my experience,

"In my experience,"

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Since that's where they usually end up anyway,

"Since that's where they usually end up anyway,"

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Right there. Right there. Hold it.

"Right there. Right there. Hold it."

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I knew Ava was not the kind of woman to be seduced by a ride in a private jet,

"I knew Ava was not the kind of woman to be seduced by a ride in a private jet,"

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Of course I was lying.

"Of course I was lying."

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I had no idea.

"I had no idea."

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Well, at least you're not taking them off.

"Well, at least you're not taking them off."

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Where are you from?

"Where are you from?"

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Thank you. Thank you all.

"Thank you. Thank you all."

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Congratulations.

"Congratulations."

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Thanks.

"Thanks."

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Make yourselves at home.

"Make yourselves at home."

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Don't worry. I won't ask a lot of questions.

"Don't worry. I won't ask a lot of questions."

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They have a habit of becoming real.

"They have a habit of becoming real."

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He was out of rehab and out of his mind.

"He was out of rehab and out of his mind."

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Whoever said it's better to give than receive

"Whoever said it's better to give than receive"

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- What the hell's the matter? - It's over! It's over!

"- What the hell's the matter? - It's over! It's over!"

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Let's put her on top of the Christmas tree.

"Let's put her on top of the Christmas tree."

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Come on.

"Come on."

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I love you all.

"I love you all."

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Take this.

"Take this."

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I miss Odessa.

"I miss Odessa."

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Inside.

"Inside."

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Well, it's true.

"Well, it's true."

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and he was almost permanently shit-faced.

"and he was almost permanently shit-faced."

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Report to who? Moscow?

"Report to who? Moscow?"

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The ones who know don't care anymore and the ones who care don't know.

"The ones who know don't care anymore and the ones who care don't know."

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Those 45 years of mutual hatred between the East and the West

"Those 45 years of mutual hatred between the East and the West"

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Huge stockpiles, and now no enemy.

"Huge stockpiles, and now no enemy."

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How many Kalashnikovs do you have?

"How many Kalashnikovs do you have?"

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I even landed a squadron of helicopter gunships.

"I even landed a squadron of helicopter gunships."

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built for a war with America that never happened.

"built for a war with America that never happened."

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I have a feeling it wasn't exactly what comrade Lenin had in mind

"I have a feeling it wasn't exactly what comrade Lenin had in mind"

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You don't know who I am, do you?

"You don't know who I am, do you?"

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You're late.

"You're late."

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Kept the tensions frozen.

"Kept the tensions frozen."

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No, it's gotten simpler.

"No, it's gotten simpler."

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I'd sell to pacifists but they're not the most regular of customers.

"I'd sell to pacifists but they're not the most regular of customers."

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until you've supplied weapons to kill your own countrymen.

"until you've supplied weapons to kill your own countrymen."

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Instead of cutting each other's throats, it may be beneficial if we work together.

"Instead of cutting each other's throats, it may be beneficial if we work together."

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